Sex and the City

Jul 24, 2006 18:30

***ATTENTION BACHELORS AND BACHELORETTES LIVING IN THE 5 BURROWS OF NEW YORK***

Are you single with nothing to do on a balmy summer night? Do you like to eat and drink in fine restaurants on someone else's dime? Interested in meeting other singles face-to-face instead of typing away on a questionable website at a faceless unknown who looks decent enough, but is in fact someone who may or may not stab you in your sleep? Have I got the solution for you!

The very lovely and snarky yes_i_said_yes has just announced that she has been appointed editor of Relationships and Weddings sections in the New York Post. You heard me correctly--THE New York Post. And she is holding an open call for eligible bachelors and bachelorettes who are interested in being the subjects of her spectacularly cool columns. THE NEW YORK POST WILL PAY FOR EVERYTHING, Y'ALL.

Click here for details.

(Remember, only single New Yorkers living in the 5 burrows can apply.)

I would so totally go for this if 1.) I wasn't married, 2.) I was in my 20s, and 3.) didn't live in the ass-pit of the West coast. To my ladies out there looking to give their deadbeat S.O.s the big kiss off: look at this as your on-ramp to Dump City.

Now fly, my pretties. Oh, and if you do decide to participate and are chosen, I would really love it if you posted about your adventure. If you have accompanying photos, why, that would be even better as I am incurably voyeuristic.
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