Yeah, well, then he'd just complain about his hands.
You know, as I wrote that my head started playing "who took the nails out (who!? WHO-WHO!?!)" - and I realized that that's an untapped market.
You see, we just need to re-shoot a movie based on the bible but make it a pop-culture musical a-la "Moulin Rouge". You know, Sampson slaughtering Philistines with the jawbone of an ass* to "Let the bodies hit the floor" by Deadpool.
We'd make a mint.
*Ever think that some bits of the bible are kind of editorialized? I mean - the jawbone of an ass? That so sounds to me like some rabbis going "Lets make them sound like bitches". It's not like there was a Philistine there to proof it or something. And if there was what would he do? Complain?
Philistine 1: "A jawbone? What about that big choppy sword he had?"
Philistine 2: "Dude! Shut up! We can't beat these guys for winning! Remember when we beat them and took their magic box*? I had boils on my ass for weeks!"
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You know, as I wrote that my head started playing "who took the nails out (who!? WHO-WHO!?!)" - and I realized that that's an untapped market.
You see, we just need to re-shoot a movie based on the bible but make it a pop-culture musical a-la "Moulin Rouge". You know, Sampson slaughtering Philistines with the jawbone of an ass* to "Let the bodies hit the floor" by Deadpool.
We'd make a mint.
*Ever think that some bits of the bible are kind of editorialized? I mean - the jawbone of an ass? That so sounds to me like some rabbis going "Lets make them sound like bitches". It's not like there was a Philistine there to proof it or something. And if there was what would he do? Complain?
Philistine 1: "A jawbone? What about that big choppy sword he had?"
Philistine 2: "Dude! Shut up! We can't beat these guys for winning! Remember when we beat them and took their magic box*? I had boils on my ass for weeks!"
*The Arc of the Covenant
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