GAME. SET. (FUCK) GO!

[izkariote]

Grossly delayed, this one, but here you have it~ we're kicking things off with a

Love Potion version Please Fuck Me;

✖ Your character has, somehow, somewhere, taken a love potion. It doesn't just make you fall for the first person you see: it also makes you hot for them. Like. Really, really, really, aphrodisiac-level hot

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Rikku | FFX | Let's make this OU for once

[tiny_tinker_toy]

[Trying to ignore the sinking feeling she's getting by tinkering. That juice sure tasted funny...]

[[NOTHING HORRIBLY GORY PLEASE. Or pain, at least not with Rikku. Doesn't matter who pokes her, as long as they're passably sane :| ]]

Zidane | FFIX | OU

[thespianmonkey]

[Yeah, Zidane's getting a similar feeling. He's shrugging it off as something he eat earlier in the day at Pop's tavern. That wasn't unusual after all.]

[Of course he spots the pretty girl tinkering away at something. Never wanting to miss a chance to hit ontalk to a pretty girl, Zidane smoothly walked his way over to her.]

Are you an engineer?

[tiny_tinker_toy]

Huh?!

[Rikku flails, blushing and dropping her...doohickey. She turns and...

Oh monkeywrenches. That feeling totally just got worse. Or is it better? Whatever, this guy is kinda hot.]

Oh, uh. Sorta? [She offers her hand, grinning] I'm Rikku.

[thespianmonkey]

Ack! [And he's swiftly picking up her ...doohickey.] Sorry about that- I didn't mean to scare you.

[He grinned and- oh hey she was really cute up close.]

[He took her hand with the one not holding her tool, though rather than shaking he and leaned down and placed a small kiss a small kiss.] Zidane.

[tiny_tinker_toy]

[Blushing, but she doesn't remove her hand] Hela du saad oui~! And it's okay, at least it wasn't, like, a flash bomb or anything.

[thespianmonkey]

[He laughs a bit.] I'll take a guess and say the pleasure's mine.

[Raises an eyebrow.] Flash bombs?

[Hasn't quite let go himself of her hand, himself.]

[tiny_tinker_toy]

Al Bhed speciality~! Flash bombs, smoke bombs, you name it, I can make it! The doohickey thingie I was working is...is that a tail?

[Yeah, totally just spotted the monkey tail.]

[thespianmonkey]

[tiny_tinker_toy]

[Giggling] That's so cool! [twists to look at her own rear end] The only time I get a tail is when I'm wearing the Mascot dressphere.

[thespianmonkey]

[HE LIKES IT WHEN THEY DIG THE TAIL. And she hasn't shot him down yet so STAY SMOOTH, ZIDANE....]

And what's that? [The more she talks the more he's wondering if she's not some kind of high tech stage manager.]

[tiny_tinker_toy]

[She totally could be.

With a grin, she (sadly) lets go of Zidane and pulls out her Garment Grid]

Watch this!

[She activates it...only to wind up in her Gunner outfit. A frown, and she tries again. This time it's her Songstress. The last one on her Grid is the Lady Luck one.]

Aw man, I think Yunie has the Mascot...anyway, dresspheres are like a really cool way of getting new armor or casting spells without actually having to learn them.

[Or causing distractions on the battlefield.]

[thespianmonkey]

[If he were drinking something he probably would have spit it out in surprise.] Whoa!

[That outfit.] Whoa. That's hot. [Interpret that how you please.]

[tiny_tinker_toy]

[More giggling, and Rikku flaunts the outfit before standing normally]

It's a new type of magic-machina-thing, the spheres. The Mascot one puts me in a Cait Sith outfit, I get a monkey with the Trainer one...[glances at his tail, smirking a teeny bit] Ghiki's not as cute as you, though~!

[thespianmonkey]

[lskda Appreciatively looks over as she does.]

[And nodding to the explanation until she makes the monkey joke. In which he gets flustered but lkdfjld QUICKLY COVERING THAT UP WITH SOME SMUGNESS.] The word you're looking for is handsome. And I'd hope that I can outmatch and actual monkey.

[tiny_tinker_toy]

I dunno, Ghiki's pretty talented. Can you pick someone's pocket? [smirk]

[thespianmonkey]

[Eyebrow raise.]

Is that an honest question?

[Crosses arms.]