Watchmen Redubed
Click to viewRichard Murdoch-looking shadow kicks in the door.
Comic Book Guy: I totally saw that coming.
Shadow beats him to a pulp and tosses him out the window, with some difficulty.
Warner Brothers, Paramount and Legendary Pictures logo on ominous dark skies.
Scary Otaku: Comic Book Fans. One of us died tonight. Somebody knows why. Somebody knows.
Blogger: I heard he saw an advanced preview. Maybe it was suicide?
Scary Otaku: Maybe someone's picking off anyone who's seen it.
Fan Girl: Alan thinks the movie is going to be vaulted.
Scary Otaku: Maybe that's why they want us out of the way, so we can't tell anyone how good it is. An attack on one, is an attack on all of us.
Fox Attorney (VO): The Watchmen movie is over.
Blogger: What do you suggest we should do about it?
Scary Otaku: Retribution!!!
Petition Organizer: We can save this movie.
* Murdoch. You're corrupt. And you bring corruption to all that you touch *
Alan Moore: Why would I save a work that I no longer have any stake in?
Fan Girl: Do it for pussy.
* Cast a spell. A spell on the network you run *
* And Burn. Burn in hell for all your sins *
Chorus
Moore is surrounded by rabid fans clawing at him
Alan Moore: Leave me alone!!!
Scary Otaku: The world will go online and shout "Let us see it", and Fox will whisper "No".