Who got the motha fuckin lights? FIRE IT UP

[sexandchaos]

I figured out that if you are slightly stoned its always so much easier to listen to Kotton Mouth Kings and the computer. Its a nice feeling. In my ears I keep hearing something about weed, fricken black wanna-bes. Anyways, I got this big ass sprite and I'm hungry as shit. Can shit even be hungry? hell I don't know... I've never been shit before so I couldn't tell you. I really don't aspire for it either. I went to the kitchen earlier to get some food but it didn't work out to well. I was like damn... maybe if I stare here long enough doof will magically apear. That would be kinda cool. Then I could end world because I would be god. I would be like *SSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAREEEEE* and then OMG OMG THE POOR PEOPLE HAVE FOOD!! YOU MUST BE JESUS or at least his son in law/daugher. Wouldn't that be awesome being Jesus's son in law. Would that mean that Jesus would be like my distant grandmother off some where. Or something I dunno. damnit... you know it really sucks when you're cd fucking skips and you have to throw it against a wall to make it work. I would make a sucky dj... I'd be siting there and think the damn record was broken and then throw it and end up be-heading someone. That would be kinda bad. Prolly worse for the person I would kill. "Hey man, how'd you die?" "Oh I got decapitated by a flying record." "FUCKING FREAK!!!!" Thats exactly how it would go. At least I would hope so... otherwise it wouldn't be right at all. AT ALL!!! I really think they should put little motorized wheelies on the bottom of flip-flops hell you can never be to un-physical. Anyways I think I'm gonna go eat some soup now... or maybe some carrots. Wait no, I don't really like the color orange so I won't eat that. Wait I lied I like orange because I'm from Tennesse... But I also hate it because its an auburn color... GOD THIS IS GONNA TEAR ME APART!! fucking football flags... man they always gotta be so contaversial. Its just destroying our culture as a whole... Hell I think the munchie wunchies are really gonna take over now and nobody wants that... because I could end up eating a cactus or a doorknob something destructive of that nature. Anyways I'm off to see thie wizard.... the wonderful wizard of.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. I dunno....

_G_O_B_I_ or maybe
GGGGGG OOOOOOO BBBBB IIIIIIII
GG OO OO B B II
G GGG O O BBBBB II
G GG OO OO B B II
GGGGGG OOOOOOO BBBBB IIIIIIII

That took kind of a long time to do... oh well anyways I shall leave now and get food and maybe just pass out somewhere. It sounds like a plan to me

-Gobi