I do have a life; I swear

Aug 19, 2009 15:58

I stole a music meme from transient_days~

Bsaically, meme asks questions, meme-taker puts entire playlist on shuffle and writes down whatever song comes up each question. Somehow, I feel like that is a terrible explanation for anyone who doesn't understand how these things go.

1. How are you feeling today?
"CLUB No. 1" -- Super Junior

Uuum. Party in the house? Whoooo?

2. Will you get far in life?
"Desert Land" -- Final Fantasy Tactics OST

......... I-I'm giong to be a camel-driver when I grow up?
It's going to be an arid future with epic, yet fun, battle music?

3. How do your friends see you?
"Viva La Gloria? [Little Girl]" -- Green Day
Little girl, little girl
You dirty liar
You're just a junkie
Preaching to the choir

Runaway
From the river to the street
And find yourself with your face in the gutter
You're a stray for the salvation army
There is no place like home
When you got no place to go

Oh. Well. In that case. You're all defriended from LJ and FB. >=O

4. Will you get married?
"From Yesterday" -- 30 Seconds to Mars
From yesterday, it's coming!
From yesterday, the fear!
From yesterday, it calls him
But he doesn't want to read the message here

On a mountain he sits, not of gold but of sin
through the blood he can look, see the life that he took
From the council of one
He'll decide what he's done with the innocent

So, uh. I'll be maried to some crazy wanted killer on the run? FML.

5. What is your life's theme song?
"Rake It In" -- Imogen Heap
Dry me out
Run me down
Burn me up
And rake it in, rake it in
Rake it in, rake it in, yeah

Do you know what my chopping blocks for?
Do you know what my hanging braids for?
Do you know what my chamber maids for?
Do you know what i, what i have in store for you?!

Well, this is a nice song. I'm going to be brutally tortured by some person, and then I'll kill that motherfucker. Well, at least I get to kill him to the sound of epic piano playing.

6. What is the story of your life?
"Girls on Top" -- BoA Nobody make an orgy joke about the title
This is who I am so I just wanna be true to myself
(That's just the way I like it, don't wanna be somebody else)
If you could understand, why it's never enough
(I'm gonna make it happen, who says there can't be girls on top)

YES. SOMETHING THAT DOES NOT INVOLVE DEAD PEOPLE AND GUTTERS. And hey, I like these lyrics. 8D Except for the part in the song where a bunch of guys go "SHAKE THAT THING, SHAKE THAT THING" and we don't hear bitch-slapping sound effects.

7. What was high school like?
"Love's Encouragement" -- Wang Lee Hom
Baby, I want to give you love's encouragement
At the time when you need it most.
...
After the rain, there is still the rainbow,
So don't give up.

Erm.  I'm pretty speechless with this one. Neeeeext.

8. How can you get ahead in life?
"Cold Nobility" -- Code Geass OST

y halo thar, Machiavelli.

9. What is tomorrow going to be like?
"After Love" -- FT Island
It's all lies, all lies
Your love for me was all lies
You've hurt me so
You've left me crying.
....
It's all lies, all lies
Our seperation was all a lie
Because you are my love, my everything
I'm waiting only for you

I'm going to be horribly brokenhearted because my boyfriend, who I've always thought loved me as much as I love him, will dump me. After that, I'm going to be so broken inside that I will continue to love him, waiting for the day when he will realize that we were meant to be because I'm a fucking stalker like that. And then after that, I will "imprint" myself on his infant daughter because that's what Twilight taught me ....... Wow, does tomorrow sound like a bad day. ...... I think I'm going to dump that non-existent sonofabitch before he dumps me.

10. What is the best thing about your friends?
"Birthplace" -- Code Geass OST

They're.... They're all Britannians?!

11. What is in store for the next weekend?
"Silent Sorrow in Empty Boats" -- Genesis

Nooooooo.......! This is an instrumental (I think), so I can't make heads or tails or why I'm silent or sorrowful or on a boat. Except.....I'm not on a boat because it's empty. ......... >.> OMG, I RIDE A SHITTY BOAT AND IT CAPSIZES AND THEN I DIE AND HAUNT THE BOAT. *CRYYYYYYY*

12. What song best describes you?
"Tired of Being Sorry" -- Enrique Iglesias
Maybe you were right
But baby, I was lonely.
I don't want to fight;
I'm tired of being sorry.

I'm standing in the streets,
Crying out for you.
No one sees me
But the silver moon.

Why. Why are my theme songs/things that describe my life so emo and horrible. God hates me for being atheist or somethin'. Can't imagine why. =/

13. How is your life going?
"Never Too Late" -- Three Days Grace

I CANZ STILL HAS HOPEZ UF GOING 2 GUD COLIJ? (yeah, I have nothing for going except for goin', which would just be stupid. And is college even readable? XD)

14. What song will play at your funeral?
"Somebody Loved" -- The Weepies
Rain turns the sand into mud
Wind turns the trees into bone
Stars turning high up above
You turn me into somebody loved

This is, um, actually surprisingly appropriate for a funeral. And awwww, guys. Big group hug. <3 But seriously, guys, if you play something this corny and folksy at my funeral, I will personally come from the first level of Hell to haunt you.

15. How does the world see you?
Vanner Och Frander

This came from a world music CD. It's a Viking song. I-I don't know what that means. Does the world think I'll rape their women, eat their children, and burn down their temples? Or do they think I'm a badass sailor? Or do they just like my hat?

16. Will you have a happy life?
"A Mole Man" -- Vision of Escaflowne OST

........ Here I was, thinking, "bah, another question about my life. I'm sure to get an emo song." Instead, I get this.  It's like.... Pink Panther theme type of music. It's comic suspense like the type that would play when Kaguya tries to paint the Gawain pink. So either my life will be amusing and filled with plotting, or that aforementioned wanted criminal on the run will actually be a huge naked mole rat.

17. What do your friends really think of you?
"Kasenai Tsumi" -- Nana Kitade

They think I'm a really "forge ahead" person? Booooring. This isn't what this meme is supposed to be here for. >=O It would be so hiarlious if that dirty little liar song was here, though~

18. What song describes the person you're attracted to?
"I Can't Be With You" -- The Cranberries

........ FUCK. Nevermind the lyrics, just FUCK. XD

19. What message would you like to tell the next generation?
"21 Guns" -- Green Day
Do you know what's worth fighting for?
When it's not worth dying for?
...
One, twenty-one guns.
Lay down your arms, give up the fight.
One, twenty-one guns.
Throw up your arms into the sky, you and I.

I think my media player found the answer key for this meme. =O

20. Do you have a deep dark secret?
"End of the World" -- .hack//Sign OST

....... Duuuude. I'm like the guys in Devil Survivor who're all "OMG, WE KNOW THE WORLDS GOING TO END, BUT WE CAN'T TELL ANYONE OR ELSE IT'LL CAUSE A CITYWIDE PANIC. AAAAANGST." Although to be fair, I'm not sure if the title is supposed to be End of the World or End of The World, which happen to be two completely different things in .hack//. XD If it's the latter, then that means my dark secret is that Al Qaeda's next target is the WoW servers. =OOOO

21. What will I be eating next Tuesday?
"My Moves are Hot (White Hot, That Is)" -- Cobra Starship

Eeerm. Warm mayo? Ew? No one, I repeat, no one make a blowjob joke

22. What will I feel/think the moment I wake up tomorrow morning?
"Escape" -- Wolf's Rain OST

Well... I do happen to have two library books which I was supposed to finish reading today, but which will probably be put off until tomorrow. So I guess I'll be escaping from productive work. As usual. =.=

23. What will happen on my way home from school next Thursday?
"不得不爱“ -- 潘玮柏 ("Can't Not Love" -- Wilber Pan)

LOOOOOL, this is like the most famous Chinese song ever aside from Fairytale. XD
So, I dunno, I'll fall in love on the way home.  Or I get asked out and whisked off my feet. Whatever; I'm pretty sure the song doesn't have a plot. =/ (<-- getting lazy for the meme)

24. What will happen on my way home from school next Wednesday?
"Never Will I Break" -- 3 Doors Down

That's, um, nice. I wasn't planning on breaking, thank you.
Also, am I the only one who laughed because they imagined doors being broken down? XD And then there's one door going all "aaargh, I won't break *gets unceremoniously kicked down by Chuck Norris"". ...... Anyone?

25. What will be my recurrant thought/mood over the next weekend?
"Caged" -- Within Temptation

WHY MEEEEE. I SWEAR I HAVE HAPPY SONGS SOMEWHERE IN MY MUSIC LIBRARY. I SWEAR.

26. How will I go about studying for Monday's classes tomorrow?
"Hallelujah" -- 邰正宵 (Samuel Tai)

It's a cover of Leonard Cohen's Hallelujah. Except in Chinese by an awesome somewhat-oldies singer. And therefore all sorts of awesome due to the combination of "awwww, it's Hallejah in Chinese" and an amazing voice.
But anyways. This song is obviously telling me that I shouldn't study at all because GOD WILL GIVE ME THE STRENGTH TO PASS THE TEST. AND THE LORD'S STRENGTH IS 100% MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE.

Final words: I need more happy music. And more animu music. I think the two go together well, so everything's all good. <3 Except for the world ending and all my friends thinking I'm a dirty little liar and the guy I like flat-out rejecting me. Oh, and my nonexistent boyfriend dumping me. And I probably haven't even covered the half of it.

meme, lol, fail, music

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