Xander Crossovers

Aug 15, 2006 13:33

Good morning, hons.

I'm in the mood for crossovers. I'd prefer Xander-centric crossovers and I would try to stand on my hands for anybody who could point me to a good one I haven't read yet. But I also know that the chance of that is slim and that I have to write that what I want to read myself. *sigh*

I want Xander in xXx, paired up with Xander Cage. The hotness. The thrills!

I want Xander in Riddick, paired up with Riddick himself. Rule those Necromongers!

Or in Xmen. Oh, the possibilities!
He would be wonderful with Wolverine, *rrr*. Or with Cyclops, finally getting an honorable boyfriend :P. Or with Colossus! Oh my goodness. *pant* With Iceman, Pyro, Magneto, The Prof, Mystique (!), Nightcrawler!

I want Xander in Harry Potter. Even literally, heh. Or with Snape. Oh yes, with Snape.

I want Xander in Doom. Paired up with Reaper. It's all about the extra chromosome, baby.

I want Xander in CSI.
Being attacked by some sort of insectoid demon brings up Grissom as his attack scene is being tagged and bagged. Xander likeslikes Grissom while the older man is all flustered and can not quite belive that Xan would choose him instead of Nick or Greg. Hehehe.

I want Xander in Numb3rs. Oooohh, yes. Oh. With Charlie, geeking. With Larry, geeking²! With David: *purrs for porn* God damn, with Colby! Or maybe two of them at the same time? Heeeeee. The Numb3rs show plays in LA, right?! :P Hehe.

I want Xander in SGA. With McKay. With Beckett. With Ronon. Oh, I remembered a plotbunny I once had for 'With Ronon'. Hehehe.
Imagine, Xan is with Ronon and Ford there on this high UV ray planet. Ford attacked Ronon. Ronon got a small ouchie. Xander angry, ugah. Xander goes to beat up the guy who beat up his man. Parrish and Lorne wander and skip in the forest. Find the Wraith and pretty flowers. Team Atlantis arrives. Find Ronon and Xander. Action-scene. Dialogue: Xan: Ford? Bastard! Killed him! Sheppard: What?! *sobs* Xan: Well, left him with a few Wraith, they'll do the deed. Sheppard: *joy* Ford can handle a few Wraith. Xan: Not without the use of his legs. *EG* Team: *gaaasp* Xan and Ronon: *snooog*

I want Xander in NCIS. With Gibbs AND Tony. Because threesomes, hoooray! Or with Abby, hmmmm. :) With McGee? Ohhhh, yes, that would work beautifully.

I want Xander in Resident Evil. Cause Zombies and Xander go way back. And Xander and the Umbrella Corp. could be mighty fun. Mmm, Milla Jovovich.

AND SO MUCH MORE!

rl, fic, csi, ncis, crossover, crack, sga, squee, numb3rs, btvs

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