Face to face to face
I don't feel like updating about work in any depth because the fraudulent practices still haven't been resolved as of this writing, but conditions have improved and I'm back to working decent hours again largely thanks to the god-like graciousness of He Who Shall Henceforth Be Named Mr. Big ("Sandra goes home when she is supposed to and that's IT"), my work crush and head honcho of the company. I am in better spirits -- thanks for the well-wishes, everyone.
And up yours, Jacko, you fucking onion.
So I did the face recognition thing that's sweeping LJ like a California forest fire using my famous flipping-the-bird photo at My Heritage. My results were significantly less wtf'ish than the results of some of my friends (like the Aretha Franklin comparison of the very blonde and very Darryl Hannah-like visage of oldtownhooker), but a couple still made me do the "Huh?" cocking of the head. This was one of them:
Brandy 67% - But I like her well enough and at least she's pretty and thin and not a fat old harridan that eats double portions of fried chicken and waffles for dinner and who fired half her sound people because the AC was on 2 degrees warmer than she prefers during the VH-1 Divas rehearsals, isn't that right, Aretha?
Also:
Christina Aguilera 72% - I linked to the coolest photo of her I could find as I feel she looks way better as a brunette, but still -- she's got chicken lips. Of course that still won't stop me from pirating legally purchasing her latest CD when it drops. Or turning the Internet upside down until I find a silver Fuck You ring.
Oh yeah and this:
Bic Runga 61% - Who??? She looks like that creepy little boy in The Grudge and it's giving me the heebs.
The rest were awesome in triplicate:
Vivien Leigh 73% - SCARLETT-FUCKING-O'HARA, MAN. I couldn't be more awash in squee with this comparison as I've also been known to throw epic tantrums guaranteed to send Pineapple to an early grave. She's been one of my idols since my earliest memories of childhood and to this day I'm determined to move to Georgia just because I want to say things like "Great balls of FI-YAH!" and drink sweet tea on a vine-covered veranda.
Anastacia 71% - She's, like, the poor man's Carmen Elektra, but just look at those abs. You can wash clothes on them and shit.
Kate Winslet 71% - Not my favorite actress, but she is interestingly pretty.
Tyra Banks 71% - It seems my submitted photo was just bitchy enough to qualify for this one. And my soul desperately craves that bra. Somebody please buy me that bra.
Natalie Imbruglia 67% - I remember when Kelly Osbourne called her a c*** on national t.v.
Elisha Cuthbert 66% - I love her because she looks like Debra Harry of Blondie, but she really needs to change that linguistically awkward last name. I always spit all over everyone when I try to say it.
Gina Lollobrigida 66% - I am in adoration of this particular photo of Miss Lollobrigida because it's nearly identical to the one of my mom back when she was a spirited lass that needed no milkshakes to bring the boys to HER yard.
All in all, I'm quite pleased with the results and even though I know these generator things are dodgy, I am weirdly grateful that Shannon Doherty wasn't anywhere in it. I'm kinda bummed Linda Carter wasn't in it, either, but dude, I got not one but TWO legends of the silver screen.
There will be no living with me after this.
And up yours, Jacko, you fucking onion.
So I did the face recognition thing that's sweeping LJ like a California forest fire using my famous flipping-the-bird photo at My Heritage. My results were significantly less wtf'ish than the results of some of my friends (like the Aretha Franklin comparison of the very blonde and very Darryl Hannah-like visage of oldtownhooker), but a couple still made me do the "Huh?" cocking of the head. This was one of them:
Brandy 67% - But I like her well enough and at least she's pretty and thin and not a fat old harridan that eats double portions of fried chicken and waffles for dinner and who fired half her sound people because the AC was on 2 degrees warmer than she prefers during the VH-1 Divas rehearsals, isn't that right, Aretha?
Also:
Christina Aguilera 72% - I linked to the coolest photo of her I could find as I feel she looks way better as a brunette, but still -- she's got chicken lips. Of course that still won't stop me from pirating legally purchasing her latest CD when it drops. Or turning the Internet upside down until I find a silver Fuck You ring.
Oh yeah and this:
Bic Runga 61% - Who??? She looks like that creepy little boy in The Grudge and it's giving me the heebs.
The rest were awesome in triplicate:
Vivien Leigh 73% - SCARLETT-FUCKING-O'HARA, MAN. I couldn't be more awash in squee with this comparison as I've also been known to throw epic tantrums guaranteed to send Pineapple to an early grave. She's been one of my idols since my earliest memories of childhood and to this day I'm determined to move to Georgia just because I want to say things like "Great balls of FI-YAH!" and drink sweet tea on a vine-covered veranda.
Anastacia 71% - She's, like, the poor man's Carmen Elektra, but just look at those abs. You can wash clothes on them and shit.
Kate Winslet 71% - Not my favorite actress, but she is interestingly pretty.
Tyra Banks 71% - It seems my submitted photo was just bitchy enough to qualify for this one. And my soul desperately craves that bra. Somebody please buy me that bra.
Natalie Imbruglia 67% - I remember when Kelly Osbourne called her a c*** on national t.v.
Elisha Cuthbert 66% - I love her because she looks like Debra Harry of Blondie, but she really needs to change that linguistically awkward last name. I always spit all over everyone when I try to say it.
Gina Lollobrigida 66% - I am in adoration of this particular photo of Miss Lollobrigida because it's nearly identical to the one of my mom back when she was a spirited lass that needed no milkshakes to bring the boys to HER yard.
All in all, I'm quite pleased with the results and even though I know these generator things are dodgy, I am weirdly grateful that Shannon Doherty wasn't anywhere in it. I'm kinda bummed Linda Carter wasn't in it, either, but dude, I got not one but TWO legends of the silver screen.
There will be no living with me after this.