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[sexonyoursheets]

"What up, bitches. You know what to do."

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[blondecanary]

"Hey, it's Dinah. I figure we should talk about Baltimore and all, so why don't you stop by this evening? I'm in 312, if you forgot. I'll bring the cookies."

Crazy Phone Day

[likesscoundrels]

[From here.]

"Since you get to yell at me for who I choose to spend my time with, then I think I have some say over who you go out with. I am your mother, after all."

[lordofthecats]

[From here]

"What? What did I do that was so disgusting?"

[thatsamilkshake]

[ From here]

"I don't care about kinky. ...Can you tell when people are lying? What worries me is how God feels about about two girls being together."

*click*

[glacial_witch]

[ from here]

"Whatever you and your fetishes are, I'm sure I don't need to know about them. Also, why would I call to talk about your hair?!"