songs
Good Charlotte~ Little things
Yeah, this song is dedicated to every kid who ever got picked last in gym class (yeah, 1999)
This is for you
To every kid who never had a date to no school dance (2000 eternal)
This is for you
To everyone who's ever been called a freak (come with meeeee)
Here we, here we go
What? (y'all know what I'm talking about, y'all know what I'm saying)
Like the time in school when we got free lunch and the cool kids beat us up (reduced lunch!)
And the rich kids had convertibles and we had to ride the bus (fifty-five)
Like the time we made the baseball team, but they still laughed at us (we still suck)
Like the time that girl broke up with me cause I wasn't cool enough
Trick!
Thanks...
The little things they always hang around
The little things they try to break me down
The little things they just won't go away
The little things made me who I am today
You wanna hate me know
But I won't stop know, cause I can't stop now
What? Come on. Ungh.
Here we go
Like the time mom went to that institute cause she was breaking down (I just can't take it!)
Like the car we had that wouldn't start, we had to walk to get around (Can I get a ride?)
And that same year on Christmas Eve, Dad went to the store (uh, I'll see you guys later)
We checked his room, his things were gone
We didn't see him no more
Dick!
Thanks...
The little things they always hang around
The little things they try to break me down
The little things they just won't go away
The little things made me who I am today
You wanna hate me know
But I won't stop know, cause I can't stop now
It always seems those little things they take the biggest part of me...
And I know that those little things they make the biggest part of me break down
I'm breaking down
Break down
Gotta maintain
St Lunatics~ Midwest swing
It's a Midwest thang y'all
And ain't got a clue (Ain't got a clue)
Why my Cutlass blue
And I got them thangs on that motherfucker too
It's a Midwest Swang y'all
Ain't gotta trip (Ain't gotta trip)
While we swing and dip (Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay)
Cuz we do big thangs
On the motherfuckin' hip
Verse 1 [Nelly]
What you think, we live on a farm?
Nigga, be for real
We got Benz's, Rovers' and Jag's, Hummer's and Deville's
Got a green S class, ???
Shit ain't been the same since I signed Fo' Reel
This shit got ill, when I hit 4 mil
Five and countin', dirty six at will
Did seven on the slide, 8 worldwide
I'll be on my third Bentley by the time I'm at 9
I hear'em cryin', "You gon' sell out"
Ya damn right, I done sold out before
And re-caught the same night
Straight hopped the next flight
Too *Icey* for sunlight
??? without Sprite, yea you heard me dirty
I'm from the Show-Me State
Show me seven I'll show you eight
Karats in one bling, heavily starched jeans
Representin' St. Louis everytime I breathe
In the city I touch down, and I bob and weave, ay
Chorus
Verse 2 [Murphy Lee]
I sport my beeper on my boots
That's why I be a buzz when I kick
Maybe it's on my lips, it's chaos when I spit
Quarter man, quarter schoolboy, half Lunatic
Quarter rubber, quarter dick, other half in yo' shit
Keep a quarter of some sheeeiit
I'm the Pookey of the backyard
All colors and all types like a junkyard
High young boy with high young ways
Cuz I connect three blunts and be high for three days
You can tell by the way I walk I ain't from 'round hurr (here)
Probably couldn't tell cuz I ain't walkin' nowhurr (nowhere)
I got a old-school Cutlass, with a hole in the urr (air)
TV's urrwhurr (everywhere) wood grain to sturr (stare)
I don't curr (care), hell naw I ain't cuttin' my hurr (hair)
To the half in them Airforce 1's, give me two purr (pair) ugh
I'm from the Lou and what I do is a Lou thang
One rapper, two rings and three chains
Verse 3 [Kyjuan]
Nothing but some ole country boys that ride V12 horses
Saddle up and put spurs on my Airforce's
Back porches made for hide and go seek
We got space out here, we can ride and cheif
Ain't gotta worry 'bout nobody approachin' us
By the time they catchin' up, we smokin' up
And my eyes be red, my lips a lil' dark
St. Louis sportin' the Rams, Cards and lil' Arch
My dirty's love to spark, and love to sparkle
Love homies *Vokal* coats with matchin' car do's (doors)
We racin' down sneakers, see how fast a car go
Granny be like "Ay, ya ya" like Ricky Ricardo
I know you wanna know why we do what we do
You cats ain't got a clue why the Cutlass blue
Brand new 22's on new UP's
With one, two, three, four, five TV's
Chorus
Verse 4 [Big Lee A.K.A. Ali)
I'm sittin' on the front porch, writin' a hood rhyme
Waitin' on my connect to deliver that good line
Wish I would find, one seed in my weed
Sticks and shit, if I do somebody bleed
Pull right here, eight pounds of Chinamen
Two ???, some blunts and Heineken
Hidin' in the back with the po' po'
Stickin' my do'do', man they some ho' hooo's
They put the gun to my earr
You know the Lord don't fear
Nann nigga, nann hoe, let's keep that bullshit clearr
They had me face down in the skreet (street)
Errbody (everybody) watchin', thinkin' Ima pull the heat
And leave the D-tects with a leak in the skreet (street)
And that - pussy ass nigga that set me up my peeps
Gon' give it to this nigga like NYPD
Beat the K, fuck coke, now I'm back on my granny poche (porch) hustlin'
Chorus til fade out
ICP~ How many times
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How many times will i ask myself why, how many times?
How many times will i ask myself why, how many times will i cry?
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How many times will you honk your horn and say fuck you?
Now what the fuck does that do?
Ya feel better now? i didn't let ya pass,
How 'bout i stop my car, and beat your fuckin' ass?
How many times will my neighbor beat his wife?
Somewhere in that house there's a butcher knife.
Fuckin' drunk, swingin' his fists about,
Why don't you wait till he sleeps, then take him out?
How many times will i sit in a hot car?
Traffic jam, been sittin' for a fuckin' hour.
Must be an accident, i hope nobody died,
Finally get there, and the crash is on the other side!
The gawkers roll by and creep slow,
Hopin' they can see a mangled body show.
Some park, and stand there and watch it all,
With their kids, they point, and fuckin' stare! (and just look!)
I remember one time i was pulled over,
Handcuffed, the cop was like, show's over.
People watching, hoping that he shoots me,
I just wanted to choke their fucking heads!
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How many times will i wait in a line,
It's three-thirty, i fuckin' got here at nine.
I'm finally up to the front, can't wait another minute,
Why am i here? to pay a fucking parking ticket.
The lady at the counter acts like a fuckin' bitch,
No smiles, no help, you're just a piece of shit,
I'm gettin' pissed, calm down, fuck it, forget it,
Back to my car, and there it is, another ticket!
How many times will a crackhead smoke crack,
And ask me for some money cuz he wants crack,
Give him money, again, he's coming back,
Walk away, and here's another, "gimmie crack."
How many time will a kid give a dirty look,
A little punk-ass bitch tryin to be a crook,
I wrote the book, i was out robbin' liquor stores,
When you were just a nut stain in your mama'a drawers.
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How many times will you steal my car stereo,
It don't even work, ya feel like a bitch, don't ya?
I vacuum all the fuckin' glass off from my seat,
I sit down, and got a piece stuck in my butt-cheek.
How many times did i walk in, and just sit,
And have to listen, and learn all this bullshit,
Learnin' history and science, fuckin' wait,
Knowin' that, will that put food on my plate?
Yeah, can i walk into mcdonald's, into the counter,
And tell 'em you can make limestone from gunpowder,
Will they give me a cheeseburger if i know that shit?
Fuck no, fuck you, and shut your fuckin' lip!
How many times will a judge decide my fate,
Who is he? a bitch! nothin' great.
He takes shits, and fuck his old floppy wife,
Plays with his balls and judges my life! (and who the fuck is he? he
Judges my life!)
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"dawg, i peels caps all day long, mutha fucka. the call me the big wheeler
Cap peeler, ya know what i'm sayin'? i run this whole mutha fucka. the whole
Block, dawg. they call me the king. the big king. king killer big wheeler
Cap peeler, yeah. that's what they call me around this mutha fucka. i run
This bitch. i got this bitch locked down. i'm a big gang
Banga, man. i'm a gang banga mutha fucka. see, they ain't think that we was
Gang bangin' out in this neighborhood, but they don't know about me and my
Clique, dawg. and if you all wanna be down, shit, we can sit down and talk,
Ya know what i'm sayin-"
"bobby!!! get your ass in here right now and finish your homework!"
"uh, here i come! aw dawg, i gotta go, man. but look, meet me here tomorrow
After school. oh wait, i got yearbook. awright, meet me here around
Five-thirty tomorrow, dawg. awright guys, peace."
"i hope he doesn't get grounded, dude."
"yeah, me too, 'cause then we couldn't be gang bangers."
ICP~ Cotton candy
"One pussy licking coming up"
"What's your name, handsome?"
"Well, Claude, Miss Virginia. A pleasure to see. Oh my, you're all
naked to. Like Miss Marge. Are you going to suck the poison out too?"
"Do you know what's under my dress?"
"Well, no, ma'am, I ain't never looked. Well, a cock like I got
I guess."
"No, Claude, it's a nice big cunt."
My name is Shaggy, but some call me Shaggy Balls
Cuz you can see my ball sac hanging out my drawers
I wear short shorts, bitches stop and stare
Later on you see me parting through the cotton hair
I meet a bitch, I always gotta check and ask
How many corn dogs been to the cotton patch
And when I fuck bitches ask what I'm trying to do
My nuts is people, so I'm trying to stuff em in there too
Cotton Candy, it wasn't made for the mouth
You don't believe me, then take a look and then south
Rotten candy, is what you'll find without a doubt
I stick my wang in the cotton hole and then I'm out
Jump Steady, Rude Boy, and Nate the Mack
They huntin cotton and Shaggy Shagg know where it's at
So don't be stingy, there's more than one wicked clown
And, bitch, you got enough cotton here to go around
Now some bitches wanna go and shave the cotton off
Straight to the candy, I'm with it, I won't get lost
That's why I bring the clippers with me, they coming in handy
When you fuck around with the cotton candy
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, cotton candy, yeah, hey hey
Cotton Candy don't get wet until it's in your mouth, she told me
My name is J, the kiddies call me genie pants
Cuz I can play the flute and make my dick start to dance
Like a snake, I make it shake, rattle and roll
And this year, my ball's made it to the Cotton Bowl
Unlike Shaggy, he's scared of the cotton pie
I ate so much cotton candy I got pink eye
I can remember the first time I had a taste
She pulled her panties down and stuffed her cotton in my face
I said, "your daddy's home", she said "so fucking what?"
I tried to take my dingaling and stick it in her butt
I tried to push it in, I couldn't turn it out
She said "Cotton Candy don't get wet until it's in your mouth"
Oh shit, so what was I to do
Run like a bitch, or have the cotton stew
I thought for a second, then I said what the fuck
I ate so much cotton that my tongue came out her butt
Eewwww, bitch, I'll have another bowl
My boys had to come and get me cuz I lost control
On the way home, I had a new attitude
I'm like "hey, let's go eat some more pussy, dude"
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, cotton candy, yeah, hey hey
Cotton Candy don't get wet until it's in your mouth, she told me
"Marge, you know where the money is. You get it and hold it for
Miss Vicki while I kiss her pussy."
"Sure, Claude, honey."
"Okay Claude, now before you kiss my pussy. Lick the insides of
my thighs. Here and here. Yes, it helps get pussy warm."
"Yes, ma'am"
"That's it, Claude, nice and slow. Oh, that's nice, Claude baby."
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, cotton candy, yeah, hey hey
Cotton Candy don't get wet until it's in your mouth, she told me
"Nice and slow. Oh, that's nice, Claude baby. Oh God. Oh. Lick the
hairs of my pussy. Ohh-oh that's nice Clause. Keep licking. Huh uh
keep licking. Oh my pussy, come on, Claude."
"Go ahead and suck you bastard.
Oh lick it, oh! fuck! lick more
Suck it, suck it, suck motherfucker, suck!"
Isley Brothers~ Contagious
Its 2 A.M. I'm just gettin in about to check my message,
no one has called but my homies and some bill collectors.
Say your love when somebody wants to borrow money
I two-way her she don't hit me back something is funny.
So I called her mother's house and asked has she seen my baby.
Roll my six around lookin for that missing lady.
Got back in turned the TV on and caught the news
then I put my hand on my head cause I'm so confused.
And then I turned the TV down
cause I thought I heard a squicky sound,
somethings going on upstairs
and I know nobody else lives here
"bump bump bump" as I get closer to the stairways all I hear
then I hear my babies voice in my ear screamin
out....
[Chorus]
Your contagious, touch me baby give me what you got
(then a man said) sexy lady drive me crazy, drive me wild
[Verse 2]
I ran downstairs looked in the closet lookin for that ooo,
said a prayer cause only God knows what I'm gonna dooo
what I saw was enough to drive a Preacher wild
I'm in the hall contemplatin "not in my own damn house".
Who would have thought she was creepin wit another man?
The down low happenin to me all over again
and then I turned the TV down
cause I know I heard a squicky sound,
something going on upstairs cause I know no one else lives here
"bump bump bump" as I get closer to the stairways all I hear,
then I hear my babies voice in my ear screamin....
[Chorus]
Your contagious, touch me baby give me what you got
sexy lady drive me crazy, drive me wild
[Verse 3]
What the hell is goin on between the sheets in my home?
Baby wait let me explain before you start to point your blame.
Girl I'm bout to have a fit
"oh its bout to be some shit!"
How did I get in to this? Should have never came home with this bitch!
Low down dirty woman, back to where you come from
"but baby wait" but wait my ass
hit the streets your ass is grass!
Now Mista Biggs before you jump
"Wait how you know my name son?"
"Honey wait I was gonna tell ya"
" Move this cat looks real familiar"
Hmmm?!?! Now don't I know you from somewhere a long time ago?
No no I don't think so.
Yea yea, I feel I know you from the very past.
No No you mistaken me for somebody else.
"Frank" "SHUT UP!" Can't you see two men are talkin?
"But" Thought I told yo ass to get to walkin!
Now I think ya'll better leave this place,
cause I'm about to catch a case.
[Chorus]
Your contagious, touch me baby give me what you got
Your contagious, touch me baby give me what you got
Your contagious, touch me baby give me what you got
Your contagious, touch me baby give me what you got
Kelis~ Caught out there
Last year, Valentine’s day, you would spoil me, say
"Babe, I love you, love you and I swear"
Held you when you were sick
even sucked your dick
The whole time I think to myself, this isn’t fair
What is this I see (No)
You don’t come home to me (Oh, no)
When you don’t come home to me (Man)
Can’t deal, can’t bear
You keep tellin’ me lies
But to your surprise
Look, I found her red coat
And you’re bitch caught out there
I hate you so much right now
I hate you so much right now
Ugh...
I hate you so much right now
I hate you so much right now
I hate you so much right now
Ugh...
I hate you so much right now
So sick of your games, I’ll set your truck to flames
And watch it blow up, blow up, tell me (How you gonna see it now)
So far I’m sincere {I love you}, fabrications in my ear
Drive me so far up the wall, I come slidin’ down
What is this I see (I don’t believe this)
You don’t come home to me
When you don’t come home to me
I can’t deal, can’t bear (I won’t)
You keep tellin’ me lies
But to your surprise
Look, I hope you’re happy
Since you’re caught out there
Yeah, you’ve been caught
Yo’, come on
Come on
I hate you so much right now
I hate you so much right now
Ugh...
I hate you so much right now
I hate you so much right now
I hate you so much right now
Ugh...
I hate you so much right now
(She’s so) Oh, cheap, so vulgar, not me, why the hell her
Look, she dresses (Look at her) a mess, what do you see (I don’t know)
It’s not all about cash (Hell, no), nor how much you flash
How I dress is a reflection of me
What is this I see
You don’t come home to me (Uh-uh)
When you don’t come home to me
Can’t deal, can’t bear (Told you I won’t)
You keep tellin’ me lies
But to your surprise
Look, I got somethin’ for y’all
Since you’re caught out there
I hate you so much right now
I hate you so much right now
Ugh...
I hate you so much right now
I hate you so much right now
I hate you so much right now
Ugh...
I hate you so much right now
I hate you so much right now
I hate you so much right now
Ugh...
I hate you so much right now
Yeah, this song is dedicated to every kid who ever got picked last in gym class (yeah, 1999)
This is for you
To every kid who never had a date to no school dance (2000 eternal)
This is for you
To everyone who's ever been called a freak (come with meeeee)
Here we, here we go
What? (y'all know what I'm talking about, y'all know what I'm saying)
Like the time in school when we got free lunch and the cool kids beat us up (reduced lunch!)
And the rich kids had convertibles and we had to ride the bus (fifty-five)
Like the time we made the baseball team, but they still laughed at us (we still suck)
Like the time that girl broke up with me cause I wasn't cool enough
Trick!
Thanks...
The little things they always hang around
The little things they try to break me down
The little things they just won't go away
The little things made me who I am today
You wanna hate me know
But I won't stop know, cause I can't stop now
What? Come on. Ungh.
Here we go
Like the time mom went to that institute cause she was breaking down (I just can't take it!)
Like the car we had that wouldn't start, we had to walk to get around (Can I get a ride?)
And that same year on Christmas Eve, Dad went to the store (uh, I'll see you guys later)
We checked his room, his things were gone
We didn't see him no more
Dick!
Thanks...
The little things they always hang around
The little things they try to break me down
The little things they just won't go away
The little things made me who I am today
You wanna hate me know
But I won't stop know, cause I can't stop now
It always seems those little things they take the biggest part of me...
And I know that those little things they make the biggest part of me break down
I'm breaking down
Break down
Gotta maintain
St Lunatics~ Midwest swing
It's a Midwest thang y'all
And ain't got a clue (Ain't got a clue)
Why my Cutlass blue
And I got them thangs on that motherfucker too
It's a Midwest Swang y'all
Ain't gotta trip (Ain't gotta trip)
While we swing and dip (Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay)
Cuz we do big thangs
On the motherfuckin' hip
Verse 1 [Nelly]
What you think, we live on a farm?
Nigga, be for real
We got Benz's, Rovers' and Jag's, Hummer's and Deville's
Got a green S class, ???
Shit ain't been the same since I signed Fo' Reel
This shit got ill, when I hit 4 mil
Five and countin', dirty six at will
Did seven on the slide, 8 worldwide
I'll be on my third Bentley by the time I'm at 9
I hear'em cryin', "You gon' sell out"
Ya damn right, I done sold out before
And re-caught the same night
Straight hopped the next flight
Too *Icey* for sunlight
??? without Sprite, yea you heard me dirty
I'm from the Show-Me State
Show me seven I'll show you eight
Karats in one bling, heavily starched jeans
Representin' St. Louis everytime I breathe
In the city I touch down, and I bob and weave, ay
Chorus
Verse 2 [Murphy Lee]
I sport my beeper on my boots
That's why I be a buzz when I kick
Maybe it's on my lips, it's chaos when I spit
Quarter man, quarter schoolboy, half Lunatic
Quarter rubber, quarter dick, other half in yo' shit
Keep a quarter of some sheeeiit
I'm the Pookey of the backyard
All colors and all types like a junkyard
High young boy with high young ways
Cuz I connect three blunts and be high for three days
You can tell by the way I walk I ain't from 'round hurr (here)
Probably couldn't tell cuz I ain't walkin' nowhurr (nowhere)
I got a old-school Cutlass, with a hole in the urr (air)
TV's urrwhurr (everywhere) wood grain to sturr (stare)
I don't curr (care), hell naw I ain't cuttin' my hurr (hair)
To the half in them Airforce 1's, give me two purr (pair) ugh
I'm from the Lou and what I do is a Lou thang
One rapper, two rings and three chains
Verse 3 [Kyjuan]
Nothing but some ole country boys that ride V12 horses
Saddle up and put spurs on my Airforce's
Back porches made for hide and go seek
We got space out here, we can ride and cheif
Ain't gotta worry 'bout nobody approachin' us
By the time they catchin' up, we smokin' up
And my eyes be red, my lips a lil' dark
St. Louis sportin' the Rams, Cards and lil' Arch
My dirty's love to spark, and love to sparkle
Love homies *Vokal* coats with matchin' car do's (doors)
We racin' down sneakers, see how fast a car go
Granny be like "Ay, ya ya" like Ricky Ricardo
I know you wanna know why we do what we do
You cats ain't got a clue why the Cutlass blue
Brand new 22's on new UP's
With one, two, three, four, five TV's
Chorus
Verse 4 [Big Lee A.K.A. Ali)
I'm sittin' on the front porch, writin' a hood rhyme
Waitin' on my connect to deliver that good line
Wish I would find, one seed in my weed
Sticks and shit, if I do somebody bleed
Pull right here, eight pounds of Chinamen
Two ???, some blunts and Heineken
Hidin' in the back with the po' po'
Stickin' my do'do', man they some ho' hooo's
They put the gun to my earr
You know the Lord don't fear
Nann nigga, nann hoe, let's keep that bullshit clearr
They had me face down in the skreet (street)
Errbody (everybody) watchin', thinkin' Ima pull the heat
And leave the D-tects with a leak in the skreet (street)
And that - pussy ass nigga that set me up my peeps
Gon' give it to this nigga like NYPD
Beat the K, fuck coke, now I'm back on my granny poche (porch) hustlin'
Chorus til fade out
ICP~ How many times
(chorus:)
How many times will i ask myself why, how many times?
How many times will i ask myself why, how many times will i cry?
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How many times will you honk your horn and say fuck you?
Now what the fuck does that do?
Ya feel better now? i didn't let ya pass,
How 'bout i stop my car, and beat your fuckin' ass?
How many times will my neighbor beat his wife?
Somewhere in that house there's a butcher knife.
Fuckin' drunk, swingin' his fists about,
Why don't you wait till he sleeps, then take him out?
How many times will i sit in a hot car?
Traffic jam, been sittin' for a fuckin' hour.
Must be an accident, i hope nobody died,
Finally get there, and the crash is on the other side!
The gawkers roll by and creep slow,
Hopin' they can see a mangled body show.
Some park, and stand there and watch it all,
With their kids, they point, and fuckin' stare! (and just look!)
I remember one time i was pulled over,
Handcuffed, the cop was like, show's over.
People watching, hoping that he shoots me,
I just wanted to choke their fucking heads!
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How many times will i wait in a line,
It's three-thirty, i fuckin' got here at nine.
I'm finally up to the front, can't wait another minute,
Why am i here? to pay a fucking parking ticket.
The lady at the counter acts like a fuckin' bitch,
No smiles, no help, you're just a piece of shit,
I'm gettin' pissed, calm down, fuck it, forget it,
Back to my car, and there it is, another ticket!
How many times will a crackhead smoke crack,
And ask me for some money cuz he wants crack,
Give him money, again, he's coming back,
Walk away, and here's another, "gimmie crack."
How many time will a kid give a dirty look,
A little punk-ass bitch tryin to be a crook,
I wrote the book, i was out robbin' liquor stores,
When you were just a nut stain in your mama'a drawers.
(chorus w/vocal ad lib)
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How many times will you steal my car stereo,
It don't even work, ya feel like a bitch, don't ya?
I vacuum all the fuckin' glass off from my seat,
I sit down, and got a piece stuck in my butt-cheek.
How many times did i walk in, and just sit,
And have to listen, and learn all this bullshit,
Learnin' history and science, fuckin' wait,
Knowin' that, will that put food on my plate?
Yeah, can i walk into mcdonald's, into the counter,
And tell 'em you can make limestone from gunpowder,
Will they give me a cheeseburger if i know that shit?
Fuck no, fuck you, and shut your fuckin' lip!
How many times will a judge decide my fate,
Who is he? a bitch! nothin' great.
He takes shits, and fuck his old floppy wife,
Plays with his balls and judges my life! (and who the fuck is he? he
Judges my life!)
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"dawg, i peels caps all day long, mutha fucka. the call me the big wheeler
Cap peeler, ya know what i'm sayin'? i run this whole mutha fucka. the whole
Block, dawg. they call me the king. the big king. king killer big wheeler
Cap peeler, yeah. that's what they call me around this mutha fucka. i run
This bitch. i got this bitch locked down. i'm a big gang
Banga, man. i'm a gang banga mutha fucka. see, they ain't think that we was
Gang bangin' out in this neighborhood, but they don't know about me and my
Clique, dawg. and if you all wanna be down, shit, we can sit down and talk,
Ya know what i'm sayin-"
"bobby!!! get your ass in here right now and finish your homework!"
"uh, here i come! aw dawg, i gotta go, man. but look, meet me here tomorrow
After school. oh wait, i got yearbook. awright, meet me here around
Five-thirty tomorrow, dawg. awright guys, peace."
"i hope he doesn't get grounded, dude."
"yeah, me too, 'cause then we couldn't be gang bangers."
ICP~ Cotton candy
"One pussy licking coming up"
"What's your name, handsome?"
"Well, Claude, Miss Virginia. A pleasure to see. Oh my, you're all
naked to. Like Miss Marge. Are you going to suck the poison out too?"
"Do you know what's under my dress?"
"Well, no, ma'am, I ain't never looked. Well, a cock like I got
I guess."
"No, Claude, it's a nice big cunt."
My name is Shaggy, but some call me Shaggy Balls
Cuz you can see my ball sac hanging out my drawers
I wear short shorts, bitches stop and stare
Later on you see me parting through the cotton hair
I meet a bitch, I always gotta check and ask
How many corn dogs been to the cotton patch
And when I fuck bitches ask what I'm trying to do
My nuts is people, so I'm trying to stuff em in there too
Cotton Candy, it wasn't made for the mouth
You don't believe me, then take a look and then south
Rotten candy, is what you'll find without a doubt
I stick my wang in the cotton hole and then I'm out
Jump Steady, Rude Boy, and Nate the Mack
They huntin cotton and Shaggy Shagg know where it's at
So don't be stingy, there's more than one wicked clown
And, bitch, you got enough cotton here to go around
Now some bitches wanna go and shave the cotton off
Straight to the candy, I'm with it, I won't get lost
That's why I bring the clippers with me, they coming in handy
When you fuck around with the cotton candy
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, cotton candy, yeah, hey hey
Cotton Candy don't get wet until it's in your mouth, she told me
My name is J, the kiddies call me genie pants
Cuz I can play the flute and make my dick start to dance
Like a snake, I make it shake, rattle and roll
And this year, my ball's made it to the Cotton Bowl
Unlike Shaggy, he's scared of the cotton pie
I ate so much cotton candy I got pink eye
I can remember the first time I had a taste
She pulled her panties down and stuffed her cotton in my face
I said, "your daddy's home", she said "so fucking what?"
I tried to take my dingaling and stick it in her butt
I tried to push it in, I couldn't turn it out
She said "Cotton Candy don't get wet until it's in your mouth"
Oh shit, so what was I to do
Run like a bitch, or have the cotton stew
I thought for a second, then I said what the fuck
I ate so much cotton that my tongue came out her butt
Eewwww, bitch, I'll have another bowl
My boys had to come and get me cuz I lost control
On the way home, I had a new attitude
I'm like "hey, let's go eat some more pussy, dude"
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, cotton candy, yeah, hey hey
Cotton Candy don't get wet until it's in your mouth, she told me
"Marge, you know where the money is. You get it and hold it for
Miss Vicki while I kiss her pussy."
"Sure, Claude, honey."
"Okay Claude, now before you kiss my pussy. Lick the insides of
my thighs. Here and here. Yes, it helps get pussy warm."
"Yes, ma'am"
"That's it, Claude, nice and slow. Oh, that's nice, Claude baby."
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, cotton candy, yeah, hey hey
Cotton Candy don't get wet until it's in your mouth, she told me
"Nice and slow. Oh, that's nice, Claude baby. Oh God. Oh. Lick the
hairs of my pussy. Ohh-oh that's nice Clause. Keep licking. Huh uh
keep licking. Oh my pussy, come on, Claude."
"Go ahead and suck you bastard.
Oh lick it, oh! fuck! lick more
Suck it, suck it, suck motherfucker, suck!"
Isley Brothers~ Contagious
Its 2 A.M. I'm just gettin in about to check my message,
no one has called but my homies and some bill collectors.
Say your love when somebody wants to borrow money
I two-way her she don't hit me back something is funny.
So I called her mother's house and asked has she seen my baby.
Roll my six around lookin for that missing lady.
Got back in turned the TV on and caught the news
then I put my hand on my head cause I'm so confused.
And then I turned the TV down
cause I thought I heard a squicky sound,
somethings going on upstairs
and I know nobody else lives here
"bump bump bump" as I get closer to the stairways all I hear
then I hear my babies voice in my ear screamin
out....
[Chorus]
Your contagious, touch me baby give me what you got
(then a man said) sexy lady drive me crazy, drive me wild
[Verse 2]
I ran downstairs looked in the closet lookin for that ooo,
said a prayer cause only God knows what I'm gonna dooo
what I saw was enough to drive a Preacher wild
I'm in the hall contemplatin "not in my own damn house".
Who would have thought she was creepin wit another man?
The down low happenin to me all over again
and then I turned the TV down
cause I know I heard a squicky sound,
something going on upstairs cause I know no one else lives here
"bump bump bump" as I get closer to the stairways all I hear,
then I hear my babies voice in my ear screamin....
[Chorus]
Your contagious, touch me baby give me what you got
sexy lady drive me crazy, drive me wild
[Verse 3]
What the hell is goin on between the sheets in my home?
Baby wait let me explain before you start to point your blame.
Girl I'm bout to have a fit
"oh its bout to be some shit!"
How did I get in to this? Should have never came home with this bitch!
Low down dirty woman, back to where you come from
"but baby wait" but wait my ass
hit the streets your ass is grass!
Now Mista Biggs before you jump
"Wait how you know my name son?"
"Honey wait I was gonna tell ya"
" Move this cat looks real familiar"
Hmmm?!?! Now don't I know you from somewhere a long time ago?
No no I don't think so.
Yea yea, I feel I know you from the very past.
No No you mistaken me for somebody else.
"Frank" "SHUT UP!" Can't you see two men are talkin?
"But" Thought I told yo ass to get to walkin!
Now I think ya'll better leave this place,
cause I'm about to catch a case.
[Chorus]
Your contagious, touch me baby give me what you got
Your contagious, touch me baby give me what you got
Your contagious, touch me baby give me what you got
Your contagious, touch me baby give me what you got
Kelis~ Caught out there
Last year, Valentine’s day, you would spoil me, say
"Babe, I love you, love you and I swear"
Held you when you were sick
even sucked your dick
The whole time I think to myself, this isn’t fair
What is this I see (No)
You don’t come home to me (Oh, no)
When you don’t come home to me (Man)
Can’t deal, can’t bear
You keep tellin’ me lies
But to your surprise
Look, I found her red coat
And you’re bitch caught out there
I hate you so much right now
I hate you so much right now
Ugh...
I hate you so much right now
I hate you so much right now
I hate you so much right now
Ugh...
I hate you so much right now
So sick of your games, I’ll set your truck to flames
And watch it blow up, blow up, tell me (How you gonna see it now)
So far I’m sincere {I love you}, fabrications in my ear
Drive me so far up the wall, I come slidin’ down
What is this I see (I don’t believe this)
You don’t come home to me
When you don’t come home to me
I can’t deal, can’t bear (I won’t)
You keep tellin’ me lies
But to your surprise
Look, I hope you’re happy
Since you’re caught out there
Yeah, you’ve been caught
Yo’, come on
Come on
I hate you so much right now
I hate you so much right now
Ugh...
I hate you so much right now
I hate you so much right now
I hate you so much right now
Ugh...
I hate you so much right now
(She’s so) Oh, cheap, so vulgar, not me, why the hell her
Look, she dresses (Look at her) a mess, what do you see (I don’t know)
It’s not all about cash (Hell, no), nor how much you flash
How I dress is a reflection of me
What is this I see
You don’t come home to me (Uh-uh)
When you don’t come home to me
Can’t deal, can’t bear (Told you I won’t)
You keep tellin’ me lies
But to your surprise
Look, I got somethin’ for y’all
Since you’re caught out there
I hate you so much right now
I hate you so much right now
Ugh...
I hate you so much right now
I hate you so much right now
I hate you so much right now
Ugh...
I hate you so much right now
I hate you so much right now
I hate you so much right now
Ugh...
I hate you so much right now