jeralyn eve mason is in the shower.
i combined two since jeralyn takes 498273049820948092384 hour long showers.
* Date: 7.26.02.
* Name On Birth Certificate: ashley alexandra deiser.
* Nicknames: trashley, rashley, gashley, nermal, nancy (don't ask), shaleena (my mother), shleen (shortened version of last), shley, ashley dice-the-onions, ashtray, ashelberry (my sister), aya (my nephew).
* Age: 19.
* Birthday: 10.09.82.
* School: emerson college.
* Location: boston, massachusetts.
* E-mail(s): mistressmurder@aol.com.
* Eyes: green.
* Hair: red.
* Height: 5'9.
* Shoe Size: eight. ish.
* Brothers/Sisters: one fabulous sister.
* Who do you live with: adam, heather, thomas, jess.
* when ur bedtime?: whenever i stumble drunkenly into bed. let's say three.
------------------HAVE YOU EVER------------------
* Ever been so drunk you blacked out: hahaha. duh.
* Missed school because it was raining: sometimes i skip class if the weather is bad.
* Put a body part on fire for amusement: yeah i'm like beavis and butthead to the max. no.
* Been in a car accident: i was rear-ended by a tweeker a few years ago.
* Been hurt emotionally: yes. this is a ridiculous question.
* Kept a secret from everyone: yes.
* Had an imaginary friend: no. I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT JERALYN HAS THIS AMAZING MIX OF "BELA LUGOSI'S DEAD" ON HER COMPUTER AND I AM LISTENING TO IT.
* Wanted to hook up with a friend: been there, done that.
* cried during a Movie: yes.
* Had a crush on a teacher: i almost had An Affair with one.
* Been on stage: yes.
* Cut your hair: yes.
* Been sarcastic: no.
------------------FAVORITES------------------
* Soap: aveeno.
* Colour: glossy black.
* Day/Night: night.
* Summer/Winter: summer.
* On-line smiley: eve and i tend to abuse :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D:D i also like the kissy face icon on AIM.
* Fave Food: cheese.
* Fave Movie: magnolia.
* Fave Ice Cream: i don't like ice cream very much.
------------------RIGHT NOW------------------
* Wearing: i am topless and wearing a flowery/flowy skirt jeralyn just gave me.
* Hair is: clean. styled.
* I'm feeling: hungry. she needs to get her damn ass out of the shower.
* Thinkin bout: the fact that i fill these fucking things out far too often.
* Listening to: bauhaus.
* Talking to: was talking to jason but i think he got distracted with work.
---------------IN THE LAST 24 HRS------------------
* Cried: i cried on the bus.
* Met someone New: yes.
* Cleaned your room: never!
* Done laundry: no.
* Drove a car: yes. my uhaul.
---------------DO YOU BELIEVE IN------------------
* Yourself: yes.
* Your friends: not lately.
* Destiny/Fate: no.
* Angels: no.
* Ghosts: maybe.
-----------------FRIENDS AND LIFE------------------
* Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend: no.
* Like anyone?: 8247981237492 people. it could be you!
* Who have u known the longest of your friends?: eve. adam and jeralyn next.
* Who's the loudest: it's a tie between adam and jeralyn.
* Who's the shyest: evel
* Who's the weirdest: we're all pretty odd.
* Who do you go to for advice: my sister.
* Who do you cry with: i don't cry with anyone.
* When you cried the most: the winter before last.
* Whats the best feeling in the world: being in nyc with my boo. having sex. coke.
* Worst Feeling: betrayal.
Place of Birth: orange, california.
Parents: two distant entities who pay for everything.
Pets: i am avidly seeking a gothic male or female to domesticate.
Weight: not telling.
Eye Color of Choice: ?
Writing Hand: right.
BODY ILLS AND SKILLS
Do you bite your nails?: no.
Can you roll your tongue?: yes.
Can you raise one eyebrow at a time?: no.
Can you blow smoke rings?: in the five years i've been a smoker, i've never attempted them.
Can you blow spit bubbles?: no.
Can you cross your eyes?: yes. in fact i used to do it compulsively as a child and i false attributed my bad vision to that for years.
Tattoos?: not yet.
Piercings and where?: labret.
Do you make your bed daily?: hahahaha.
CLOTHES
What goes on first, bra or underwear?: panties, oc.
Which shoe goes on first?: right.
Speaking of shoes, have you ever thrown one at anyone?: not that i recall, but i black out frequently. who knows.
On the average, how much money do you carry in your purse/wallet?: a few dollars.
What jewelry do you wear 24/7?: black jelly bracelets, watch, black onyx ring, silver spoon ring.
What's sexiest on a guy?: SUIT+TIE.
Would you rather be on time and look OK or 10 minutes late and look great?: latter.
Favorite piece of clothing: a tit black guess shirt.
Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?: twirl-a-whirl.
How many cereals in your cabinet?: i don't believe we have a cereal cabinet.
What utensils do you use to eat pizza?: no.
Do you cook?: i can make soup, quesadillas, and pasta. that's about the extent of it.
GROOMING
How often do you brush your teeth?: two times a day. speaking of, i forgot my toothbrush in boston so now i need to go buy a new one. tres annoying.
How often do you shower/bathe?: once a day. usually.
How long does your shower last?: 5-10 minutes.
Hair drying method: air dry, then iron.
Do you paint your nails?: blood red and constantly.
MANNERS
Do you swear?: yes.
Do you ever spit?: no, but i got into the habit a few years ago and needed to break myself of it.
Do you pee in the shower?: if the need arises, i guess.
IN AND AROUND
The CD Player: a mix of jeralyn's mp3s. right now it's "stigmata martyr" by bauhaus.
Person you talk most on the phone with: jeralyn. and keralyn, the gothic whore.
Do you regularly check yourself out in store windows and mirrors?: sometimes.
What color is your bedroom?: white.
Do you use an alarm clock?: yes.
Name one thing you are obsessed with: it is severely difficult to narrow one down. if i HAD to, it would be a toss-up between words and goths.
Have you ever skinny-dipped with the opposite sex?: yes. i lost my virginity in a jacuzzi.
Ever sunbathed nude?: no. sunbathing=bad.
Window seat or aisle?: window.
What's your sleeping position?: lonely.
What kind of bed do you like?: big ones.
Even in hot weather do you use a blanket?: no. that's insane.
Do you snore?: no. but eve claims that i snored so bad one morning that she was mad at me. and jeralyn claims i snored during the great sex weekend of 2001.
Do you sleepwalk?: refer to famous almost-pee-in-closet-whoa-ashley's-eight incident.
Do you talk in your sleep?: yes.
Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?: no.
How about with the light on?: only when i'm R E A L L Y drunk.
Do you fall asleep with the TV or radio on?: i fall asleep to snl quite frequently. and i usually need to have music on to fall asleep.
GIRL QUESTIONS
What is the first thing you notice when you look at a guy?: tightness of clothing. style.
What do you think of cheating?: sucks.
Makeup: always.
Virgin?: i don't know any. besides kids.
WHICH IS BETTER
Coke or Pepsi?: diet coke.
Oranges or apples?: oranges.
One pillow or two?: one
Deaf or blind?: i hate this question. deaf.
Pools or hot tubs?: hot tubs.
Blondes or brunettes?: who cares?
Tall or short?: tall.
TV or radio?: "nicknames are for friends, and television is no friend of mine!"-david cross. in actuality, i am a huge fan of our digital cable service. constant snl and good movies.
Beach or pool?: i don't need a hypodermic needle and/or a diaper sticking in/on my foot, thank you.
Hamburger or Cheeseburger?: i'd rather pet the cow.
Morning or night?: night.
Sports or news?: news.
Bikini or one-piece?: neither.
Christmas Eve or Christmas Day?: eve. the middle name of my best friend and the first name of my other.
Cake or ice cream?: cake.
Hamburger or Hot Dog?: my sister found a vein in a hot dog once.
Dog or Cat?: sesames!
Bath or shower?: shower, but i used to be obsessed with baths. my copy of valley of the dolls (i accidentally wrote "dollars," freudian much?) was all water-logged and wrinkled b/c i dropped it in the bath so many times. speaking of that book, i lost it. to whoever has it, I WANT IT BACK. "this is why you shouldn't do surveys--b/c every question leads to a story!" -jeralyn.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU
Took a shower?: a few hours ago.
Watched Bambi: um like fourteen years ago.
Cried?: on the bus yesterday.
Talked on the phone?: i spoke to my mother last night.
Read a book?: yesterday, on the bus. by a fabulous female writer that is a graduate of the grad school jeralyn and i want to go to.
Punched someone?: sean fay, a few months ago.
THE FUTURE
Where do you see yourself in ten years?: living in new york city, writing. a la carrie bradshaw. m a y b e teaching.
Who are you going to be married to? james fallon.
Your profession: boston coke slut.
Future School: iowa writers' workshop.
Car of Your Dreams: volvo 240 DL. or an o l d car with suicide doors. i love the name AND the idea. or a hearse! an old friend of mine had one and i adored riding in it.
* Date: 7.26.02.
* Name On Birth Certificate: ashley alexandra deiser.
* Nicknames: trashley, rashley, gashley, nermal, nancy (don't ask), shaleena (my mother), shleen (shortened version of last), shley, ashley dice-the-onions, ashtray, ashelberry (my sister), aya (my nephew).
* Age: 19.
* Birthday: 10.09.82.
* School: emerson college.
* Location: boston, massachusetts.
* E-mail(s): mistressmurder@aol.com.
* Eyes: green.
* Hair: red.
* Height: 5'9.
* Shoe Size: eight. ish.
* Brothers/Sisters: one fabulous sister.
* Who do you live with: adam, heather, thomas, jess.
* when ur bedtime?: whenever i stumble drunkenly into bed. let's say three.
------------------HAVE YOU EVER------------------
* Ever been so drunk you blacked out: hahaha. duh.
* Missed school because it was raining: sometimes i skip class if the weather is bad.
* Put a body part on fire for amusement: yeah i'm like beavis and butthead to the max. no.
* Been in a car accident: i was rear-ended by a tweeker a few years ago.
* Been hurt emotionally: yes. this is a ridiculous question.
* Kept a secret from everyone: yes.
* Had an imaginary friend: no. I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT JERALYN HAS THIS AMAZING MIX OF "BELA LUGOSI'S DEAD" ON HER COMPUTER AND I AM LISTENING TO IT.
* Wanted to hook up with a friend: been there, done that.
* cried during a Movie: yes.
* Had a crush on a teacher: i almost had An Affair with one.
* Been on stage: yes.
* Cut your hair: yes.
* Been sarcastic: no.
------------------FAVORITES------------------
* Soap: aveeno.
* Colour: glossy black.
* Day/Night: night.
* Summer/Winter: summer.
* On-line smiley: eve and i tend to abuse :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D:D i also like the kissy face icon on AIM.
* Fave Food: cheese.
* Fave Movie: magnolia.
* Fave Ice Cream: i don't like ice cream very much.
------------------RIGHT NOW------------------
* Wearing: i am topless and wearing a flowery/flowy skirt jeralyn just gave me.
* Hair is: clean. styled.
* I'm feeling: hungry. she needs to get her damn ass out of the shower.
* Thinkin bout: the fact that i fill these fucking things out far too often.
* Listening to: bauhaus.
* Talking to: was talking to jason but i think he got distracted with work.
---------------IN THE LAST 24 HRS------------------
* Cried: i cried on the bus.
* Met someone New: yes.
* Cleaned your room: never!
* Done laundry: no.
* Drove a car: yes. my uhaul.
---------------DO YOU BELIEVE IN------------------
* Yourself: yes.
* Your friends: not lately.
* Destiny/Fate: no.
* Angels: no.
* Ghosts: maybe.
-----------------FRIENDS AND LIFE------------------
* Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend: no.
* Like anyone?: 8247981237492 people. it could be you!
* Who have u known the longest of your friends?: eve. adam and jeralyn next.
* Who's the loudest: it's a tie between adam and jeralyn.
* Who's the shyest: evel
* Who's the weirdest: we're all pretty odd.
* Who do you go to for advice: my sister.
* Who do you cry with: i don't cry with anyone.
* When you cried the most: the winter before last.
* Whats the best feeling in the world: being in nyc with my boo. having sex. coke.
* Worst Feeling: betrayal.
Place of Birth: orange, california.
Parents: two distant entities who pay for everything.
Pets: i am avidly seeking a gothic male or female to domesticate.
Weight: not telling.
Eye Color of Choice: ?
Writing Hand: right.
BODY ILLS AND SKILLS
Do you bite your nails?: no.
Can you roll your tongue?: yes.
Can you raise one eyebrow at a time?: no.
Can you blow smoke rings?: in the five years i've been a smoker, i've never attempted them.
Can you blow spit bubbles?: no.
Can you cross your eyes?: yes. in fact i used to do it compulsively as a child and i false attributed my bad vision to that for years.
Tattoos?: not yet.
Piercings and where?: labret.
Do you make your bed daily?: hahahaha.
CLOTHES
What goes on first, bra or underwear?: panties, oc.
Which shoe goes on first?: right.
Speaking of shoes, have you ever thrown one at anyone?: not that i recall, but i black out frequently. who knows.
On the average, how much money do you carry in your purse/wallet?: a few dollars.
What jewelry do you wear 24/7?: black jelly bracelets, watch, black onyx ring, silver spoon ring.
What's sexiest on a guy?: SUIT+TIE.
Would you rather be on time and look OK or 10 minutes late and look great?: latter.
Favorite piece of clothing: a tit black guess shirt.
Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?: twirl-a-whirl.
How many cereals in your cabinet?: i don't believe we have a cereal cabinet.
What utensils do you use to eat pizza?: no.
Do you cook?: i can make soup, quesadillas, and pasta. that's about the extent of it.
GROOMING
How often do you brush your teeth?: two times a day. speaking of, i forgot my toothbrush in boston so now i need to go buy a new one. tres annoying.
How often do you shower/bathe?: once a day. usually.
How long does your shower last?: 5-10 minutes.
Hair drying method: air dry, then iron.
Do you paint your nails?: blood red and constantly.
MANNERS
Do you swear?: yes.
Do you ever spit?: no, but i got into the habit a few years ago and needed to break myself of it.
Do you pee in the shower?: if the need arises, i guess.
IN AND AROUND
The CD Player: a mix of jeralyn's mp3s. right now it's "stigmata martyr" by bauhaus.
Person you talk most on the phone with: jeralyn. and keralyn, the gothic whore.
Do you regularly check yourself out in store windows and mirrors?: sometimes.
What color is your bedroom?: white.
Do you use an alarm clock?: yes.
Name one thing you are obsessed with: it is severely difficult to narrow one down. if i HAD to, it would be a toss-up between words and goths.
Have you ever skinny-dipped with the opposite sex?: yes. i lost my virginity in a jacuzzi.
Ever sunbathed nude?: no. sunbathing=bad.
Window seat or aisle?: window.
What's your sleeping position?: lonely.
What kind of bed do you like?: big ones.
Even in hot weather do you use a blanket?: no. that's insane.
Do you snore?: no. but eve claims that i snored so bad one morning that she was mad at me. and jeralyn claims i snored during the great sex weekend of 2001.
Do you sleepwalk?: refer to famous almost-pee-in-closet-whoa-ashley's-eight incident.
Do you talk in your sleep?: yes.
Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?: no.
How about with the light on?: only when i'm R E A L L Y drunk.
Do you fall asleep with the TV or radio on?: i fall asleep to snl quite frequently. and i usually need to have music on to fall asleep.
GIRL QUESTIONS
What is the first thing you notice when you look at a guy?: tightness of clothing. style.
What do you think of cheating?: sucks.
Makeup: always.
Virgin?: i don't know any. besides kids.
WHICH IS BETTER
Coke or Pepsi?: diet coke.
Oranges or apples?: oranges.
One pillow or two?: one
Deaf or blind?: i hate this question. deaf.
Pools or hot tubs?: hot tubs.
Blondes or brunettes?: who cares?
Tall or short?: tall.
TV or radio?: "nicknames are for friends, and television is no friend of mine!"-david cross. in actuality, i am a huge fan of our digital cable service. constant snl and good movies.
Beach or pool?: i don't need a hypodermic needle and/or a diaper sticking in/on my foot, thank you.
Hamburger or Cheeseburger?: i'd rather pet the cow.
Morning or night?: night.
Sports or news?: news.
Bikini or one-piece?: neither.
Christmas Eve or Christmas Day?: eve. the middle name of my best friend and the first name of my other.
Cake or ice cream?: cake.
Hamburger or Hot Dog?: my sister found a vein in a hot dog once.
Dog or Cat?: sesames!
Bath or shower?: shower, but i used to be obsessed with baths. my copy of valley of the dolls (i accidentally wrote "dollars," freudian much?) was all water-logged and wrinkled b/c i dropped it in the bath so many times. speaking of that book, i lost it. to whoever has it, I WANT IT BACK. "this is why you shouldn't do surveys--b/c every question leads to a story!" -jeralyn.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU
Took a shower?: a few hours ago.
Watched Bambi: um like fourteen years ago.
Cried?: on the bus yesterday.
Talked on the phone?: i spoke to my mother last night.
Read a book?: yesterday, on the bus. by a fabulous female writer that is a graduate of the grad school jeralyn and i want to go to.
Punched someone?: sean fay, a few months ago.
THE FUTURE
Where do you see yourself in ten years?: living in new york city, writing. a la carrie bradshaw. m a y b e teaching.
Who are you going to be married to? james fallon.
Your profession: boston coke slut.
Future School: iowa writers' workshop.
Car of Your Dreams: volvo 240 DL. or an o l d car with suicide doors. i love the name AND the idea. or a hearse! an old friend of mine had one and i adored riding in it.