she'd rather die gracefully than embarrass herself---haahahhahahaha

Aug 05, 2002 17:23

this is her assistant:

"The hilarity continued when we all went house hunting. We found a place with a lemon tree in back, and Anna began picking all the lemons from the branches and eating them. Then we moved inside, and Anna took a position in the bathtub (trying it on for size), all the while still chewing on her stash of lemons.

Of course, she started to choke. She was too embarrassed to let on that she was gagging, and so she played it off as a joke.

Truthfully, none of us noticed, until her eyes started to water like she was watching Imitation of Life on TV. Cripes, until Anna's choking fit, my biggest run-in with a lemon was my car. Later, she told us she would rather die gracefully than be embarrassed at any cost.

A helluva trade-off, I think. I hope it never comes to that!"

the irony increased when i downloading her "hardcore sex video."

i got a library card today. please comment with any suggestions--i like ironic, detached style writing. thanks.
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