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my friends from NY send me this and it shows how much of a jersey girl im really NOT!
the things that are in caps show which 1s are not tru!or tru...u'll see
You Know You're from New Jersey When...
*YOU'VE BEEN SERIOUSLY INJURED AT ACTION PARK.(not really...sorry)
*YOU KNOW THAT THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO CALL IT "JOISEY" ARE FROM NEW YORK (USUALLY THE BRONX)((WHERE I LIVED, BESIDES MANHATTAN,and sry my jersey friends but i do say that)).
*You DON'T THINK OF CITRUS WHEN PEOPLE MENTION "THE ORANGES"(sometimes i do sometimes i dont, but mostly the fruit maybe it's cuz i like them so much lol lyla)
*YOU KNOW THAT IT IS CALLED "GREAT ADVENTURE" NOT "6 FLAGS"(i call i 6 flags)
*YOU'VE ORDERED A HARD ROLL WITH BUTTER FOR BREAKFAST.(yea oookkk...ESSPECIALLY SINCE I DON'T EAT BUTTER)
*YOU'VE KNOWN THE WAY TO SEASIDE HEITHS SINCE YOU WERE SEVEN.(I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS!)
*YOU'VE EATEN AT A DINNER, WHEN YOU WERE STONED OR DRUNK AT 3 AM.(no not really sry)
*WHENEVER YOU PARK, THERE'S A CAMARO WITHIN 3 SPOTS OF YOU.(wats a camaro?is that a car...i think so i don't drive so...)
*YOU REMEMBERED THAT THE 2 GUYZ WERE FROM HARRISON.(wat guyz??? im confused)
*YOU KNOW THAT THE STATE ISN'T ONE BIG OIL REFINERY.(WAST AN OIL REFINERY?)
*AT LEAST 3 PEOPLE IN YOUR FAMILY STILL LOVES BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN, AND YOU KNOW WHAT TOWN JON BON JOVI IS FROM.(ONLY MY DAD LIKES BRUCE AND I HAVE NO CLUE WHERE JON LIVES)
*YOU KNOW WHAT A "JUG HANDLE" IS.(I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT THAT IS CAN SOME1 TELL ME PLZ)
*You know that a WaWa is a convenience store.(THANX TO LYLA AND LAUREN.T.)
*YOU KNOW THAT THE STATE ISN'T ALL FARM LAND.(IT ISN'T? OH OK)
*YOU KNOW THAT THERE ARE NO "BEACHES" IN NEW JERSEY - THERE'S "THE SHORE," AND YOU KNOW THAT THE ROAD TO THE SHORE IS "THE PARKWAY" NOT "THE GARDEN STATE HIGHWAY."(WATS THE DIFFARENTS?)
*YOU KNOE THAT "PINEY" ISN'T REFFERING TO A TREE.(WATS A PINEY?)
*Even your school cafeteria made good Italian subs, and, you call it a "sub" not a "submarine sandwich" or worse yet, a "hoagy" or a "hero."(I WOULD NEVER CALL A SUB THAT!1 POINT FOR OLIVIA YEY)
*YOU REMEMBER THE SONG FROM THE PALISADES PARK COMMERCIALS.(WATS THE PALISADES PARK?)
*YOU KNOW HOW TO PROPERLY NEGOTIATE A CIRCLE.(WAT DOES THAT MEAN?)
*YOU KNOW THAT THE LAST QUESTION HAD TO DO WITH SRIVING.(OHHHHHHH...I STILL DON'T GET IT BUT W/E)
*YOU KNOW THAT "ACME" IS AN ACTUAL STORE, NOT JUST A WARNER BROS CREATION.(NEVER KNEW THAT)
*You know that this is the only "New..." state that doesn't require "New" to identify it (like, try ...Mexico, ...York, ...Hampshire (doesn't work, does it?).
*YOU KNOW HOW TO TRANSLATE THIS CONVERSATION: "JEET YET?" "NO, JEW?"(WTF DOES THAT MEAN?)
*YOU ONLY GO TO NEY YORK CITY FOR A DAY TRIP AND YOU ONLY CALL IT "THE CITY."(I GO THERE FOR LONGER THAT A DAY CUZ I NOW PPL THERE, AND I CALL NYC BY THE SECTIONS LIKE THE BRONX, BROOKLYN, QUEENS,DOWNTOWN,UPTOWN,ECT.)
*You know that a "White Castle" is the name of BOTH a fast food chain AND a fast food sandwich.(FROM MY DAD)
*YOU CONSIDER A CRONED BEEF SANDWITCH WITH LETTUCE AND MAYO A SACRILEGE.(IDK WAT A SACRILEGE MEANS BUT I EAT MY CORNED BEEF SANDWITCH W/CABEGE AND MUSTARD((LEARNED THAT FROM MY IRISH FFAMILY)))
*IN THE 80'S YOU WORE YOUR HAIR REALLY HIGH.(I WASN'T BORN YET ACCTUALLY I LIVE IN THE 80'S FOR A YEAR I WAS BORN 1989)
*You don't think "What exit" (do you live near?) is very funny.
*YOU KNOW THAT THE REAL FIRST "STRIP SHOPPING CENTER" IN THE COUNTRY IS ROUTE 22.(I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT AND I REALLY DON'T CARE!)
*YOU KNOW THAT PPL FROM 609 AREA CODE ARE "ALITTLE DIFFERENT"(I DON'T KNOW ANY1 FROM A 609 AREA CODE SO I WOULDN'T KNOW)
*YOU NOW THAT NO RESPECTABLE NEW JERSEYAN GOES TO PRINCETON-THAT'S FRO OUT-OF-STATEERS.(IF I GOT INTO PRINCETON I WOULD GO!!!)
*THE JETS-GIANTS GAME HAS STARTED FIGHTS AT YOUR SCHOOL OR LOCAL BAR.(NO NOT REALLY OR IF THEY DID NEVER HEARD OF THEM)
*You live within 20 minutes of at least three different malls.(THATS TRU)
*YOU CAN SEE THE MANHATTAN SKYLINE FROM SOME PART OF YOUR TOWN.(AS LONG AS I KNOW THERE IS NO SPOT THAT WE CAN SEE MANHATTAN)
*You refer to all highways and interstates by their numbers.(I DON'T MY FAMILY DOES THO)
*EVERY YEAR YOU HAD AT LEAST 1 KID IN YOUR CLASS NAMED TONY.(I ACCTUALLY NEVER MET A TONY EXEPT MY DADS FRIEND)
*YOU KNOW WHERE EVERY "CLIP" SHOW IN THE SOPRANOS OPENING CREDITS IS.(I DONT WATCH THE SOPRANOS BUT EVEN IF I DID I DONT THINK I WOULD KNOW WHERE THEY ARE)
*YOU'VE GOTTEN ON THE WRONG HIGHWAY TRYING TO GET OUT OF THE WILLOWBROOK MALL.(NO NOT REALLY I ALWAYZ KNEW THE WAY WELL MY PARENTS DID)
*YOU'VE EATEN A BOARDWALK CHEESESTEAK WITH VINEGAR FRIES.(EWWWW...I DON'T LIKE CHEESSTEAK OR VINEGAR FRIENS, BUT WAT I HAVE HAD WAS HOT DOGS FROM A GUY ON A CRONER OF A STREET IN NY)
*YOU HAVE A FAVORITE ATLANTIC CITY CASINO.(NEVER BEEIN TO ATLATIC CITY BEFORE)
*YOU STARTED PLANNING FOR MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND IN FEBRUARY.(SRY...NO AGAIN!)
And finally...
*YOU'VE NEVER PUMPED YOUR OWN GAS.(I DON'T HAVE A CAR BUT I PUMPED GAS BEFORE)
OK SO DOES THAT SHOW YOU HOW MUCH OF A NEW YORKER I AM??!!
i think there was 37 bullets in that thing and i knew only got 10 of them!
g2g IM REALLY HUNGRY I HAVEN'T EATIN IN LIKE EVER! leave a coment answering my questions!thanx
xo
liv
the things that are in caps show which 1s are not tru!or tru...u'll see
You Know You're from New Jersey When...
*YOU'VE BEEN SERIOUSLY INJURED AT ACTION PARK.(not really...sorry)
*YOU KNOW THAT THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO CALL IT "JOISEY" ARE FROM NEW YORK (USUALLY THE BRONX)((WHERE I LIVED, BESIDES MANHATTAN,and sry my jersey friends but i do say that)).
*You DON'T THINK OF CITRUS WHEN PEOPLE MENTION "THE ORANGES"(sometimes i do sometimes i dont, but mostly the fruit maybe it's cuz i like them so much lol lyla)
*YOU KNOW THAT IT IS CALLED "GREAT ADVENTURE" NOT "6 FLAGS"(i call i 6 flags)
*YOU'VE ORDERED A HARD ROLL WITH BUTTER FOR BREAKFAST.(yea oookkk...ESSPECIALLY SINCE I DON'T EAT BUTTER)
*YOU'VE KNOWN THE WAY TO SEASIDE HEITHS SINCE YOU WERE SEVEN.(I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS!)
*YOU'VE EATEN AT A DINNER, WHEN YOU WERE STONED OR DRUNK AT 3 AM.(no not really sry)
*WHENEVER YOU PARK, THERE'S A CAMARO WITHIN 3 SPOTS OF YOU.(wats a camaro?is that a car...i think so i don't drive so...)
*YOU REMEMBERED THAT THE 2 GUYZ WERE FROM HARRISON.(wat guyz??? im confused)
*YOU KNOW THAT THE STATE ISN'T ONE BIG OIL REFINERY.(WAST AN OIL REFINERY?)
*AT LEAST 3 PEOPLE IN YOUR FAMILY STILL LOVES BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN, AND YOU KNOW WHAT TOWN JON BON JOVI IS FROM.(ONLY MY DAD LIKES BRUCE AND I HAVE NO CLUE WHERE JON LIVES)
*YOU KNOW WHAT A "JUG HANDLE" IS.(I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT THAT IS CAN SOME1 TELL ME PLZ)
*You know that a WaWa is a convenience store.(THANX TO LYLA AND LAUREN.T.)
*YOU KNOW THAT THE STATE ISN'T ALL FARM LAND.(IT ISN'T? OH OK)
*YOU KNOW THAT THERE ARE NO "BEACHES" IN NEW JERSEY - THERE'S "THE SHORE," AND YOU KNOW THAT THE ROAD TO THE SHORE IS "THE PARKWAY" NOT "THE GARDEN STATE HIGHWAY."(WATS THE DIFFARENTS?)
*YOU KNOE THAT "PINEY" ISN'T REFFERING TO A TREE.(WATS A PINEY?)
*Even your school cafeteria made good Italian subs, and, you call it a "sub" not a "submarine sandwich" or worse yet, a "hoagy" or a "hero."(I WOULD NEVER CALL A SUB THAT!1 POINT FOR OLIVIA YEY)
*YOU REMEMBER THE SONG FROM THE PALISADES PARK COMMERCIALS.(WATS THE PALISADES PARK?)
*YOU KNOW HOW TO PROPERLY NEGOTIATE A CIRCLE.(WAT DOES THAT MEAN?)
*YOU KNOW THAT THE LAST QUESTION HAD TO DO WITH SRIVING.(OHHHHHHH...I STILL DON'T GET IT BUT W/E)
*YOU KNOW THAT "ACME" IS AN ACTUAL STORE, NOT JUST A WARNER BROS CREATION.(NEVER KNEW THAT)
*You know that this is the only "New..." state that doesn't require "New" to identify it (like, try ...Mexico, ...York, ...Hampshire (doesn't work, does it?).
*YOU KNOW HOW TO TRANSLATE THIS CONVERSATION: "JEET YET?" "NO, JEW?"(WTF DOES THAT MEAN?)
*YOU ONLY GO TO NEY YORK CITY FOR A DAY TRIP AND YOU ONLY CALL IT "THE CITY."(I GO THERE FOR LONGER THAT A DAY CUZ I NOW PPL THERE, AND I CALL NYC BY THE SECTIONS LIKE THE BRONX, BROOKLYN, QUEENS,DOWNTOWN,UPTOWN,ECT.)
*You know that a "White Castle" is the name of BOTH a fast food chain AND a fast food sandwich.(FROM MY DAD)
*YOU CONSIDER A CRONED BEEF SANDWITCH WITH LETTUCE AND MAYO A SACRILEGE.(IDK WAT A SACRILEGE MEANS BUT I EAT MY CORNED BEEF SANDWITCH W/CABEGE AND MUSTARD((LEARNED THAT FROM MY IRISH FFAMILY)))
*IN THE 80'S YOU WORE YOUR HAIR REALLY HIGH.(I WASN'T BORN YET ACCTUALLY I LIVE IN THE 80'S FOR A YEAR I WAS BORN 1989)
*You don't think "What exit" (do you live near?) is very funny.
*YOU KNOW THAT THE REAL FIRST "STRIP SHOPPING CENTER" IN THE COUNTRY IS ROUTE 22.(I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT AND I REALLY DON'T CARE!)
*YOU KNOW THAT PPL FROM 609 AREA CODE ARE "ALITTLE DIFFERENT"(I DON'T KNOW ANY1 FROM A 609 AREA CODE SO I WOULDN'T KNOW)
*YOU NOW THAT NO RESPECTABLE NEW JERSEYAN GOES TO PRINCETON-THAT'S FRO OUT-OF-STATEERS.(IF I GOT INTO PRINCETON I WOULD GO!!!)
*THE JETS-GIANTS GAME HAS STARTED FIGHTS AT YOUR SCHOOL OR LOCAL BAR.(NO NOT REALLY OR IF THEY DID NEVER HEARD OF THEM)
*You live within 20 minutes of at least three different malls.(THATS TRU)
*YOU CAN SEE THE MANHATTAN SKYLINE FROM SOME PART OF YOUR TOWN.(AS LONG AS I KNOW THERE IS NO SPOT THAT WE CAN SEE MANHATTAN)
*You refer to all highways and interstates by their numbers.(I DON'T MY FAMILY DOES THO)
*EVERY YEAR YOU HAD AT LEAST 1 KID IN YOUR CLASS NAMED TONY.(I ACCTUALLY NEVER MET A TONY EXEPT MY DADS FRIEND)
*YOU KNOW WHERE EVERY "CLIP" SHOW IN THE SOPRANOS OPENING CREDITS IS.(I DONT WATCH THE SOPRANOS BUT EVEN IF I DID I DONT THINK I WOULD KNOW WHERE THEY ARE)
*YOU'VE GOTTEN ON THE WRONG HIGHWAY TRYING TO GET OUT OF THE WILLOWBROOK MALL.(NO NOT REALLY I ALWAYZ KNEW THE WAY WELL MY PARENTS DID)
*YOU'VE EATEN A BOARDWALK CHEESESTEAK WITH VINEGAR FRIES.(EWWWW...I DON'T LIKE CHEESSTEAK OR VINEGAR FRIENS, BUT WAT I HAVE HAD WAS HOT DOGS FROM A GUY ON A CRONER OF A STREET IN NY)
*YOU HAVE A FAVORITE ATLANTIC CITY CASINO.(NEVER BEEIN TO ATLATIC CITY BEFORE)
*YOU STARTED PLANNING FOR MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND IN FEBRUARY.(SRY...NO AGAIN!)
And finally...
*YOU'VE NEVER PUMPED YOUR OWN GAS.(I DON'T HAVE A CAR BUT I PUMPED GAS BEFORE)
OK SO DOES THAT SHOW YOU HOW MUCH OF A NEW YORKER I AM??!!
i think there was 37 bullets in that thing and i knew only got 10 of them!
g2g IM REALLY HUNGRY I HAVEN'T EATIN IN LIKE EVER! leave a coment answering my questions!thanx
xo
liv