A couple.... interesting.... quotes i found on tv shows.
From the TV Show HOUSE :
"It's not the size of the muscle, it's where you get to put it."
"I can get my rocks off anytime i want. What i can't seem to do is get my job done without you interupting."
From the TV Show YES, DEAR :
"Once you take your pants off and sit down on something you can't return it."
" I'd love to have crabs with you..... i mean.....have dinner with you."
From the TV Show EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND :
" For the first time in my marraige i finally know what it feels like to be the one wearing the panties."
fun fun fun