New teeth... that's weird.
So, for anyone who might not have heard yet (which basically means I haven't run into you, because I have been telling everyone I see a million times), I got my braces off! Everything's so smooth... and kind of slimy. And finally, after two long years, I can eat hard caramel! And, paired with a new hair cut, I possibly look like I'm legal.
Possibly.
I do have a retainer-- well, two-- but I don't wear them during the day like I should. This is mostly because it gives me a HUGE (liek, whoa) lateral lisp. And I need to talk at my job.
Speaking of my job, I am so. Freaking. Bored. Every day I wake up and I think, 'Dear God, I really don't want to go to work. I would rather have a root canal, or possibly a catheter put in.' (Note: I do not have any kind of fetish for either of these things, so this is saying something.) I am seriously that painfully bored at work. Yesterday I took my new awesome sock puppet to work with me to entertain me. His name is Colin, but he goes by Edward at work because there is another Colin here. Anyway, I think tomorrow Edward may come back. And there may be a camera documenting his hard work here. God, I'm glad my boss is out of town.
My friend Bryan informed me that everyone here now thinks I'm crazy. I'm not sure this is any different than before, really.
Possibly.
I do have a retainer-- well, two-- but I don't wear them during the day like I should. This is mostly because it gives me a HUGE (liek, whoa) lateral lisp. And I need to talk at my job.
Speaking of my job, I am so. Freaking. Bored. Every day I wake up and I think, 'Dear God, I really don't want to go to work. I would rather have a root canal, or possibly a catheter put in.' (Note: I do not have any kind of fetish for either of these things, so this is saying something.) I am seriously that painfully bored at work. Yesterday I took my new awesome sock puppet to work with me to entertain me. His name is Colin, but he goes by Edward at work because there is another Colin here. Anyway, I think tomorrow Edward may come back. And there may be a camera documenting his hard work here. God, I'm glad my boss is out of town.
My friend Bryan informed me that everyone here now thinks I'm crazy. I'm not sure this is any different than before, really.