- The roof in the women's lockerroom at work caved in and now the only women's bathroom available is in the kids club. Which isn't widely broadcast, but it was kind of awkward when the front desk girl came in and told me she had no where else to pee.
- I was asked two separate times about someone who used to work at kids club named Rubina? I have no idea who she is but apparently the kids were scared of her. Sorry, Rubina.
- I stepped on a three-year-old and knocked her to the floor. But it was totally by accident. She snuck up behind me and I didn't see her.
- Was kissed goodbye by the three-year-old? This was totally weird to me. Not that little kids gross me out, but it's a big change from not being allowed to touch kids at summer camp to a kid's mom going, "Oh, she just wants to kiss you on the cheek," as I stare down at her child in horror.
- On the way home a scary bearded fisherman asked me for 69 cents to buy a cheeseburger. And I feel kind of bad for saying no, but he was scary and I did not want to stop walking on account of possible bearded-fisherman-rape. Or something.
And that is only some! Today is one of the weird ones.