I'm going to miss this stuff so much...
Jazzy - so ... um ... i broke it
Masha - yeah she lost her virginity
Me - whattt? explain!
Masha - so yeah she ...
Jazzy - shush! so well when i was 14 ... i broke it ... with a jumbo size tampon
Me - are you kidding?
Masha - its still gonna hurt when you do have sex
Me - waittt ... did it hurt?
Jazzy - yeah but i ... i thought that was normal
Me - SOO let me get this straight ... you lost your virginity to a TAMPON?
MWAH ... Kisses -alz-