two days of weird smells...
smell is an infinitely complex and desirable thing in this world. it has the power to enliven us, warn us or even relax us; we taste with smells, we temper with them, they permeate our existance.
which makes it doubly horrible when for the last two days i noticed two of the places i visit every once in awhile smell horrible: that being the male restroom at work and the male restroom at stetsons where i eat a lot. well that is i eat at stetsons, not in its restrooms.
the thing is, it isn't the nasty smell most people associate with bathrooms, which would make sense... in this case the restroom at stetsons smells like minty old tobacco chaw and vanilla which is vile beyond belief, while the restroom at work smells like what you would get if you combined windex, that orange shit they spray on floors and old, cheap cake icing, like someone just washed and waxed a dead clown.
ucky!
which makes it doubly horrible when for the last two days i noticed two of the places i visit every once in awhile smell horrible: that being the male restroom at work and the male restroom at stetsons where i eat a lot. well that is i eat at stetsons, not in its restrooms.
the thing is, it isn't the nasty smell most people associate with bathrooms, which would make sense... in this case the restroom at stetsons smells like minty old tobacco chaw and vanilla which is vile beyond belief, while the restroom at work smells like what you would get if you combined windex, that orange shit they spray on floors and old, cheap cake icing, like someone just washed and waxed a dead clown.
ucky!