Stolen from Amanda...

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If I were a month, I'd be: June
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Saturday
If I were a time of day, I'd be: anytime while it's dark
If I were a planet, I'd be: Jupiter
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: A Dolphin
If I were a direction, I'd be: East
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: A Futon
If I were a sin, I'd be: Pride
If I were a historical figure, I'd be: Ty Cobb
If I were a liquid, I'd be: Mountain Dew ... after all it's already in my blood...
If I were a tree, I'd be: A Black Lotus
If I were a bird, I'd be: A Hawk
If I were a flower, I'd be: Stargazer
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: Sunny
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: A Dragon
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: A Guitar
If I were an animal, I'd be: A Bearded Dragon
If I were a color, I'd be: Baby Blue
If I were an emotion, I'd be: Jealous
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: Arugala
If I were a sound, I'd be: White .. please someone tell me they know what that is...
If I were an element, I'd be: Fire .. or Electricity
If I were a car, I'd be: Mercedes CLK-GTR or MacLeron F1 LM
If I were a song, I'd be: "The Squid" by ZOX
If I were a movie, I'd be: 61*
If I were a food, I'd be: Pasta
If I were a place, I'd be: The Beach
If I were a material, I'd be: Silk
If I were a taste, I'd be: Sweet
If I were a scent, I'd be: Patchouli
If I were a religion, I'd be: umm.. Christian
If I were a word, I'd be: "fuck"
If I were an object, I'd be: A Sword
If I were a body part, I'd be: An Arm
If I were a facial expression,I'd be: A Yawn
If I were a part of a house,I'd be: The Backyard
If I were a subject in school, I'd be: PE
If I were a cartoon character, I'd be: Doug
If I were a shape, I'd be a: Circle
If I were a number, I'd be: 7