Protecting the Innocent
Well, since I won brad_corp's sponsorship challenge last, whenever, I decided to make an actual post instead of these survey/questionaire things. Ahh, the world of me, will it never end? The answer, obviously, is no.
So, its been a long time since I said anything worthy... on the internet. Believe me, I'm just full of inspiring things to say. So, lets start at the beginning. The beginning starting from when everyone left for schoolies, and left me behind.
Schoolies happened.
*Highlights*
1) René's hair getting dyed green. Then getting cut off.
2) René playing it Metal Gear to stay in any apartment.
3) Dave getting on to Room 208
4) Dave's amazing ability at scoring (and not just the lady folk)
5) Mat sexing a sink
6) Brett... pissed as a similie at 9am saturday morning
7) Sex on the beach... 18/46... think about it
Then Jimmy, Brad and Shan got back from Anti-Schoolies. Once I got some time off Dominos, I was out there with pizza and beer. That happened over 2 nights, because no one wanted to hit the piss the first night, and there's nothing worse than drinking on your onesys. It was good, really. A little bit of music, a little bit of joking, a little bit of cable, a little bit of sex... none of which happened to me. I basically just got tired and went to bed.
Hmm... what happened next? Well, we could backtrack a bit, before everyone went to schoolies... I got drunk for the first time since Easter. The sunday after everyone left? We (we = me, luke and adam) hit a bottle of Captain Morgan and stayed up all night talking shit and watching Invader Zim. Which inspired me to do it more often, I'd forgotten how fun it is. The next day, I discovered that I appear to be at least 9 months older than I am. This has lead to some interesting opportunities for me... Ok, so it means that now I'm doing piss runs for everyone while I'm DDing.
Ok, now jumping ahead a couple of... what, days? This past weekend, I spent with my family on a Houseboat up at Tin Can Bay. I managed to read all of Lemony Snicket's 'Series of Unfortunate Events'. It was good, very well written children's book. I then started on Alice in Wonderland and Alice Through The Looking Glass by Lewis Carrol. Curiouser and curiouser. I came to the conclusion that children's books are the best sort of book. Also, my up-til-now Nazi like Father can be quite surprising. Sitting on the top deck of the houseboat on Friday night, he came up and gave me a beer. I think he see's me as an adult now, which is moderately cool.
Home now, after seeing Team America tonight with Adam. That movie had me laughing for the longest time in quite a while.
Time to sign off. Stay Classy.
So, its been a long time since I said anything worthy... on the internet. Believe me, I'm just full of inspiring things to say. So, lets start at the beginning. The beginning starting from when everyone left for schoolies, and left me behind.
Schoolies happened.
*Highlights*
1) René's hair getting dyed green. Then getting cut off.
2) René playing it Metal Gear to stay in any apartment.
3) Dave getting on to Room 208
4) Dave's amazing ability at scoring (and not just the lady folk)
5) Mat sexing a sink
6) Brett... pissed as a similie at 9am saturday morning
7) Sex on the beach... 18/46... think about it
Then Jimmy, Brad and Shan got back from Anti-Schoolies. Once I got some time off Dominos, I was out there with pizza and beer. That happened over 2 nights, because no one wanted to hit the piss the first night, and there's nothing worse than drinking on your onesys. It was good, really. A little bit of music, a little bit of joking, a little bit of cable, a little bit of sex... none of which happened to me. I basically just got tired and went to bed.
Hmm... what happened next? Well, we could backtrack a bit, before everyone went to schoolies... I got drunk for the first time since Easter. The sunday after everyone left? We (we = me, luke and adam) hit a bottle of Captain Morgan and stayed up all night talking shit and watching Invader Zim. Which inspired me to do it more often, I'd forgotten how fun it is. The next day, I discovered that I appear to be at least 9 months older than I am. This has lead to some interesting opportunities for me... Ok, so it means that now I'm doing piss runs for everyone while I'm DDing.
Ok, now jumping ahead a couple of... what, days? This past weekend, I spent with my family on a Houseboat up at Tin Can Bay. I managed to read all of Lemony Snicket's 'Series of Unfortunate Events'. It was good, very well written children's book. I then started on Alice in Wonderland and Alice Through The Looking Glass by Lewis Carrol. Curiouser and curiouser. I came to the conclusion that children's books are the best sort of book. Also, my up-til-now Nazi like Father can be quite surprising. Sitting on the top deck of the houseboat on Friday night, he came up and gave me a beer. I think he see's me as an adult now, which is moderately cool.
Home now, after seeing Team America tonight with Adam. That movie had me laughing for the longest time in quite a while.
Time to sign off. Stay Classy.