Room 503 [afternoon]

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Puck, being the good boy that he was, called his mom for Mother's Day.

(Now, granted, he'd only known that it was Mother's Day because he'd noticed while gazing happily at his Playboy calendar, but still

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"Dude, you hit on my mom?" Hannibal asked, using that as his greeting when he appeared in Puck's door. He wasn't mad though. Amused as hell, that's what he was.

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"I didn't know!" Puck said immediately, holding his hands up in surrender. "Your mom is a very beautiful and classy lady, though, I have to say."

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"And my dad has killed men with his bare hands." Okay, lie, but Puck's reaction was too good not to say that.

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"Doesn't shock me," he told him seriously. "Your dad is scary. But, yeah, your parents! Wonderful people! Especially how no one killed me."

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"Calm down, man," Hannibal said, wandering in. "She liked it and I could care less. She can handle herself."

Now, if Puck had been more pushy, Hannibal might have taken exception but he'd been good about it so Hannibal was fine.

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"Oh, good," Puck sighed. "I mean, yeah, I only went after the hot moms. Yours and someone named Chuck's hot stepmom. And I struck out." He clasped a hand to his heart sadly.

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"Must be the hair," Hannibal said, smirking. "I'm sure you found someone else to ease your pain, right?"

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"No moms," he said woefully. "But the new kids are awesome. There's this one chick who like, is foreign? And doesn't talk. At all. She's perfect."

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"How do you know she's foreign," Hannibal wondered, "if you can't hear an accent?"

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"Because I said 'You're not from around here' and she was all nodding at that, so there," Puck said, with a total a-ha tone.

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"What if that means she's like from Texas?" Hannibal asked. "She could be a Texan. Or from New Jersey. That's not from around here."

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"...good point," Puck agreed slowly. "I'll ask her if she's from Texas. But she doesn't talk so that probably just means she'll wave her hands around a bunch. Mostly talking to her was fun 'cause I talked and she stared at my chest."

Mmm. Bracing honesty.

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"Well, your man boobs are very alluring," Hannibal joked.

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"Those and the nipple ring," Puck agreed solemnly.

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"Let's hope you don't ever sleep with a girl who wears braces. That'd be fun, having her get her braces caught up in that and yanking," Hannibal replied innocently.

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Oh, look. Arm-crossing. "That is never going to happen," he decided seriously. "Braces aren't hot."