1. Go into your livejournal archive
2. Find your 23rd post.
3. Find your 5th sentence (or closest to it.)
4. Post the text of your sentence in this post along with these instructions.
5. Tag 5 people on your friend's list.
The 5th sentence is stupid, so I took the 2nd instead, which is only slightly less stupid, but here we go:
"You're either living in a cave in buttfuck Egypt, or 150 years old if you haven't heard of [the internet]."
I don't want to tag anyone, but I'll (sigh.moan.whine) play along:
catamountcubby, cori_in_maine, elisheva, ruckusjournal, jadedcat. <\tag>