Yah, I did it all for tha nookie, so what?
So, like, I was thinking...if I was some Helter Skelter Cannibal (which I am not, I think)...who would I eat?
I wouldn't eat anyone, I am merely on a celery diet.
I need a friend in life, someone who will fish with me and let me answer the door when cops are there. I said fuck humans! this friend needs to be a robot. NOT AN ASTRONAUT, but a robo-robo-robot!
I think I need to mosey down to the local city dump and find the magical treasures that await. HMMMM...
I used to blame my brain damage on alcohol, Tony Little infomericals, and the rock, but now I know it's from sniffing all that glue in 9th grade Physical Science. Thanks a lot, thanks a lot!
I really enjoyed the presents.
It's my birthday bitches, no one knew! I have been playing a dirty trick for 17 years, my birthday is really June 15. ALso, I am a 38 year old reporter posing as a highschool student, and has never been kissed.
YEah right, yeah right! I've had my share of lovemake during quilt central. I mean...are you there God, it's me Margret?!
This has gotsta stop. I mean...really, who doesn't want this obese house wife as their mistress?
Wait, nevermind! Got to go and listen to my 2Fast2Furious 8-track and ponder why Ludacris never wants to hang out.
P double S...You got the right stuff, baby! OoOoOoO! Kill me, NOT! Sicko...
I wouldn't eat anyone, I am merely on a celery diet.
I need a friend in life, someone who will fish with me and let me answer the door when cops are there. I said fuck humans! this friend needs to be a robot. NOT AN ASTRONAUT, but a robo-robo-robot!
I think I need to mosey down to the local city dump and find the magical treasures that await. HMMMM...
I used to blame my brain damage on alcohol, Tony Little infomericals, and the rock, but now I know it's from sniffing all that glue in 9th grade Physical Science. Thanks a lot, thanks a lot!
I really enjoyed the presents.
It's my birthday bitches, no one knew! I have been playing a dirty trick for 17 years, my birthday is really June 15. ALso, I am a 38 year old reporter posing as a highschool student, and has never been kissed.
YEah right, yeah right! I've had my share of lovemake during quilt central. I mean...are you there God, it's me Margret?!
This has gotsta stop. I mean...really, who doesn't want this obese house wife as their mistress?
Wait, nevermind! Got to go and listen to my 2Fast2Furious 8-track and ponder why Ludacris never wants to hang out.
P double S...You got the right stuff, baby! OoOoOoO! Kill me, NOT! Sicko...