mass of memes
Haven't updated in ages...am so lazy.... but read katie's journal and had a sudden urge to fill in one of those thingys again. and, since i've already done that one, i went a-browsing for some decent ones. .....booha...
If you call me...
Which Survivor of the Impending Nuclear Apocalypse Are You?
A Rum and Monkey joint.
Which Famous Homosexual Are You?
Brought to you by Rum and Monkey
How Dumb Are You?
A Rum and Monkey stupidity.
Which Peeg are you?
Brought to you by Rum and Monkey
200 things... stuff in bold is done
1. Bought everyone in the pub a drink
2. Swam with wild dolphins
3. Climbed a mountain
4. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive
5. Been inside the Great Pyramid
6. Held a tarantula.
7. Taken a candlelit bath with someone
8. Said 'I love you' and meant it
9. Hugged a tree
10. Done a striptease
11. Bungee jumped
12. Visited Paris
13. Watched a lightning storm at sea
14. Stayed up all night long, and watch the sun rise
15. Seen the Northern Lights
16. Gone to a huge sports game
17. Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa
18. Grown and eaten your own vegetables
19. Touched an iceberg
20. Slept under the stars
21. Changed a baby's diaper
22. Taken a trip in a hot air balloon
23. Watched a meteor shower
24. Gotten drunk on champagne
25. Given more than you can afford to charity
26. Looked up at the night sky through a telescope
27. Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment
28. Had a food fight
29. Bet on a winning horse
30. Taken a sick day when you're not ill
31. Asked out a stranger
32. Had a snowball fight
33. Photocopied your bottom on the office photocopier
34. Screamed as loudly as you possibly can
35. Held a lamb
36. Enacted a favorite fantasy
37. Taken a midnight skinny dip
38. Taken an ice cold bath
39. Had a meaningful conversation with a beggar
40. Seen a total eclipse
41. Ridden a roller coaster
42. Hit a home run
43. Fit three weeks miraculously into three days
44. Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking
45. Adopted an accent for an entire day
46. Visited the birthplace of your ancestors
47. Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment
48. Had two hard drives for your computer
49. Visited all 50 states
50. Loved your job for all accounts
51. Taken care of someone who was shit faced
52. Had enough money to be truly satisfied
53. Had amazing friends
54. Danced with a stranger in a foreign country
55. Watched wild whales
56. Stolen a sign
57. Backpacked in Europe
58. Taken a road-trip
59. Rock climbing
60. Lied to foreign government's official in that country to avoid notice
61. Midnight walk on the beach
62. Sky diving
63. Visited Ireland
64. Been heartbroken longer then you were actually in love
65. In a restaurant, sat at a stranger's table and had a meal with them
66. Visited Japan
67. Benchpressed your own weight
68. Milked a cow
69. Alphabetized your records
70. Pretended to be a superhero
71. Sung karaoke
72. Lounged around in bed all day
73. Posed nude in front of strangers
74. Scuba diving
75. Got it on to "Let's Get It On" by Marvin Gaye
76. Kissed in the rain
77. Played in the mud
78. Played in the rain
79. Gone to a drive-in theater
80. Done something you should regret, but don't regret it
81. Visited the Great Wall of China
82. Discovered that someone who's not supposed to have known about your blog has discovered your blog
83. Dropped Windows in favor of something better
84. Started a business
85. Fallen in love and not had your heart broken
86. Toured ancient sites
87. Taken a martial arts class
88. Swordfought for the honor of a woman
89. Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight
90. Gotten married
91. Been in a movie
92. Crashed a party
93. Loved someone you shouldn't have
94. Kissed someone so passionately it made them dizzy
95. Gotten divorced (in progress)
96. Had sex at the office
97. Gone without food for 5 days
98. Made cookies from scratch
99. Won first prize in a costume contest
100. Ridden a gondola in Venice
101. Gotten a tattoo
102. Found that the texture of some materials can turn you on
103. Rafted the Snake River
104. Been on television news programs as an "expert"
105. Got flowers for no reason
106. Masturbated in a public place - *bursts out laughing*
107. Got so drunk you don't remember anything
108. Been addicted to some form of illegal drug
109. Performed on stage
110. Been to Las Vegas
111. Recorded music
112. Eaten shark
113. Had a one-night stand
114. Gone to Thailand
115. Seen Siouxsie live
116. Bought a house
117. Been in a combat zone
118. Buried one/both of your parents
119. Shaved or waxed your pubic hair off
120. Been on a cruise ship
121. Spoken more than one language fluently
122. Gotten into a fight while attempting to defend someone
123. Bounced a check
124. Performed in Rocky Horror
125. Read - and understood - your credit report
126. Raised children
127. Recently bought and played with a favorite childhood toy
128. Followed your favorite band/singer on tour
129. Created and named your own constellation of stars
130. Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country
131. Found out something significant that your ancestors did
132. Called or written your Congress person
133. Picked up and moved to another city to just start over
134. ...more than once? - More than thrice?
135. Walked the Golden Gate Bridge
136. Sang loudly in the car, and didn't stop when you knew someone was looking
137. Had a baby
138. Had plastic surgery
139. Survived an accident that you shouldn't have survived.
140. Wrote articles for a large publication
141. Lost over 100 pounds
142. Held someone while they were having a flashback
143. Piloted an airplane
144. Petted a stingray
145. Broken someone's heart
146. Helped an animal give birth
147. Been fired or laid off from a job
148. Won money on a T.V. game show
149. Broken a bone
150. Killed a human being
151. Gone on an African photo safari
152. Ridden a motorcycle (as a passenger only)
153. Driven any land vehicle at a speed of greater than 100mph
154. Had a body part of yours below the neck pierced
155. Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol
156. Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild
157. Ridden a horse
158. Had major surgery
159. Had sex on a moving train
160. Had a snake as a pet
161. Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon
162. Slept through an entire flight: takeoff, flight, and landing
163. Slept for more than 30 hours over the course of 48 hours
164. Visited more foreign countries than U.S. states
165. Visited all 7 continents
166. Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days
167. Eaten kangaroo meat
168. Fallen in love at an ancient Mayan burial ground
169. Been a sperm or egg donor
170. Eaten sushi
171. Had your picture in the newspaper
172. Had 2 (or more) healthy romantic relationships for over a year in your lifetime
173. Changed someone's mind about something you care deeply about
174. Gotten someone fired for their actions
175. Gone back to school visited
176. Parasailed
177. Changed your name
178. Petted a cockroach
179. Eaten fried green tomatoes
180. Read The Iliad
181. Selected one "important" author who you missed in school, and read
182. Dined in a restaurant and stolen silverware, plates, cups because your apartment needed them
183. ...and gotten 86'ed from the restaurant because you did it so many times, they figured out it was you
184. Taught yourself an art from scratch
185. Killed and prepared an animal for eating
186. Apologized to someone years after inflicting the hurt
187. Skipped all your school reunions
188. Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language
189. Been elected to public office
190. Written your own computer language
191. Thought to yourself that you're living your dream
192. Had to put someone you love into hospice care
193. Built your own PC from parts
194. Sold your own artwork to someone who didn't know you
195. Had a booth at a street fair
196. Dyed your hair
197. Been a DJ
198. Found out someone was going to dump you via LiveJournal
199. Written your own role playing game
200. Been arrested
Three things Meme
Three Names You Go By: ugh see above, but most common
1. rosa
2. rosana
3. mouse
Three Screen-names You Have:
1. rosatron
2. severelysnaped
3. rosa
Three Things You Like About Yourself:
1. nothing bothers me really... open-minded
2. i can get over things immediately
3. can laugh at myself
Three Things You Hate/Dislike About Yourself:
1. being patronising or smug or arrogant
2. my stupid allergies
3. pursuing something even if i know i'm wrong
Three Parts of Your Heritage:
1. filo
2. english
3. welsh
Three Things That Scare You:
1. utter chaos - my world flipping over
2. gettin struck by lightning
3. how harsh i can be sometimes
Three of Your Everyday Essentials:
1. my computer (i love you)
2. my phone
3. mark (yeah i love you too)
Three Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1. t-shirt
2. daggy trackpants
3. underwear
Three of Your Favorite Bands/Artists:
1. dashboarddddd woo!
2. starting line, oh yeah!
3. brand new, love em
Three of Your Favorite Songs at Present:
1. "The boy who blocked his own shot" - Brand New
2. anything off the Love Actually Soundtrack
3. "Standard Lines" - Dashboard Confessional
Three New Things You Want to Try in the Next 12 Months:
1. earning spending money
2. giving futurama a go for once
3. get married
Three Things You Want in a Relationship (love is a given):
1. sexy sexy body!
2. mr shady
3. shaaaaagcity!
Two Truths and a Lie:
1. I've written myself into many a fanfic
2. I've taken in the washing naked in suburbia
3. I can't help sneering at people who don't believe in evolution
Three Physical Things About the Opposite Sex That Appeal to You:
1. physical? hmmmm hair, clothes
2. neck, shoulders
3. smell - sexy manly smell, not horrible perfumed odour
Three Things You Just Can’t Do:
1. start art theory more than a few days before its due
2. touch my toes
3. get a job
Three of Your Favorite Hobbies:
1. lazing around with mark all day
2. reading fic
3. gossiping + laughing
Three Things You Want to do Really Badly Right Now:
1. mark
2. eat cold pizza
3. win a beach house
Three Careers You’re Considering: after uni
1. animator
2. freelance character designing
3. winnin' the lotto
Three Places You Want to Go on Vacation:
1. log cabin in woods which is green during the day but snows on weekends
2. boat cruise
3. hogwarts
Three Kids Names:
1. afterbirth
2. fetus
3. james james morrison morrison weatherby george dupree
Three Things You Want to Do Before You Die:
1. finish my godawful fanfic
2. own all the dvds, cds, books, furniture, shoes i want
3. write an epic novel about my life
Friends ABC Meme. stuff that reminds you of your friends!
first thing that jumps into your head for each letter:
Allister starts with a...yeah, i haven't talked to you in ages
Birthday comics, i owe so many of my friends those damned birthday comics!
Cathy! cathy's the bomb!
Dunno how to pin the exact moment you become friends with someone, i usually never notice until we're like, yeah! let's do something!
Even mates quarrel...don't think i've had a single friend who i haven't had a bit of a fallout with....maybe mel and cathy...but i'm sure they've been pissed at me at times
Fancied nearly all my guy friends at one point or another. fancied one so much in fact that now i'm going to marry him...
Grapes...katie once squished a grape down mark's shirt. hehehe i laughed.
Horrible moments, not that many. but have shed many a tear over fighting with mates.
Internet - i actually made friends with a guy i met in a chatroom. he's like 5 years younger than me and we used to chat on our optus mobiles after 8pm
Jobs - heaps of my friends have jobs and think i'm pathetic for not having one. the unemployed ones think i'm pathetic anyway.
Kristine and kristyn, my buddy ole pals. paintfights and yellow string...sigh...
Loyalty is something i relate directly to friendship. you never break the code!
M is for mark. it's also for matchbox. but since all i ever write about is mark, it's also for the Maltesers that me, kristine and kristyn went through before a fluked chem exam.
Nothin is cooler than making one of your mates really happy. except maybe those really cool jets that flew past during riverfest...
Omg features in every second line in me and kristyn's gossip convo over msn
Party - never forget jessi's party where i was paid $10 to drink half a bottle of tomato sauce
Quando - a word me and kristine say when there's nothing to say....lol, and cathy, remember that old guy who was singing this song at the rsl
Rosa - which is what i now call myself courtesy of tim who began it. i think everyone thankfully caught onto this name because rosana is long and weird to say the first time
Sleeping over at a friend's house seals something.
Tim and kev, the coolest friends during first year, we did everything together
Unsaid sorries, always tonnes of those.
Vacuum....me and my friends used to pretend to get sucked into our year 8 teacher's gigantic arse
Wtf, pronounced "dub'you-tee-eff" is a phrase picked off an animation me katie and mark were watchin
X-rated smut fiction at the library labelled 'romance', i suckered my fiancé into reading the whole thing and his mother found it in his bag a few days later. lol.
Yellow paper was a name i used to call kristyn. i also called her bucket. we were weird.
Zzxjoanw - its a maori drum goddamit! mark didn't think i should be using words like that for scrabble.
ok and this is just funny. students are so retarded.
The following questions and answers were collected from SAT's
(Scholastic Aptitude Test) given to 16-year-old students in
Springdale, Arkansas in 2000!
Q - Name the four seasons.
A - Salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar.
Q - Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe
to drink.
A - Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes
large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Q - How is dew formed?
A - The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q - What is a planet?
A - A body of earth surrounded by sky.
Q - What causes the tides in the oceans?
A - The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All
water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no
water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget
where the sun joins in this fight.
Q - In a democratic society, how important are elections?
A - Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an
election.
Q - Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A - Premature death.
Q - How can you delay milk turning sour?
A - Keep it in the cow.
Q - How are the main parts of the body categorized?
(e.g., abdomen.)
A - The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the
borax and the abdominal cavity. The baronum contains the
brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the
abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O and U.
Q - What does "varicose" mean?
A - Nearby.
Q - What is the most common form of birth control?
A - Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.
Q - Give the meaning of the term "Cesarean Section."
A - The cesarean section is a district in Rome.
Q - What is a seizure?
A - A Roman emperor.
Q - What is a terminal illness?
A - When you are sick at the airport.
Q - What does the word "benign" mean?
A - Benign is what you will be after you be eight
ohhhhhh this is so gay. i want to leave now but nooooo we have to wait for the washing to finish. stupid washing. i have an interview at subway at 4pm.... goooo me!
If you call me...
- severelysnaped: you're a hpfanficcer
- rosana: you're related to me or know my family
- rosa: you’re one of my uni mates, or have hung around with em too much
- rosatron: you're a nerdy uni mate or chatroom freak
- rosie-red-cheeks: you're my preschool teacher who i still occasionally glower at
- r'moh: you're my evil aunt who thinks it's hilarious to combine my initials and address christmas cards that way
- rosana hugg-hes/hooz: you're a stupid automatic message left for me on the answering machine
- rosana huge: you're a highschool mate who finds it amusing that little mouse's last name sounds like 'huge'
- mouse: you’re a fantastic tullawonger and prolly don't know my real name
- funky moose, squouse, meece: you're 1997 nicki
- mousey moo, mouseman, mousemate: you're 1998 becky
- moose, mooseness: you're 1998 jasmine
- mousealot, mouseamillion, mouseo: you're 1999 amy
- moosestuffer, mrsmouse: you're 2000 joel
- rat, rodent: you're a retarded tullawonger and i don't like you.
- anonymouse: you're a lame highschool teacher
- mightiestmouse: you're off neopets
- spiffymouse, sproutmouse, spiffysprout, sprocket: you're 2002 kristyn
- dude: you're kristine, mel, cathy, or kristyn
- snookums, rosie-poo: you're kevi
- starl: you're my dad
- darling: you're my mum or ben
- kiddo: you're ben
- rosario: you're allister blogging
- rosemary, susana: you're kevin roper
- rozarna: you're miss linklater
- dirty girl, mistress, [insert sexual innuendo here]: you're mark
Which Survivor of the Impending Nuclear Apocalypse Are You?
A Rum and Monkey joint.
Which Famous Homosexual Are You?
Brought to you by Rum and Monkey
How Dumb Are You?
A Rum and Monkey stupidity.
Which Peeg are you?
Brought to you by Rum and Monkey
200 things... stuff in bold is done
1. Bought everyone in the pub a drink
2. Swam with wild dolphins
3. Climbed a mountain
4. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive
5. Been inside the Great Pyramid
6. Held a tarantula.
7. Taken a candlelit bath with someone
8. Said 'I love you' and meant it
9. Hugged a tree
10. Done a striptease
11. Bungee jumped
12. Visited Paris
13. Watched a lightning storm at sea
14. Stayed up all night long, and watch the sun rise
15. Seen the Northern Lights
16. Gone to a huge sports game
17. Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa
18. Grown and eaten your own vegetables
19. Touched an iceberg
20. Slept under the stars
21. Changed a baby's diaper
22. Taken a trip in a hot air balloon
23. Watched a meteor shower
24. Gotten drunk on champagne
25. Given more than you can afford to charity
26. Looked up at the night sky through a telescope
27. Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment
28. Had a food fight
29. Bet on a winning horse
30. Taken a sick day when you're not ill
31. Asked out a stranger
32. Had a snowball fight
33. Photocopied your bottom on the office photocopier
34. Screamed as loudly as you possibly can
35. Held a lamb
36. Enacted a favorite fantasy
37. Taken a midnight skinny dip
38. Taken an ice cold bath
39. Had a meaningful conversation with a beggar
40. Seen a total eclipse
41. Ridden a roller coaster
42. Hit a home run
43. Fit three weeks miraculously into three days
44. Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking
45. Adopted an accent for an entire day
46. Visited the birthplace of your ancestors
47. Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment
48. Had two hard drives for your computer
49. Visited all 50 states
50. Loved your job for all accounts
51. Taken care of someone who was shit faced
52. Had enough money to be truly satisfied
53. Had amazing friends
54. Danced with a stranger in a foreign country
55. Watched wild whales
56. Stolen a sign
57. Backpacked in Europe
58. Taken a road-trip
59. Rock climbing
60. Lied to foreign government's official in that country to avoid notice
61. Midnight walk on the beach
62. Sky diving
63. Visited Ireland
64. Been heartbroken longer then you were actually in love
65. In a restaurant, sat at a stranger's table and had a meal with them
66. Visited Japan
67. Benchpressed your own weight
68. Milked a cow
69. Alphabetized your records
70. Pretended to be a superhero
71. Sung karaoke
72. Lounged around in bed all day
73. Posed nude in front of strangers
74. Scuba diving
75. Got it on to "Let's Get It On" by Marvin Gaye
76. Kissed in the rain
77. Played in the mud
78. Played in the rain
79. Gone to a drive-in theater
80. Done something you should regret, but don't regret it
81. Visited the Great Wall of China
82. Discovered that someone who's not supposed to have known about your blog has discovered your blog
83. Dropped Windows in favor of something better
84. Started a business
85. Fallen in love and not had your heart broken
86. Toured ancient sites
87. Taken a martial arts class
88. Swordfought for the honor of a woman
89. Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight
90. Gotten married
91. Been in a movie
92. Crashed a party
93. Loved someone you shouldn't have
94. Kissed someone so passionately it made them dizzy
95. Gotten divorced (in progress)
96. Had sex at the office
97. Gone without food for 5 days
98. Made cookies from scratch
99. Won first prize in a costume contest
100. Ridden a gondola in Venice
101. Gotten a tattoo
102. Found that the texture of some materials can turn you on
103. Rafted the Snake River
104. Been on television news programs as an "expert"
105. Got flowers for no reason
106. Masturbated in a public place - *bursts out laughing*
107. Got so drunk you don't remember anything
108. Been addicted to some form of illegal drug
109. Performed on stage
110. Been to Las Vegas
111. Recorded music
112. Eaten shark
113. Had a one-night stand
114. Gone to Thailand
115. Seen Siouxsie live
116. Bought a house
117. Been in a combat zone
118. Buried one/both of your parents
119. Shaved or waxed your pubic hair off
120. Been on a cruise ship
121. Spoken more than one language fluently
122. Gotten into a fight while attempting to defend someone
123. Bounced a check
124. Performed in Rocky Horror
125. Read - and understood - your credit report
126. Raised children
127. Recently bought and played with a favorite childhood toy
128. Followed your favorite band/singer on tour
129. Created and named your own constellation of stars
130. Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country
131. Found out something significant that your ancestors did
132. Called or written your Congress person
133. Picked up and moved to another city to just start over
134. ...more than once? - More than thrice?
135. Walked the Golden Gate Bridge
136. Sang loudly in the car, and didn't stop when you knew someone was looking
137. Had a baby
138. Had plastic surgery
139. Survived an accident that you shouldn't have survived.
140. Wrote articles for a large publication
141. Lost over 100 pounds
142. Held someone while they were having a flashback
143. Piloted an airplane
144. Petted a stingray
145. Broken someone's heart
146. Helped an animal give birth
147. Been fired or laid off from a job
148. Won money on a T.V. game show
149. Broken a bone
150. Killed a human being
151. Gone on an African photo safari
152. Ridden a motorcycle (as a passenger only)
153. Driven any land vehicle at a speed of greater than 100mph
154. Had a body part of yours below the neck pierced
155. Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol
156. Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild
157. Ridden a horse
158. Had major surgery
159. Had sex on a moving train
160. Had a snake as a pet
161. Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon
162. Slept through an entire flight: takeoff, flight, and landing
163. Slept for more than 30 hours over the course of 48 hours
164. Visited more foreign countries than U.S. states
165. Visited all 7 continents
166. Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days
167. Eaten kangaroo meat
168. Fallen in love at an ancient Mayan burial ground
169. Been a sperm or egg donor
170. Eaten sushi
171. Had your picture in the newspaper
172. Had 2 (or more) healthy romantic relationships for over a year in your lifetime
173. Changed someone's mind about something you care deeply about
174. Gotten someone fired for their actions
175. Gone back to school visited
176. Parasailed
177. Changed your name
178. Petted a cockroach
179. Eaten fried green tomatoes
180. Read The Iliad
181. Selected one "important" author who you missed in school, and read
182. Dined in a restaurant and stolen silverware, plates, cups because your apartment needed them
183. ...and gotten 86'ed from the restaurant because you did it so many times, they figured out it was you
184. Taught yourself an art from scratch
185. Killed and prepared an animal for eating
186. Apologized to someone years after inflicting the hurt
187. Skipped all your school reunions
188. Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language
189. Been elected to public office
190. Written your own computer language
191. Thought to yourself that you're living your dream
192. Had to put someone you love into hospice care
193. Built your own PC from parts
194. Sold your own artwork to someone who didn't know you
195. Had a booth at a street fair
196. Dyed your hair
197. Been a DJ
198. Found out someone was going to dump you via LiveJournal
199. Written your own role playing game
200. Been arrested
Three things Meme
Three Names You Go By: ugh see above, but most common
1. rosa
2. rosana
3. mouse
Three Screen-names You Have:
1. rosatron
2. severelysnaped
3. rosa
Three Things You Like About Yourself:
1. nothing bothers me really... open-minded
2. i can get over things immediately
3. can laugh at myself
Three Things You Hate/Dislike About Yourself:
1. being patronising or smug or arrogant
2. my stupid allergies
3. pursuing something even if i know i'm wrong
Three Parts of Your Heritage:
1. filo
2. english
3. welsh
Three Things That Scare You:
1. utter chaos - my world flipping over
2. gettin struck by lightning
3. how harsh i can be sometimes
Three of Your Everyday Essentials:
1. my computer (i love you)
2. my phone
3. mark (yeah i love you too)
Three Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1. t-shirt
2. daggy trackpants
3. underwear
Three of Your Favorite Bands/Artists:
1. dashboarddddd woo!
2. starting line, oh yeah!
3. brand new, love em
Three of Your Favorite Songs at Present:
1. "The boy who blocked his own shot" - Brand New
2. anything off the Love Actually Soundtrack
3. "Standard Lines" - Dashboard Confessional
Three New Things You Want to Try in the Next 12 Months:
1. earning spending money
2. giving futurama a go for once
3. get married
Three Things You Want in a Relationship (love is a given):
1. sexy sexy body!
2. mr shady
3. shaaaaagcity!
Two Truths and a Lie:
1. I've written myself into many a fanfic
2. I've taken in the washing naked in suburbia
3. I can't help sneering at people who don't believe in evolution
Three Physical Things About the Opposite Sex That Appeal to You:
1. physical? hmmmm hair, clothes
2. neck, shoulders
3. smell - sexy manly smell, not horrible perfumed odour
Three Things You Just Can’t Do:
1. start art theory more than a few days before its due
2. touch my toes
3. get a job
Three of Your Favorite Hobbies:
1. lazing around with mark all day
2. reading fic
3. gossiping + laughing
Three Things You Want to do Really Badly Right Now:
1. mark
2. eat cold pizza
3. win a beach house
Three Careers You’re Considering: after uni
1. animator
2. freelance character designing
3. winnin' the lotto
Three Places You Want to Go on Vacation:
1. log cabin in woods which is green during the day but snows on weekends
2. boat cruise
3. hogwarts
Three Kids Names:
1. afterbirth
2. fetus
3. james james morrison morrison weatherby george dupree
Three Things You Want to Do Before You Die:
1. finish my godawful fanfic
2. own all the dvds, cds, books, furniture, shoes i want
3. write an epic novel about my life
Friends ABC Meme. stuff that reminds you of your friends!
first thing that jumps into your head for each letter:
Allister starts with a...yeah, i haven't talked to you in ages
Birthday comics, i owe so many of my friends those damned birthday comics!
Cathy! cathy's the bomb!
Dunno how to pin the exact moment you become friends with someone, i usually never notice until we're like, yeah! let's do something!
Even mates quarrel...don't think i've had a single friend who i haven't had a bit of a fallout with....maybe mel and cathy...but i'm sure they've been pissed at me at times
Fancied nearly all my guy friends at one point or another. fancied one so much in fact that now i'm going to marry him...
Grapes...katie once squished a grape down mark's shirt. hehehe i laughed.
Horrible moments, not that many. but have shed many a tear over fighting with mates.
Internet - i actually made friends with a guy i met in a chatroom. he's like 5 years younger than me and we used to chat on our optus mobiles after 8pm
Jobs - heaps of my friends have jobs and think i'm pathetic for not having one. the unemployed ones think i'm pathetic anyway.
Kristine and kristyn, my buddy ole pals. paintfights and yellow string...sigh...
Loyalty is something i relate directly to friendship. you never break the code!
M is for mark. it's also for matchbox. but since all i ever write about is mark, it's also for the Maltesers that me, kristine and kristyn went through before a fluked chem exam.
Nothin is cooler than making one of your mates really happy. except maybe those really cool jets that flew past during riverfest...
Omg features in every second line in me and kristyn's gossip convo over msn
Party - never forget jessi's party where i was paid $10 to drink half a bottle of tomato sauce
Quando - a word me and kristine say when there's nothing to say....lol, and cathy, remember that old guy who was singing this song at the rsl
Rosa - which is what i now call myself courtesy of tim who began it. i think everyone thankfully caught onto this name because rosana is long and weird to say the first time
Sleeping over at a friend's house seals something.
Tim and kev, the coolest friends during first year, we did everything together
Unsaid sorries, always tonnes of those.
Vacuum....me and my friends used to pretend to get sucked into our year 8 teacher's gigantic arse
Wtf, pronounced "dub'you-tee-eff" is a phrase picked off an animation me katie and mark were watchin
X-rated smut fiction at the library labelled 'romance', i suckered my fiancé into reading the whole thing and his mother found it in his bag a few days later. lol.
Yellow paper was a name i used to call kristyn. i also called her bucket. we were weird.
Zzxjoanw - its a maori drum goddamit! mark didn't think i should be using words like that for scrabble.
ok and this is just funny. students are so retarded.
The following questions and answers were collected from SAT's
(Scholastic Aptitude Test) given to 16-year-old students in
Springdale, Arkansas in 2000!
Q - Name the four seasons.
A - Salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar.
Q - Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe
to drink.
A - Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes
large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Q - How is dew formed?
A - The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q - What is a planet?
A - A body of earth surrounded by sky.
Q - What causes the tides in the oceans?
A - The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All
water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no
water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget
where the sun joins in this fight.
Q - In a democratic society, how important are elections?
A - Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an
election.
Q - Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A - Premature death.
Q - How can you delay milk turning sour?
A - Keep it in the cow.
Q - How are the main parts of the body categorized?
(e.g., abdomen.)
A - The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the
borax and the abdominal cavity. The baronum contains the
brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the
abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O and U.
Q - What does "varicose" mean?
A - Nearby.
Q - What is the most common form of birth control?
A - Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.
Q - Give the meaning of the term "Cesarean Section."
A - The cesarean section is a district in Rome.
Q - What is a seizure?
A - A Roman emperor.
Q - What is a terminal illness?
A - When you are sick at the airport.
Q - What does the word "benign" mean?
A - Benign is what you will be after you be eight
ohhhhhh this is so gay. i want to leave now but nooooo we have to wait for the washing to finish. stupid washing. i have an interview at subway at 4pm.... goooo me!