It has been a long time since I've posted here. I have some pleasant news to share about my sexual capability. Be prepared for a graphic narrative.
I've never been able to jack off. I can get it up without problem. I could ejaculate if someone gives me a handjob, blowjob, or intercourse. I could never do it to myself though.
That finally changed in November! I am finally able to do it!
Last month, I met up with a pair of call girls. (I don't think I've ever mentioned in the Community that I hire escorts. Well there's another revelation.) They wanted me to jack myself off, but I told them that I couldn't. They did it to me, and it felt great.
A few days later, I decided to think about what it is that the women and sex does that I can't not do myself. I analyzied my past encounters. I reasoned that there were two major factors. First, I had to be completely aroused. No distractions. No rushing. Second, I needed lubrication. I remembered that when the women jerked me while dry, it was nice. When they applied lubrication, the sensation increased.
I waited until I had the day off and my brother would be away. I got some hand lotion, and I laid on my bed. I started manipulating my manhood. I thought about the two recent ladies. I had some jazz playing on the radio to improve me mood.
As I jacked while dry, the pleasure was nice. After a few minutes, I applied a nice dose of lotion. Suddenly, the sensation multiplied. Masturbating never felt so good. Not ever.
After several minutes, I would come close to climax. I still couldn't seem to cross the finish line. I decided to tweak my finger positioning along my penis. After a few moments, I found the right spots. It felt sooooooo gooooood!
I was getting closer and closer. Still no go. The last piece of the puzzle came to me like a bolt of lightning.
I was forgetting to breathe!
I had to keep breathing. No wonder my body didn't want to climax, it thought I was dying. :-P
I adjusted the breathing, and it only took a few seconds longer. BANG!!! White GOLD!!! Testicular TEA!!!
I was so proud and so happy. All these years, I thought my masturbation trouble was in my head. Nope. I just had to make a few minor adjustments to the experience.
What really surprised me was that I wanted to masturbate approximately 40 minutes afterward. I thought to myself, "Dude, we just did it. And it didn't cost a dime this time. We have other things to do."
Of course, in the name of scientific process, I had to try again. I waited a few days though. I wanted to be sure that my success wasn't a hold-over from my session with the escorts.
I tried it. I succeeded.
The next day, I tried it without lube. The sensation wasn't as good, but I still managed to ejaculate.
Another day, I tried it while standing up. Another day, I tried it with left hand only. Both took longer for success to achieve, but achieve it I did.
Milena, I am so thrilled. I have been trying and trying and trying. Now I can do it.
Along with the usual benefit of jacking off, there is an extra benefit in my case. I want to get a vascetomy. I recently met with a doctor. Weeks after the procedure, I would have to provide a semen sample. That would allow the doctor to determine if the procedure was a success. Even before I met with the doctor, I wondered, "If I need to ejaculate, I'm going to have to hire somebody. I can barely afford an hour of pleasure. How can I pay for such a 'unique' encounter. Not to mention, paying for the operation itself."
Well, I no longer have to worry about that. I am all that I need.
Now I understand how people can become addicted to masturbating. I used to wonder what the big deal was. Now I want to every chance I get. Now I get the hype.
Thanks for reading. I wish everyone a joyous holiday season.
-- Lance, xoxox