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FAIRY TALE
nce upon a time there has a young PORN STAR named CHRIS. He was BOLDLY TWIRLING in the SEXY forest when he met BEAUTIFUL DAN, a run-away PHONE SEX OPERATOR from the CRAZY Queen MANDEE.
CHRIS could see that BEAUTIFUL DAN was hungry so he reached into his SACK and give him his HARD PICKLE. BEAUTIFUL DAN was thankful for CHRIS's PICKLE, so he told CHRIS a very BORING story about Queen MANDEE's daughter ASHLEY. How her mother, the CRAZY Queen MANDEE, kept her locked away in a CASTLE protected by a gigantic PENGUIN, because ASHLEY was so QUIET.
CHRIS SCREAMED. He vowed to BEAUTIFUL DAN the PHONE SEX OPERATOR that he would save the QUIET ASHLEY. He would SLAP the PENGUIN, and take ASHLEY far away from her eveil mother, the CRAZY Queen MANDEE, and SQUEEZE her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a NOISY POOPING and BEAUTIFUL DAN the PHONE SEX OPERATOR began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic PENGUIN from his story. CRAZY Queen MANDEE POKED out from behind a VIBRATOR and struck CHRIS dead. In the far off CASTLE you could hear a SNAP CRACKLE POP.
THE END.
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