The Thing

[sexion8]

Excuse me for a second.

NOBODY IS BRINGING SEXY BACK. SEXY NEVER WENT ANYWHERE IN THE FIRST PLACE. YOU PEOPLE NEED TO LEARN HOW TO LOOK.

Now that that's out of the way, I would like to dedicate this next post to my irrepressible friend wirrrn whose love for horror is only surpassed by his love for bugs and insects--which, to me amounts to the same

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[garrisononcrack]

The Tootsie trailers were pretty damn disturbing to me when I was a wee one...

[sexion8]

Man, I loved Tootsie. Dustin Hoffman looked like one of my aunts and who didn't admire the beauteous Jessica Lange?

[garrisononcrack]

I think they wanted Dustin Hoffman to look like everyone's aunt. That was the lure in the movie.

[sexion8]

Yeah, but the aunt I'm referring to is exceptionally ugly. Do all aunts look like that? The only aunts I've known besides my own was named Jonie, who was my best friend's aunt.

She looked nothing like TOOTSIE. She had long blonde hair, wore daisy dukes, and bought us rum that we drank in the garage when my best friend's mom wasn't home. She was definitely not ugly.

Now, MRS. DOUBTFIRE. That bitch was plain scary.

[garrisononcrack]

I had one aunt who was only about 13 years older than me - she was no Tootsie. Other than that - they were all ugly and nasty.

I drank with my young aunt too...