fucker joani

[sex_is_a_weapon]

JiminysVoice: amber has to poop...that took a lot of effort for me to type
JiminysVoice: I kept fucking up poop
ScuJ84: you didnt have to tell me
JiminysVoice: I thought you'd enjoy that :-(
ScuJ84: steve said i bet you like to fuck poop
JiminysVoice: I don't fuck anything anymore
ScuJ84: ha-ha- simpsons style
JiminysVoice: hehehe
ScuJ84: wooo hoo! found a chapter anlasis and summary on the book we are reading in class... no reading for me!
ScuJ84: antistudy.com
JiminysVoice: SWEET!  That's the slacker I know and love
ScuJ84: my pencil has a cape!
JiminysVoice: how the hell did that happen?
ScuJ84: or a jacket!
JiminysVoice: I never had a super pencil
JiminysVoice: or a well dressed one at that
ScuJ84: oh your missin out.. see my pencil was havin sex with this peice of paper and well it got wrapped around like a cape.. then it slid down to become.... dun dun dun... a JACKET!
JiminysVoice: HAHAHA!  Even your pencil is getting more than me!
ScuJ84: kinda looks like morphous
JiminysVoice: oooh...that's hot
ScuJ84: i think i have add....
ScuJ84: otherwise known as ADD
JiminysVoice: LOL...goodstuff
ScuJ84: jesus im suppose to be reading but i made my pencil have sex
JiminysVoice: I'd rather have sex than read
ScuJ84: apparently you and my pencil think the same way
ScuJ84: maybe i should hook ya up.....
JiminysVoice: yeah you should, but I don't think he's 6'
ScuJ84: he says size doent matter....
ScuJ84: the paper was so satisfied it wont leave him
JiminysVoice: yeah it does...you're pencil is definatly male...becaues he's a liar
JiminysVoice: could you imagine their offspring?
JiminysVoice: besides...he's already got a hoe
ScuJ84: yea its called pencil shavings
JiminysVoice: makes sense