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[sexstarvednun]

Tonight, after giving me an incredible megazoom quasi-professional photo camera for my birthday (which I have no clue yet how to use, by the way, being a sub-par photographer), my very charismatic and doting family friend asked me to escort his beautiful and frighteningly intelligent niece (jailbait though, I might add) around over the next few weeks, as she is visiting from Moscow.
My life is awesome.