i have officially found the only prayer i will say (in 6 years, of course)
Dear Lord,
Bless my family and friends and cause the teeth of a malpractice lawyer to falleth like hailstones in the marble hallways of justice. O Lord, may the next passage of the litigator's comb through his silver locks snatcheth him bald. May the jury he turneth to face on the morrow behold that lo, he failed to zippeth up his fly. May his bowels turneth to concrete at home and to water in the courtroom. When he goeth to switch on the ignition, may his large Germen vehicle droppeth its transmission like unto a cow giving birth. May the next doctor he chargeth with malpractice sueth the lawyer in turn for malpractice and collecteth mightily, and then some, for ever and ever. Amen.
- Dr. Oscar London M.D., W.B.D.
hehe, i thought that was funny.
edit: by the way, if this is the last post you are seeing, i have officially gone friends only, and you are officially not on the list. so stop being a slackass and comment to be added.
Bless my family and friends and cause the teeth of a malpractice lawyer to falleth like hailstones in the marble hallways of justice. O Lord, may the next passage of the litigator's comb through his silver locks snatcheth him bald. May the jury he turneth to face on the morrow behold that lo, he failed to zippeth up his fly. May his bowels turneth to concrete at home and to water in the courtroom. When he goeth to switch on the ignition, may his large Germen vehicle droppeth its transmission like unto a cow giving birth. May the next doctor he chargeth with malpractice sueth the lawyer in turn for malpractice and collecteth mightily, and then some, for ever and ever. Amen.
- Dr. Oscar London M.D., W.B.D.
hehe, i thought that was funny.
edit: by the way, if this is the last post you are seeing, i have officially gone friends only, and you are officially not on the list. so stop being a slackass and comment to be added.