i need to find a girlfriend, or at least a steady date, by september 22nd for
this.
i get the keys to my new apartment in twenty minutes, officially putting a cap on two solid weeks of homelessness. it's been fun, it's been hard, it's been a learning experience, blah blah blah.
ultimately though, i realized that people with friends don't sleep on benches. i can think of a lot of people i'd love to say 'fuck you' too.
eight.