Muddled Trip

[sexion8]

For fuck's sake, am I ever going to have a good weekend?

First we had the spectacularly failed Comic Con weekend that still resonates bitterly within my soul. Then we had similarly failed weekends that I didn't even post about because...well, I don't know why. I bitch to skyblade every day about how bored I am, yet can't even be bothered to post in this

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[tedwords]

I LOVE the alphabet game! Only, we called it, "I went to Boston"...

[sexion8]

Most popular movie title: Klute. No one ever believes you that it's an actual movie.

You remember it, don't you? With Jane Fonda? If you do, congratulations; you're the only one who does. I always get, "What? That's not a movie!" and then a 'free pass' until they of little faith can get to google to look it up.

Nice, huh? Whatever happened to trust? *hides pilfered Monopoly money behind back*

[tedwords]

I actually do remember Klute, believe it or not. Not because I actually saw the damn thing, but it was mentioned quite a bit in a book I read called "You'll Never Eat Lunch in This Town Again." It was dishy goodness.

[sexion8]

I've always wanted to read that one! Maybe I'll pick it up today during my errands.

I also can't wait until Jennifer Lopez's 1st ex-husband gets the green light to write his tell-all. Quote believed to be in the book:

"She was doing all this religious bullshit, whatever you want to call it, to her, to me, to Chris, to Puffy, to Anthony, you name it."

He's talking, of course, about Santeria--it's main practice being animal sacrifice. (You're a filthy murderer, Lopez!) The Smoking Gun has the skinny on all of this:

The Voodoo that J.Lo Do.

[tedwords]

Damn my worksite! I can't access The Smoking Gun...it's inappropriate *sob*

I'll check it out at home. JLo into animal sacrifices, though? Let's get into animals!