My not-so intelligent cat currently has a chin that is nearly triple its normal size because he decided that it would be a good idea if he tried to eat a bee. He seems much less distressed now that we've held him down and tweezed the stinger out of his face, but the swelling kinda makes him look like Jay Leno. Ha.
scarlet_sparrow and I went out gallivanting with
dis_c0nnected yesterday. We found a set of teeth that someone apparently did not realize had flown out of her/his mouth while s/he was in the parking lot outside of this yummy boba place. I kept it. I will boil it in disinfectant and make it into a necklace or something to make little kids cry as I pass them. Yes.
Bah ha ha ha...