reid is supposedly making us a "special" pecan pie. this might be interesting.
i'm gonna start writing daily again.
sooo we have four days off of school, which is good because i was definitely not having a good week.
every day mr. wimmer like asks me if i'm okay and it's so weird he seriously thinks i'm gonna kill myself so he gives me butterfingers cuz he knows they're my fav.
so um here's my day.
i woke up at six and i'm sick so like i woke up and my tongue was HARD... it wasn't wet. it was hard. i was like what the hell. so i like drank water and went back to sleep. then my mom came into my room like a minute before she left like NURRR CANDICE NOW YOU HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL WITH MARISSA. so that was pretty cool even though i like going early so i can see stuart.
k so i had goat cheese toast for breakfast. it was delicious.
so physics... we basically had to fly airplanes with pennies on them. this project took us like seriously 10 hours or something. and the plane didn't even go 2 meters (which was required)... and lakshmi and nicole called me stupid when i said you have to have the plane way far back on the runway. but then we put the plane way far back and it worked better but we did that for our last trial. seriously all of my friends think i'm stupid when like i'm actually really not. but making the airplane was fun. if you're ever bored, lakshmi nicole and i learned that if you put scotch tape over your mouth and start saying "fuck you" it sounds really neat. and just like if you didn't already know i hate jeremy kogan (but he did resign from vice presidency of physics club THANK GOD)
spanish... mrs. walther like thinks that i'm hateful. i don't mean to glare at her all the time... i'm like in love with her basically. but yeah she like thinks i hate everyone and everything and that i have violence problems... but she loves people that she deems crazy... so i guess she likes me.
math... i took a test today. it was like way too long and it was hard and stuff and i NEED AN A IN THAT CLASS... so maybe mrs. sherry will feel bad when she sees all of the tear stains everywhere. i was sure to like cry all over the test. i love how i'm so manipulative.
lunch... don't remember much but bonnie was like humping chas basically and it was disgusting. i like want to vomit. chas could do way better if he wanted. he's one of those guys that seduces people and it's so annoying but don't worry cuz i don't love him. oh and he sat there and called me a rapist for like an hour. and i read antigone. that play is retarded- just FYI.
history... we watched a movie on the civil war, took notes, and then mr. wimmer told us some fantastic turkey jokes. care to hear some?
what is the key to a great thanksgiving feast? turKEY
how do you keep a turkey in suspense? i don't know i'll tell you next week
what was the pilgrims' favourite music? plymouth ROCK
how do we know that the mayflower liked america? it HUGGED the shore (that one made me laugh the hardest... it's so dumb isn't it?)
english... we took a test on vocab (i got 100% prob.) and a test on antigone (definitely didn't do well)... and then i asked ms. rogers for a grade printout cuz online grades like do not work. so i had to go into the special-ed room to get my copy and they were singing and dancing and it was so cute. i love them. supposedly a special-ed kid tells my sister every day at lunch how much his (equally retarded) friend likes her and how she should talk to him. so basically some retard is in love with my sister... but this time it's like A REAL ONE. hah. she attracts quite the bunch. i hope none of that sounded mean. k well after all that we all sat on the patio outside rogers' room and people were like playing with duct tape. i just sat there and ate jeremy's sandwich and watched everyone be retarded. why is everybody fascinated with duct tape? i don't understand. prolly cuz it's shiny... lol like Lakshmi at the mall when she sees the hairclip cart she goes NUTS
psychology... we talked about drugs. i hate alex brown. he like sits there and talks about stupid scientific bullshit and he's so socially inept it like hurts my brain. we said "truth serum" and he starts going off about sodium pentahydrilate or something weird. he has no friends and he's going to die a virgin. i feel really bad for him cuz he's so fat and ugly and he has no friends. and like he thinks he's friends with the people i sit w/ in psych and we always make fun of him and he doesn't get why we all hate him. if desert mountain becomes columbine and alex brown comes to psychology class with a gun... i'm definitely gonna be the first one gone. and then he was talking about how he has a high EQ but that's bullshit cuz he has no friends. and he was like "i relish in the fact that everybody hates me". yeah definitely socially retarded. usually social geniuses don't love that the entire population of their highschool constantly makes fun of them. like i'm dead serious he has NO FRIENDS. oh and he like listens in on my conversations and he like tries to tell me that i'm a nymphomaniac. okay stfu. he like... is weird. (i'm going to hell, if you din't notice)
after school we drove by a wreck and this guy in a truck drove STRAIGHT into a pole... like head-on. how do people do that... and in the fry's parking lot an old man took our spot (there were like none left) and then laughed at us... and then we laughed at him for laughing at us. it was so funny. that guy is a jerk.
i'm fasting tomorrow.
everyone download "break my stride" by matthew wilder. i'm obsessed.
♥Candice
sooo we have four days off of school, which is good because i was definitely not having a good week.
every day mr. wimmer like asks me if i'm okay and it's so weird he seriously thinks i'm gonna kill myself so he gives me butterfingers cuz he knows they're my fav.
so um here's my day.
i woke up at six and i'm sick so like i woke up and my tongue was HARD... it wasn't wet. it was hard. i was like what the hell. so i like drank water and went back to sleep. then my mom came into my room like a minute before she left like NURRR CANDICE NOW YOU HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL WITH MARISSA. so that was pretty cool even though i like going early so i can see stuart.
k so i had goat cheese toast for breakfast. it was delicious.
so physics... we basically had to fly airplanes with pennies on them. this project took us like seriously 10 hours or something. and the plane didn't even go 2 meters (which was required)... and lakshmi and nicole called me stupid when i said you have to have the plane way far back on the runway. but then we put the plane way far back and it worked better but we did that for our last trial. seriously all of my friends think i'm stupid when like i'm actually really not. but making the airplane was fun. if you're ever bored, lakshmi nicole and i learned that if you put scotch tape over your mouth and start saying "fuck you" it sounds really neat. and just like if you didn't already know i hate jeremy kogan (but he did resign from vice presidency of physics club THANK GOD)
spanish... mrs. walther like thinks that i'm hateful. i don't mean to glare at her all the time... i'm like in love with her basically. but yeah she like thinks i hate everyone and everything and that i have violence problems... but she loves people that she deems crazy... so i guess she likes me.
math... i took a test today. it was like way too long and it was hard and stuff and i NEED AN A IN THAT CLASS... so maybe mrs. sherry will feel bad when she sees all of the tear stains everywhere. i was sure to like cry all over the test. i love how i'm so manipulative.
lunch... don't remember much but bonnie was like humping chas basically and it was disgusting. i like want to vomit. chas could do way better if he wanted. he's one of those guys that seduces people and it's so annoying but don't worry cuz i don't love him. oh and he sat there and called me a rapist for like an hour. and i read antigone. that play is retarded- just FYI.
history... we watched a movie on the civil war, took notes, and then mr. wimmer told us some fantastic turkey jokes. care to hear some?
what is the key to a great thanksgiving feast? turKEY
how do you keep a turkey in suspense? i don't know i'll tell you next week
what was the pilgrims' favourite music? plymouth ROCK
how do we know that the mayflower liked america? it HUGGED the shore (that one made me laugh the hardest... it's so dumb isn't it?)
english... we took a test on vocab (i got 100% prob.) and a test on antigone (definitely didn't do well)... and then i asked ms. rogers for a grade printout cuz online grades like do not work. so i had to go into the special-ed room to get my copy and they were singing and dancing and it was so cute. i love them. supposedly a special-ed kid tells my sister every day at lunch how much his (equally retarded) friend likes her and how she should talk to him. so basically some retard is in love with my sister... but this time it's like A REAL ONE. hah. she attracts quite the bunch. i hope none of that sounded mean. k well after all that we all sat on the patio outside rogers' room and people were like playing with duct tape. i just sat there and ate jeremy's sandwich and watched everyone be retarded. why is everybody fascinated with duct tape? i don't understand. prolly cuz it's shiny... lol like Lakshmi at the mall when she sees the hairclip cart she goes NUTS
psychology... we talked about drugs. i hate alex brown. he like sits there and talks about stupid scientific bullshit and he's so socially inept it like hurts my brain. we said "truth serum" and he starts going off about sodium pentahydrilate or something weird. he has no friends and he's going to die a virgin. i feel really bad for him cuz he's so fat and ugly and he has no friends. and like he thinks he's friends with the people i sit w/ in psych and we always make fun of him and he doesn't get why we all hate him. if desert mountain becomes columbine and alex brown comes to psychology class with a gun... i'm definitely gonna be the first one gone. and then he was talking about how he has a high EQ but that's bullshit cuz he has no friends. and he was like "i relish in the fact that everybody hates me". yeah definitely socially retarded. usually social geniuses don't love that the entire population of their highschool constantly makes fun of them. like i'm dead serious he has NO FRIENDS. oh and he like listens in on my conversations and he like tries to tell me that i'm a nymphomaniac. okay stfu. he like... is weird. (i'm going to hell, if you din't notice)
after school we drove by a wreck and this guy in a truck drove STRAIGHT into a pole... like head-on. how do people do that... and in the fry's parking lot an old man took our spot (there were like none left) and then laughed at us... and then we laughed at him for laughing at us. it was so funny. that guy is a jerk.
i'm fasting tomorrow.
everyone download "break my stride" by matthew wilder. i'm obsessed.
♥Candice