Marry / Fuck / (Hatesex) Do It Rough / Tie Me Up / 7 Minutes In Heaven

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This should've been up five days ago. OTL

MARRY / FUCK / HATESEX DO IT ROUGH / TIE ME UP / 7 MINUTES IN HEAVEN

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Lampo || Katekyo Hitman Reborn

[rollingroyalty]

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[windier]

[FUCK THIS NOTE, HE IS TRYING HIS DAMNDEST TO GET THIS DOOR OPEN!!!]

aaww yyiiisss

[rollingroyalty]

[Lampo eyes the note in his hand, leaning against the wall. Why couldn't he have a pretty girl or something?

ah well. He tosses the note aside and watches the show that is G for a few minutes]

So, uh. It's not working. [Captain obvious strikes!]

[windier]

No shit.

[oh hush, boy. this door has drained the last of his good humor so he gives it a swift kick before dislodging from the handle and turning around with an exasperated sigh.]

We're stuck till someone lets us out.

[because he's not making out with you, okay. you're still a gross little five year old in his head. you'll always be a gross little five year old in his head though...]

[rollingroyalty]

Or until we follow the directions on the note.

[HEY. Lampo's the coolest. He's a LORD. Bitches love lords.]

What's the matter, G? Gone rusty? [he's only smug because he's pretty sure G won't kill him. Much. Because then Giotto will get annoyed]

[windier]

You kiddin' me?

[he gives lampo a wry, withering stare. the only thing he's lord of is lord of the lazy five year olds and that's that. and he won't even touch that quip about his age, god knows how sore giotto gets when he goes crazy on the little brat.]

I told Primo you're too young for this dating nonsense-- You've got no business "making out" with anybody! Especially me, damnit-- I'm way out of your league.

[he just had to throw that last bit in there despite his henpecking; G. always has his priorities straight.]

[rollingroyalty]

[HEY. LAMPO IS LIKE. 20 OR SOMETHING idk how old he is let's just say somewhere between 18 and 22 for the sake of everything.]

Oy! [Now Lampo's insulted] I'm plenty old enough! I've had lots of experience! Probably more than you do.

'Sides, bet you've never had a lord before. I'm just too for you to handle anyhow. I understand. [He examines his nails, feigning disinterest.]

Hope you're prepared to wait a while to get out of here then.

[windier]

[yeah that would probably be for the best, it's not like G. knows anyway...

lampo, lampo, lampo-- G. doesn't even know where to begin, so that surly smirk of his breaks across his face and he snorts. true, he wouldn't be surprised if lampo's seen a tit or two, but G.'s a grown-ass man; he's been around the block a few (dozen) times himself, but a gentleman never kisses and tells.]

That right, huh? You could have fooled me, you little brat. That's how it is?

[he shakes off his formerly exasperated demeanor and stands straight, closing the distance between himself and poor lampo with a good step. knocking the younger man's handout of his field of view, he grabs him by the flimsy collar of his shirt and pulls him towards him, a challenging gleam in his eyes.]

Put your money where your mouth is, brat. Show me what you've got.

[rollingroyalty]

[Woah dude, woah BACK THE FUCK UP. That is a quality, really expensive shirt you're wrinkling. Ugetsu's not going to like ironing this.

But right now Lampo's deer-in-the-headlights look is slowly turning into a deadpanned stare]

I can't just kiss you now, you came at me so unsexy. You have to create a mood. Is this your first time or something?

[windier]

[bitch please, you probably got that shirt at the same place he got his. it doesn't matter though because his smirk is spreading into a very small, wry smile. god, he doesn't know what to do with you sometimes. releasing lampo's collar is probably a good start though, so he does just that, but his swagger never falters.]

What's up, Lampo, can't perform under pressure? There's no need for any of that "mood" bullshit. It's not like you're tryin' to romance me now.

[rollingroyalty]

Yeah, but now it's awkward. [he concentrates a moment on smoothing out his shirt THAT WAS TOTALLY IMPORTANT FROM FUCKING LIKE... CHINA OR SOMETHING. FRANCE MAYBE. Or maybe it bought at the same place as G's shut up you don't know.

And maybe Lampo just wants to be difficult. Just a little] How am I supposed to kiss you when I'm not even interested or even aroused? [whine whine bitch complain]

You're so gonna owe me for this.

[windier]

Come off it, the only thing I'm gonna owe you are kissing lessons.

[HEH he knew it, all bark. he's smugness personified right now.]

You plan on gettin' fresh with me or something? It's just a little making out now.

[rollingroyalty]

[FFFUUU. Lampo puffs his cheeks out in a childish totally mature display of annoyance.

He grumbles something about G being an ass and, his face red, he reaches out to pull G against him. He's going to kick himself for this later, but what the hell. And then he's kissing G full on, fingers digging into G's shoulders.

It's not the best kiss, kind of quick and breathy, but hey it was a kiss. And Lampo at least had a pleasant reaction to it]

[windier]

[if G. had time to roll his eyes and further antagonize the brat, he would, but he didn't think the kid would actually go through with kissing him. ...good job! he's actually pretty proud of him, didn't think he had the balls but then he remembers that he's getting kissed by one of his boys and it's just awkward and strange because he can't stop thinking about his favorite snotty little five year old being a snotty little five year old.

just think of it as kissing lessons; that sort of takes the edge off of it and sighs through his nose before changing the angling of his face to correct it for optimum pleasure, short as it might have been, before pulling away with his usual arrogant expression.]

Is that all you've got? Really? Heh. All that bragging and you kiss like some teenage girl.

[yes, he knows he's a douche...]

[rollingroyalty]

I was trying to give you an experience you were used to. [He scowls somewhat. He's been steadily ignoring their age difference and the previous bond they'd had, being taught by G and looking up to him as an older brother when he was younger.

He's been doing a good job of it so far for the past couple years, don't screw it up G!]

Why don't you show me how's it done then.

[windier]

Tch, you damn brat--

[lampo never misses a beat, he'll give him that much. if only he wasn't a legal adult, G. would knock him out for old time's sake but twenty-five-to-life doesn't sound too appealing at this point. it's not his fault he has a natural inclination to mother you, lampo...]

Show you, huh? Gladly.

[he never backs down from a challenge so he gladly closes the distance between them once more. once again, he reminds himself that they're just kissing lessons and all he has to do is avoid knuckle's gaze for the next week or two as he slinks an arm around lampo's waist and pulls him against him. with his free hand, he tilts the younger guardian's chin up towards him; he leans in enough to where their noses are brushing before throwing in another taunt, just because he's G. and that's what he does.]

Be sure and take notes now, alright?

[and then-- boom! he goes in for the kill, slow and gentle at first but quickly increasing in depth with every movement of his lips over lampo's.]