Overdue Willis Love
There has been not enough Bruce Willis in this LJ.
*rectifies*
OMG. THE CUTENESS. Check out Scout, Bruce's daughter, and Ashton Kutcher, Scout's stepdad. I MEAN. They are so clearly *we are lame and we loooove it*, and Ashton looks all PROUD. And Scout is rockin' a John Phillips hat. And the song is catchy, damnit. AND Scout got a cute little folksy coffeehouse voice that actually works. "...without youuuuuu..uuuu..uuuuu"
Bruce was also at the Golden Globes last week, where he was introduced as "Ashton Kutcher's dad" (and clearly thought it was funny *while on stage* and later *said* that he thought the show was funny, and he already WENT ALONG with a similar gag on "Between Two Ferns" so the critics who said he was "a not-impressed Bruce Willis" are freakin' stupid). Anyway.
HI BRUCE. *drools*
Another one from the Globes. Love the smirk. The jury is still out on Emma's dress. No doubt she's got the body for it, but it's just a bit TOO clingy sausage-y for my taste. Still. *slurps*
Bruce was also in the news this week because of Kevin Smith, but I've decided that Smith is a delusional windbag who's not worthy of my time. And that Warlock just may get a really bad case of hemorrhoids in the near future. Just sayin'.
Aaaaaaaaaand Bruce was also recently selected to the New Jersey Hall of Fame. Yes, there's a New Jersey Hall of Fame. No, I don't know why. It doesn't matter, coz Bruce is gonna be IN it, baby. WHOOOO!
THEN this got posted. Which. Bruce Willis, Danny Trejo, Robert Rodriguez. I WOULD SEE THIS IF IT WAS A REAL FILM. *nods*
And no Bruce-post would this be without a reminder of just.how.freakin.talented Mr. Willis really is.
Charity event, filmed by Robert Rodriguez when they were making "Sin City". VOILA.
Aaaaaah. That feels better.
.
*rectifies*
OMG. THE CUTENESS. Check out Scout, Bruce's daughter, and Ashton Kutcher, Scout's stepdad. I MEAN. They are so clearly *we are lame and we loooove it*, and Ashton looks all PROUD. And Scout is rockin' a John Phillips hat. And the song is catchy, damnit. AND Scout got a cute little folksy coffeehouse voice that actually works. "...without youuuuuu..uuuu..uuuuu"
Click to viewBruce was also at the Golden Globes last week, where he was introduced as "Ashton Kutcher's dad" (and clearly thought it was funny *while on stage* and later *said* that he thought the show was funny, and he already WENT ALONG with a similar gag on "Between Two Ferns" so the critics who said he was "a not-impressed Bruce Willis" are freakin' stupid). Anyway.
HI BRUCE. *drools*
Another one from the Globes. Love the smirk. The jury is still out on Emma's dress. No doubt she's got the body for it, but it's just a bit TOO clingy sausage-y for my taste. Still. *slurps*
Bruce was also in the news this week because of Kevin Smith, but I've decided that Smith is a delusional windbag who's not worthy of my time. And that Warlock just may get a really bad case of hemorrhoids in the near future. Just sayin'.
Aaaaaaaaaand Bruce was also recently selected to the New Jersey Hall of Fame. Yes, there's a New Jersey Hall of Fame. No, I don't know why. It doesn't matter, coz Bruce is gonna be IN it, baby. WHOOOO!
THEN this got posted. Which. Bruce Willis, Danny Trejo, Robert Rodriguez. I WOULD SEE THIS IF IT WAS A REAL FILM. *nods*
And no Bruce-post would this be without a reminder of just.how.freakin.talented Mr. Willis really is.
Charity event, filmed by Robert Rodriguez when they were making "Sin City". VOILA.
Aaaaaah. That feels better.
.