entry 003 - Large muggles in red and white?

[severus5nape]

Today is... apparently... the muggle version of Yule, if I have the date correct. I know little of it, though I have heard of a rather obese man in red and white breaking into homes to ‘give out presents’. I’ve had the misfortune of needing to go to the muggle world a few times during this time of year, for various pressing reasons, and I believe I

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[darkmarshmellow]

You're quite the little shmurph, Professor.

[severus5nape]

I will have to take your dubious word on it, as I have no idea as to what that nonsense you just spouted really means.

[darkmarshmellow]

You must feel so superior saying what I said was nonsense. Cute.

[severus5nape]

Naturally. Without an explanation as to what you called me means, it fits entirely too well into the category of the nonsensical.

nonsense -noun 1 words that make no sense. 2 foolish or unacceptable behavior. 3 an absurd or unthinkable scheme, situation, etc.

For once, it hadn’t been meant as an insult. This in turn leads me to think that I am, perhaps, coming down with something.

[darkmarshmellow]

Referring to the dictionary, even cuter! I wasn't insulted at all, really. I appreciate you clarifying that you weren't insulting me. Call the doctor a.s.a.p.!

care to enlighten?

[severus5nape]

I find it strangely amusing, and more than a little appalling, that you continue to call my mannerisms ‘cute’. However.. now I find I am oddly curious as to how exactly you found this ‘journal’.

Re: care to enlighten?

[darkmarshmellow]

I wish to keep that to myself, thanks. Actually- if you really want to know, I accidentally stumbled upon it. Your entries are thoroughly hilarious.

Re: care to enlighten?

[severus5nape]

As a Professor of Hogwarts it is not within my job description nor inclination to be... amusing. However, as you quite obviously find something humorous within my ill-regularly updated affairs...

I shall have to simply chalk it up to your having far too much time on your hands and leave it at that.

Re: care to enlighten?

[darkmarshmellow]

Look who has too much time on their hands...? making an RP livejournal. Heh. The irony of it all.

Re: care to enlighten?

[severus5nape]

There are many less ‘complimentary’ possibilities I could assume and link your continued amusement to. However, as you may note, I had been attempting some form of civility.

...And what, pray tell, is ‘an RP journal’? Never mind, I doubt I want to know- it is most certainly another bit of nonsense such as ‘shmurph’.

This conversation is, I believe, over. I am a busy man, even during the holiday- and I have more important things to attend to than attempting to decipher your vocabulary.

Re: care to enlighten?

[darkmarshmellow]

It gets ugly when I shove reality in your face doesn't it...