I'm So Fucking Bored.
Full name: Mallory Iden
- Nickname/s: Mal
- Location: in my house
- Age: 16
- Natural Hair color: brown
- Present Hair color: black
- Eye color: blue
- Religion: agnostic
- Bra size/Penis size: I’d tell but then Tony would know. Cant have that!
[The Nosey]
- What color is your underwear? black
- Girls, is your bra padded/do you stuff it? Nope. Perky nubs are the way to go
- Do you have a crush on someone? no
- Who do you have a crush on? No one!
- What is so special about them? nothing
- Do they like you back? no
- Does anyone have a crush on you? You tell me
- What turns you on? Belly gutters
- What turns you off? Bad breath
- Which celebrities do you find attractive? Tim pagnotta is a sex machine
- Which celebrities would you make out with given the chances? Tim… You just wait till Thursday…
- Which of your friends do you find attractive? Jacklyn is the hottest
[The Perverted]
- Have you ever watched porn? Cant say I have
- Did you enjoy it? I dunno
- Do you fuck or make love? Depends on the person
- Have you ever had sex with a girl? no
- Have you ever had sex with a boy?yes
- Have you ever kissed a girl? yes
- Have you ever kissed a boy? yes
- Have you ever gone down on someone? yes
- Has anyone gone down on you? yes
- Have you ever used any sex toys? nope
- Do you masturbate? nope
- Do you like S&M? never tried
- Do you like animals, dead things, children or anything else unacceptable in that way? Hahahahahhahahahahha. Ooooh yeah, roadkill gets me off.
- Are you sexually shy? If your going to be shy while having sex you shouldn’t be having sex
- How many sexual partners have you had? None of your business
- Do you have any sexual tips you’d like to share? Umm… no
- Would you ever make out with someone outside your race/religion? sure
- Would you ever make out with someone who is ugly? sure
- Would you ever make out with someone who is really fat/really thin? sure
- Would you ever make out with someone who has bad hygiene? Hellllll no.
- Who do you want to make out with right now? tim
- Who do you want to have sex with right now? tim
- Are you a kitten in bed? Ahem. Nosexkitten.
- When was your last perverted dream? I dunno, like a month ago.
- What/who was it about? I was raped and then I turned into a cat.
- Where is the weirdest place you've ever had sex? No where weird. Wouldn’t sex in space be the coolest?
- Have you done it in public?no
- Are you comfortable being naked around people? yes
- When was your last orgasm? Too long ago
- What gives you goosebumps? A lot of things
[The Morals]
- Would you kiss someone you don't love? sure
- Would you have sex with someone you don't love? sure
- Do you believe in sex before marriage? HAHHAHAHA. yes
- Have you ever been in love? maybe
- Do you want to get married? Nevar.
[The Ending]
- What is the time? 5:49
- How long did this take you? I dunno.
- Did you enjoy this? Not really….
- Are you a pervert? sure
- What did you do most during this survey? I’ve been eating
- Any final thoughts? No.
- Nickname/s: Mal
- Location: in my house
- Age: 16
- Natural Hair color: brown
- Present Hair color: black
- Eye color: blue
- Religion: agnostic
- Bra size/Penis size: I’d tell but then Tony would know. Cant have that!
[The Nosey]
- What color is your underwear? black
- Girls, is your bra padded/do you stuff it? Nope. Perky nubs are the way to go
- Do you have a crush on someone? no
- Who do you have a crush on? No one!
- What is so special about them? nothing
- Do they like you back? no
- Does anyone have a crush on you? You tell me
- What turns you on? Belly gutters
- What turns you off? Bad breath
- Which celebrities do you find attractive? Tim pagnotta is a sex machine
- Which celebrities would you make out with given the chances? Tim… You just wait till Thursday…
- Which of your friends do you find attractive? Jacklyn is the hottest
[The Perverted]
- Have you ever watched porn? Cant say I have
- Did you enjoy it? I dunno
- Do you fuck or make love? Depends on the person
- Have you ever had sex with a girl? no
- Have you ever had sex with a boy?yes
- Have you ever kissed a girl? yes
- Have you ever kissed a boy? yes
- Have you ever gone down on someone? yes
- Has anyone gone down on you? yes
- Have you ever used any sex toys? nope
- Do you masturbate? nope
- Do you like S&M? never tried
- Do you like animals, dead things, children or anything else unacceptable in that way? Hahahahahhahahahahha. Ooooh yeah, roadkill gets me off.
- Are you sexually shy? If your going to be shy while having sex you shouldn’t be having sex
- How many sexual partners have you had? None of your business
- Do you have any sexual tips you’d like to share? Umm… no
- Would you ever make out with someone outside your race/religion? sure
- Would you ever make out with someone who is ugly? sure
- Would you ever make out with someone who is really fat/really thin? sure
- Would you ever make out with someone who has bad hygiene? Hellllll no.
- Who do you want to make out with right now? tim
- Who do you want to have sex with right now? tim
- Are you a kitten in bed? Ahem. Nosexkitten.
- When was your last perverted dream? I dunno, like a month ago.
- What/who was it about? I was raped and then I turned into a cat.
- Where is the weirdest place you've ever had sex? No where weird. Wouldn’t sex in space be the coolest?
- Have you done it in public?no
- Are you comfortable being naked around people? yes
- When was your last orgasm? Too long ago
- What gives you goosebumps? A lot of things
[The Morals]
- Would you kiss someone you don't love? sure
- Would you have sex with someone you don't love? sure
- Do you believe in sex before marriage? HAHHAHAHA. yes
- Have you ever been in love? maybe
- Do you want to get married? Nevar.
[The Ending]
- What is the time? 5:49
- How long did this take you? I dunno.
- Did you enjoy this? Not really….
- Are you a pervert? sure
- What did you do most during this survey? I’ve been eating
- Any final thoughts? No.