Lil Poemz
PRoses Are Red, Violets Are Blue...
I'm In Love But Not With You...
When We Broke Up You Thought I Cried
But All It Was...
Was Another Guy,
You Told Your Friends That I Was A Trick,
I Told Mine That You Had A Weak Dick...
I Said I Loved You
And You Thought It Was True,
But Guess What Baby?
You Got Played Too!
(^ 2 all da azzholez)
PLet me explain
what I want you to do,
Be my slave
let me control you,
Lay on the bed
be so still,
What I'm going to do
will give you a thrill,
I'm going to undress you
and crawl on your lap,
Put you inside me
slide down on your shaft,
Making your dick
glisten with cum,
I'll pull you out and
lick your head, yum,
You watch in surprise
how naughty I can be,
This excites you wildly
you now want to control me,
You stand up and say
get on your knees,
Don't worry baby
and remember to breathe,
You thrust yourself inside
and take my breath away,
You grab onto my hair
and take control of the reins,
You pound away
hard and fast,
This is rough sex
it's not suppose to last,
Pulses are pounding
hearts about to explode,
When without warning
you release your load,
Did you enjoy yourself
being my slave,
Thank you for giving me
what I crave.
PLust,
A human emotion.
When becoming horny takes over
and their's no one around to fuck.
Look no further you're never stuck.
Masterbation is the key.
Say to yourself no one does it better than me.
If you never thought about it ,
It's time you did.
You might learn new skills that will have you doing it again and again.
Masterbation is sometimes what we need.
No one has to worry about disease or 9 months later taking care of a new seed.
Masterbation,
Always feels good no matter what place or time.
Hitting all the right spots and you can do it none stop.
Once you finally explode you see.
Lust is a magic door
And masterbation is the key
PThe Penis requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:
- has to work hard;
- has to work at great depths;
- has to work upside down;
- has no ventilation or air conditioned environment at work;
- has to work in a high humidity environment;
- has to work at high temperatures;
- does not get weekends and holidays off;
- even has to work more at weekends and holidays
- does not get time off after extra hours of work;
- has a hazardous work environment that often causes professional sickness.
Request Denied ... for the following reasons:
- does not work 8 hours in a row;
- does not answer immediately to all requests;
- needs continuous attention to perform at work;
- after a short activity period, falls asleep at work;
- retires too early;
- does not work at all unless pushed from behind;
- does not leave the workplace clean after finishing work;
- sometimes leaves work, too early
Although it is noted that:
Often arrives much earlier than expected
Shows an inordinate keenness to work
Willing to work at extraordinary times without much persuasion
Happy to try out new jobs in different positions
Prefers working without any special clothing
Always happy to try alternative locations
PIf I had a dick,
I'd jack off all the time,
If I had a dick,
I'd make that fucker mine!
If only just for one day,
I could have a dick to play,
I'd fuck anything that walks,
I'd fuck anything that talks!
I aint no dyke,
but I'd surly fuck a chick,
just to see what its like,
to be the one with the dick.
I'd go doggie,
military and 69,
drunkin monkey, missionary,
shit I'd be fuckin all the time!
(lol i thought diz wuz funny)
PSee I don't need Nann Nigga
Jockin' me, slowing me down
Or stoppin' me
Climbing all on top of me
If he ain't gonna fuck me properly
It's got to be, possibly
A dick that ain't too soft for me
Nigga get your ass up off of me
Besides your dick to small for me
I gots to be fucked right, sucked right
In the butt right like a slut like
In the bright lights, every day all night
Now talk to me, why you fuck me violently?
Calling me names that apply to me
Cumming all inside of me
Don't lie to me, now tell the truth
Is the pussy good for you?
Grip for you, good and tight
But full of juice
Why wouldn't you?
Why shouldn't you?
Scream while I am riding you
Over you making this pussy stroke for you
Like your bitch supposed to do
Close to you and I'm feeling most of you
Deep for me, we can meet
Fuck me till I fall asleep
Not unless there three nuts for me
Or get your ass up off of me
Ol' tired ass nigga besides
You ain't even all that any way
FUCK YOU!