fun chats with zachw

[sewingskin]

zachxzach: it's got viruses!!!
zachxzach: it gives you 5 minutes to delete it though before they infect you!
rust and razors: what are ye buddy sum terrereest?
zachxzach: i work for the government!
rust and razors: like an intern?
zachxzach: yeah
zachxzach: i sucked the presidents bird
rust and razors: did he leet his skeet all over her face?
rust and razors: i mean, yer face
zachxzach: hahaha
zachxzach: no, he has ED
zachxzach: it never got hard
rust and razors: hahaha
rust and razors: didnhe get his period all over your new prom dress then?
zachxzach: hahaha
zachxzach: yeah man
rust and razors: haha i woulda slapaped him and told him just coz he's from texas he's no kenny rodgers
rust and razors: i just realized how much that didn't makes sense
rust and razors: haha
zachxzach: hahaha
zachxzach: it's a good one, man
zachxzach: that's what john kerry should do when he beats him