kids say the darndest things....

Apr 26, 2005 12:49

ManDrake's newest thing is to tell my mom I swore.
He randomly tells on me for swearing for the hell of it.
If he don't get his way:
ex...
He wanted me to play checkers with him. I told him no one wants to play with him if he don't play fair.
So he told me he was going to tell my mom I swore, which he did.
Then the other day Darrin was playing game cube and we were all watching him and out of the blue ManDrake tells my mom I was swearing after I gave him a lollipop. So I told him if he lies I won't give him anything ever again so he said " I meant Darrin"
Darn kids...
Then I accidently said bastard and he said I swore I said "no, it's a fatherless child" and he said " Is that what I am"
I almost died.....

When we were at Darrins his mom came down stairs when we were all watching movies and had popcorn. She said "it smells like popcorn" and ManDrake replied " cause it isssssssss". Then after the fair we came back to Darrins this weekend and she asked if we wanted pizza. ManDrake said yeah but not hard pizza (meaning crust) she said what do you mean hard pizza.... He says" you know HARD"

Some of the things that come out of his mouth and stuff is so me...
I guess he was giveing my grandmother hell for smokeing telling her his Dr. said it is bad for him and is what make him sick and kept going off about it. Which is another thing he gets from me. I tend to drag out things that really piss me off like beating a dead horse!
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