HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PINEAPPLE!
It's hard to believe you've been with me so long.
Figured you'd run off by now with, like, Rae Dawn Chong.
You mean more to me than all humans combined.
Well, maybe not Antonio Banderas. That boy is fine!
May all your birthday wishes come true on this day.
If I was your boss, I'd triple your pay.
Being married to you is pure-spun heaven.
If you were a D&D game, my darling, I rolled a D11.
Happy birthday, my Pineapple! Those dishes in the sink? Don't even worry about 'em, honeychile. *kissy smack*
Figured you'd run off by now with, like, Rae Dawn Chong.
You mean more to me than all humans combined.
Well, maybe not Antonio Banderas. That boy is fine!
May all your birthday wishes come true on this day.
If I was your boss, I'd triple your pay.
Being married to you is pure-spun heaven.
If you were a D&D game, my darling, I rolled a D11.
Happy birthday, my Pineapple! Those dishes in the sink? Don't even worry about 'em, honeychile. *kissy smack*