Title: The Proposal
Fandom: Live Free or Die Hard
Characters: John McClane/Matt Farrell
Word Count: 3169
Summary: “Just wanted to come home and relax. Watch the game. Maybe get laid. Is that too much to ask?”
Authors Notes: Written for
smallfandomfest Round 8. Prompt: "proposal"
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Oh wait. I mean FIRST!
This. Was so worth staying up for. I'm like. Too tired and stupid to comment properly but this is going in my memories so I can rave at you later about it. I LOVE THIS.
I love 'you done, smartass' just can HEAR John's happily annoyed tone there and Matt all allergic to dogs and white pickets and and and hoodie, and they're so MARRIED.
And of course. More cayenne, and 'pretty sure John Junior was conceived there'.
But my favourite, by far. Is Matt's death by toothbrush to the solar plexus. You KNOW that's how he's gonna go out. Love them. Love you. This. Yes.
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The entire story was based off Matt's comical marriage rant and John's response, so YAY. Apparently adding cayenne pepper to every story is an addiction of mine. And that glider, while not a battered old chair... I mean, SEE what I mean? I swear I'd write something and then a day later you'd bring it up in conversation. :D
Death by toothbrush. Only Matt.
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(Hi Sev, sorry to steal icons on your fic. Still in love with this btw. ...obviously since I'm back again)
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