Tuned On.
She has shiny hair the texture of stiff yellow plastic and a repulsive face. I watch her sometimes on the television. The smiling news anchor with the phony name and android tits. Bright crayola features drawn thick like sunshine. Weeknights at ten you can catch the show. Mindless banter and bullshit journalism are her specialty. I get a hard on whenever she does those consumer investigations. WHAT YOUR BUTCHER REALLY DOESN’T WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR MEAT. You can’t help but jerk off to all that exposed corruption. Sit and stare at my screen as she color codes the world for fucking idiots. I bet every year her hometown throws a parade in her honor. A whole crowd of human cattle just standing and watching with big dumb eyes. Mouths swelling up full of proud sticky cum. Like greedy kids wolfing down huge gobs of cotton candy. Yeah. On that day she is making them feel really fucking special. I guess they must pay her in good feelings because the bitch sure does a first rate job.