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The (altered) Cupcake Meme

For some inexplicable reason, there are cupcakes. Cupcakes everywhere. Maybe a bakery is having a sale. Maybe someone went a little nuts with the EasyBake. Whatever the reason, there is now a freaking metric ton of cupcakes. Too bad they're not exactly normal cupcakes.

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Naoya|Devil Survivor

[un_forgetting]

[This will end badly. Particularly given his sweettooth.]

... have an angel B)

[benevolist]

[ Aziraphale's eyes flick over to the young man eating a cupcake beside him and he pauses. Well, he felt powerful in an odd sort of way. ]

...Oh my god. I love you.

[un_forgetting]

[--Naoya stiffens immediately as he realizes who--or, more precisely--what is standing next to him.]

...I should have known. Aren't spies supposed to stay hidden?

[MAN THIS IS AN UNSAFE SMILE.]

i couldn't resist for one second

[benevolist]

[ The eyes return as the angel looks quite confused. ]

Excuse me? Was that addressed to me?

[ I rolled and got six C: expect a slave angel in a few moments, Naoya. ]

I WANT TO APOLOGIZE TO AZRIPHALE FOR WHAT NAOYA WILL DO TO HIM

[un_forgetting]

An angel who can't listen...well, that's not uncommon. [There's a crackle of energy, and Naoya's smile becomes downright psychotic.]

You disgust me.

fjskldgjdf IT'S OKAY

[benevolist]

[ W-Well, that's not very nice at all. The angel puts the cupcake he was eating down. It's not that he's scared, more like... Slightly out of his depth. ]

Have we done something to insult you? I can't imagine how that could have happened.

s-sob

[un_forgetting]

Hah...Principality? Can't even be that high ranked, if you're not aware...It doesn't matter, you still deserve this.

[SO UH YOU MIGHT WANT TO DODGE THAT MEGIDOLAON, AZRIPHALE.]

it's okay it met a naoya ingame ;w; I KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT

[benevolist]

[ WOAH WOAH Aziraphale moves as best he can but that was a close call. His eyes turn back to Naoya, wide and obviously quite afraid. ]

I haven't been back Up There in decades, dear boy! I have no idea what on earth is going on!

I-I think my Naoya is a bit...angrier than hers. BUT THIS'LL BE FANTASTIC.

[un_forgetting]

This is six-thousand years old, you idiot!

[EVERYTHING WILL EXPLODE. Until he runs out of mana and tries to kill you with his shoes.]

aziraphale is just scared ;////;

[benevolist]

I am most certainly not an idiot, that I can assure you- Erp!

[ Just covering his eyes here. When things calm down a little he stands up a little straighter; his eyes return to Naoya and... He has the urge to obey. ]

Poor thing. :c

[un_forgetting]

[...Goddamn, out of mana. Naoya grits his teeth, and starts to stalk towards Azriphale, and his eyes are full of an ancient fury.]

All of you are fools, to call your precious Lord just. Blind, loyal stooges...you're as bad as He is...

and now he's in servant mode sob ;;;

[benevolist]

[ The angel nods his head, looking less wary as Naoya speaks. ]

We are blind, yes...

This can't end well.

[un_forgetting]

...[...Something's not right here.] Your protests died so quickly...Looking for a chance to fall?

it will be terrible and wonderful ;w;

[benevolist]

Is that what you would ask of me?

[ That wasn't an order and now the angel is confused. ]

Muahaha.

[un_forgetting]

...Ha...ahaha....ahahahaha!

[Oh, oh, this is beautiful.] Ha! This is rich...You'll do anything I ask now?

[A spell wasn't cast, and He wouldn't give up a servant...2+2 = cupcakes. Innnteresting.]

so mean naoya

[benevolist]

[ Aziraphale's head bows a little and he nods, once. ]

Anything.