Stingrays and dogs and ducks, oh my!

[sexion8]

Still bored, in case you were wondering.

Anywhore.

As you all know, I don't comment on the news often. When I do, you know it's fucked up. I guess I just figure everyone and their Aunt Fanny are always chiming in with this opinion or that one and I really don't need to be adding my voice to the cacophony.

But this:

Man critically ill after

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[tedwords]

You need to post about the news more often!

Do you think, possibly, Mr. Lundgren ingested the family of five, and that's why he's so fat?

[sexion8]

Aye, aye, sir! Maybe I'll start adding a weird news blurb to every update? Might not be a bad idea.

Like some crazy Hannibal Lector/David Koresh hybrid psychopath? Wouldn't put it past him.

I know! We'll forego the bullets, douse him in bloody chum and toss him in a school of hammerheads. It'd be a real shame for a feast like him to go to waste when so many others are starving in the world. We'll say grace beforehand for extra justice!

[tedwords]

Yes, I like the weird news angle.

You could be like that weird Wonder Woman bad guy, the Angle-man! She never really did get a good bunch of supervillians, did she?

[sexion8]

Eh, she got a Greek god or two and a animorph chick named Cheetah on her bad side, but yeah, it was certainly not of Batman/Joker, Supes/Luthor caliber.

[tedwords]

Cheetah was probably the best. Oh yeah, and Dr. Psycho. He was creepy. Just keep me away from Egg Foo!