Sweetie you had me...
Yesterday afternoon-
Hung out with KelC and her sister Laura.
We saw her mom.
Biohazards one foot away from us all.
Yuck.
I couldn't drive,park,or follow directions yesterday.
I swear it's because of that fucking car.
Yes,I'm blaming a car for my driving.
It's a boat dudes.
Then we went back to their house and KelC and I made up this whole movie scene.
It's a secret.
I don't actually know how the idea came about.
Oh,yeah I do nevermind.
It has to do with the west and Panic!At The Disco.
KelC and I have big plans.
Watch out.
Then I came home to hang out with Jelly.
Last night-
Jelly and I went to Steve's Pet store and I saw kitties.
Jelly left where the kitties were because it smelt like poopies so bad,but I just covered my nose with my sweatshirt because they were just too cute to leave.
We went to the other pet shop and I wanted to keep all the puppies.
Then we went to the birds and rodents section.
They didn't have any Panda hamsters.:(
I hate when the birds are on the edge of the tank thing...and there are two of them and then you have to walk through them both.
It's scary.
We saw Ms.Labrie.
I like her a lot and I was really close to her 9th grade summer,but she is such a weirdo.
That's okay though.
That's what makes her stand out.
I always like the weirdos.
Anyway she was telling us how her dog keeps throwing up and shitting.
We were like..that's totes sawesome Ms.Labrie.
After that we went to the fishies.
People that work there don't know shit about shit.
The girl was talking to this other guy and trying to sell goldfish.
She was like..."Goldfish don't get that big."
I'm all like under my breath"Yeah,okay dumbass.They grow big depending on the size of the tank."
The guy knew his shit though and told her he didn't want one.
Then I laughed.
I saw all the Garys,Baby Einstien,and Sammy.
Sammy's gotten so big.
Brings a tear to my eye.
Bahahahhahaha.
I saw my turtle BoBo.
He looks like a clown and he always comes to my finger.
Oh,yeah and we saw the puffer fishie.
He's our friend.
I love the pet shop.
I just feel bad for all the animals stuck there.
They are so much cooler than humans.
They don't lie about what they did and use the excuse "I'm only human."
Do you realize that people only use that line when they do something bad?
If they rescue someone from drowing they don't say"Oh,It was nothing.I'm only human."
Fuckers.
After that Jelly and I went to Khols.
Jelly got a cherry and ladybug bra and pantie set.
We saw these tweleve year old girls there looking at thongs and bras.
Okay,considering they didn't have ANY boobs,I think they should stick to sports bras.
Seriously I don't think they make bras small enough for the size of their boobs.
Honestly,as generations go down,they keep getting sluttier and sluttier.
It pisses me off because the world is just losing all of it's morals.
I'm so glad that I'm part of the one I am because I won't be here when the world crashes.
I wish that I was older of course,but I can't change that so I would rather be part of the generation I am than the ones under me.
I got Carebear jammie pants there.
Jelly and I smelt candles forever.
Yummy.
Hmm,then we went to the playground,decided to go to KFC just so Jelly could see her Bunny.
Bunny=Dan.
Jelly and I have a secret too.
Then we got Topher and went to the playground.
Topher pissed on the slide,so the kids today would have some slip n'slide fun.
We ran around,went on the merry-go-round and the swings.
Then we wanted to go on the track matress thing,but it wasn't there.
We were walking on this mat thing and then all of a sudden Topher's foot falls through.
I almost pissed my pants laughing.
That would only happen to him.
Bahahahahahaha.
We left and went to Allen's house.
We went back to the school because Topher forgot his hoodie there.
We got slushies and then dropped Allen off.
I took Jelly and Topher home and Topher called me sweetie,because I was all worried because I used all my mom's gas and felt bad.
I came home home and it was a fun night.
Today-
I didn't go to school because well I got up late and missed twenty minutes of first period and I don't have main classes until 5th and I was going to be getting out of going to 5th,6th,and 7th because of the doctor's appointment.
Gotta check the meds.
Lame-O.
My mom told me to clean my room,so I started doing my t.v. stand and a fucking spider comes out.
It was on my finger and I screamed.
So,I quit until my mom gets home.
Now I'm listening to Panic!At The Disco and writting in here.
I was thinking about how when KelC and I move to Chicago,how I'm probably going to be the one that cleans.
Damnit.
I know I'm going to have to clean her room too because she just won't do it and would sleep on the same sheets forever and I would get grossed out.
The end.
Hung out with KelC and her sister Laura.
We saw her mom.
Biohazards one foot away from us all.
Yuck.
I couldn't drive,park,or follow directions yesterday.
I swear it's because of that fucking car.
Yes,I'm blaming a car for my driving.
It's a boat dudes.
Then we went back to their house and KelC and I made up this whole movie scene.
It's a secret.
I don't actually know how the idea came about.
Oh,yeah I do nevermind.
It has to do with the west and Panic!At The Disco.
KelC and I have big plans.
Watch out.
Then I came home to hang out with Jelly.
Last night-
Jelly and I went to Steve's Pet store and I saw kitties.
Jelly left where the kitties were because it smelt like poopies so bad,but I just covered my nose with my sweatshirt because they were just too cute to leave.
We went to the other pet shop and I wanted to keep all the puppies.
Then we went to the birds and rodents section.
They didn't have any Panda hamsters.:(
I hate when the birds are on the edge of the tank thing...and there are two of them and then you have to walk through them both.
It's scary.
We saw Ms.Labrie.
I like her a lot and I was really close to her 9th grade summer,but she is such a weirdo.
That's okay though.
That's what makes her stand out.
I always like the weirdos.
Anyway she was telling us how her dog keeps throwing up and shitting.
We were like..that's totes sawesome Ms.Labrie.
After that we went to the fishies.
People that work there don't know shit about shit.
The girl was talking to this other guy and trying to sell goldfish.
She was like..."Goldfish don't get that big."
I'm all like under my breath"Yeah,okay dumbass.They grow big depending on the size of the tank."
The guy knew his shit though and told her he didn't want one.
Then I laughed.
I saw all the Garys,Baby Einstien,and Sammy.
Sammy's gotten so big.
Brings a tear to my eye.
Bahahahhahaha.
I saw my turtle BoBo.
He looks like a clown and he always comes to my finger.
Oh,yeah and we saw the puffer fishie.
He's our friend.
I love the pet shop.
I just feel bad for all the animals stuck there.
They are so much cooler than humans.
They don't lie about what they did and use the excuse "I'm only human."
Do you realize that people only use that line when they do something bad?
If they rescue someone from drowing they don't say"Oh,It was nothing.I'm only human."
Fuckers.
After that Jelly and I went to Khols.
Jelly got a cherry and ladybug bra and pantie set.
We saw these tweleve year old girls there looking at thongs and bras.
Okay,considering they didn't have ANY boobs,I think they should stick to sports bras.
Seriously I don't think they make bras small enough for the size of their boobs.
Honestly,as generations go down,they keep getting sluttier and sluttier.
It pisses me off because the world is just losing all of it's morals.
I'm so glad that I'm part of the one I am because I won't be here when the world crashes.
I wish that I was older of course,but I can't change that so I would rather be part of the generation I am than the ones under me.
I got Carebear jammie pants there.
Jelly and I smelt candles forever.
Yummy.
Hmm,then we went to the playground,decided to go to KFC just so Jelly could see her Bunny.
Bunny=Dan.
Jelly and I have a secret too.
Then we got Topher and went to the playground.
Topher pissed on the slide,so the kids today would have some slip n'slide fun.
We ran around,went on the merry-go-round and the swings.
Then we wanted to go on the track matress thing,but it wasn't there.
We were walking on this mat thing and then all of a sudden Topher's foot falls through.
I almost pissed my pants laughing.
That would only happen to him.
Bahahahahahaha.
We left and went to Allen's house.
We went back to the school because Topher forgot his hoodie there.
We got slushies and then dropped Allen off.
I took Jelly and Topher home and Topher called me sweetie,because I was all worried because I used all my mom's gas and felt bad.
I came home home and it was a fun night.
Today-
I didn't go to school because well I got up late and missed twenty minutes of first period and I don't have main classes until 5th and I was going to be getting out of going to 5th,6th,and 7th because of the doctor's appointment.
Gotta check the meds.
Lame-O.
My mom told me to clean my room,so I started doing my t.v. stand and a fucking spider comes out.
It was on my finger and I screamed.
So,I quit until my mom gets home.
Now I'm listening to Panic!At The Disco and writting in here.
I was thinking about how when KelC and I move to Chicago,how I'm probably going to be the one that cleans.
Damnit.
I know I'm going to have to clean her room too because she just won't do it and would sleep on the same sheets forever and I would get grossed out.
The end.