Actual conversation at work just now:
So, this just happened.
Mom used to always say it's a really good thing my office doesn't have a human resources department, because we'd probably all be fired.
Producer: [while writing voice over] What's another word for pulsing?
Me: I don't have to answer that.
Producer: What?
Me: It's sexual harassment.
Producer: No, it's not.
Me: .... throbbing.
Producer: Now that is sexual harassment.
Me: Your fault. Not mine.
Mom used to always say it's a really good thing my office doesn't have a human resources department, because we'd probably all be fired.
Producer: [while writing voice over] What's another word for pulsing?
Me: I don't have to answer that.
Producer: What?
Me: It's sexual harassment.
Producer: No, it's not.
Me: .... throbbing.
Producer: Now that is sexual harassment.
Me: Your fault. Not mine.