Play Ball!
I've reached the event horizon.
Seeing myself from behind.
There's less of me than meets the eye.
We're all asleep.
Buy my record.
Tell you what, guy,
you have your day, and I
will go on having mine.
Didn't expect
to be a dot on a screen.
A speck, like the rest,
on a vest, in HD.
-----------------
But, hey, here I am,
it's my life, this is me.
Please compress
your progressive interests
to a size for digest,
four seconds, or less.
Yes, you're a good little sheep.
Aw, snap. Old idiom.
Y'all may not know what that means.
A spectacular vernacular,
in a package compacting-er.
I'm trying to say, like,
I say cool shit
but ... quick.
Ya naw?
I'm a prop in a play,
a sign that gives yield,
a cliché to the slaughter.
You know what they say,
if there's grass on the field,
I will fuck your daughter.
Seeing myself from behind.
There's less of me than meets the eye.
We're all asleep.
Buy my record.
Tell you what, guy,
you have your day, and I
will go on having mine.
Didn't expect
to be a dot on a screen.
A speck, like the rest,
on a vest, in HD.
-----------------
But, hey, here I am,
it's my life, this is me.
Please compress
your progressive interests
to a size for digest,
four seconds, or less.
Yes, you're a good little sheep.
Aw, snap. Old idiom.
Y'all may not know what that means.
A spectacular vernacular,
in a package compacting-er.
I'm trying to say, like,
I say cool shit
but ... quick.
Ya naw?
I'm a prop in a play,
a sign that gives yield,
a cliché to the slaughter.
You know what they say,
if there's grass on the field,
I will fuck your daughter.