Heya Brah, Check it out
This is the Person.
He:
-Loves ZZ Top and AC/DC.
-Loves my ass.
-Has a hairy chest.
-Has a nasty, yet boyishly charming Poker habit.
-Broils his meat.
-Smokes Reds.
-Spanks.
-Coasts a deep blue Lincoln Continental, 5 miles under the speed limit.
-Never throws away anything his mother gives him.
-Watches the 'History Channel' everyday.
-Hates it when his nipples get cold.. . . Good thing he's not reading this.
But, all that really matters is that he knows how to say he's sorry. I've been waiting for that.